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lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« on: June 07, 2010, 10:07:36 PM »


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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 10:08:09 PM »
also tries to beat up reporter lady

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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »
"Self says he supports his boss"

lol. We can make fun of Seff for this now too.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 10:21:07 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 10:08:09 PM
also tries to beat up reporter lady



not shocking.  old bastards often have no respect for women and minorities
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 10:21:37 PM »
incredible.  :popcorn:
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 10:32:31 PM »
Way to add more fuel to the fire.  I never understood the fascination.  He's not like a mafia boss.  He's a big boob.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 10:32:52 PM »
weird hat.

weird kinda dent thing in the front of his nose.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 10:38:10 PM »
OH MY GOD....that was amazing!!
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 10:44:55 PM »
Holy crap.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 10:50:19 PM »
Looks like a confused old man for the most part. 

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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 10:58:06 PM »
i don't think lew has stopped making the "i don't know nothing" grimace since he got to lawrence.  

lack of institutional control?


mangino beating players?


multimillion dollar ticket scandal involving head basketball coach and former player, current player's dad?


head basketball coach commits recruiting violation and talks to john wall during quiet period?


defrauding WEF by exchanging basketball tickets for $35,000 in exercise equipment?


blackmail?



so lew decides to threaten little reporter lady by screaming at her and telling her if she airs the video he won't talk to their station again.


what a little bitch he is.  i guess the old saying is true - "Lew Perkins is a major douchebag."
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 11:00:29 PM »
dude in red shirt picking his nose?

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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2010, 11:04:55 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 07, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
weird hat.
Like a pith helmet mumped a fishing hat.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2010, 11:11:36 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 11:00:29 PM
dude in red shirt picking his nose?



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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2010, 11:18:26 PM »


His body looks super weird. 
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2010, 11:19:38 PM »
Fat Thurston Howell III

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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2010, 11:38:41 PM »
good God I don't even know where to start. How about Lew getting behind the wheel of a golf cart (with an innocent passenger) while drunk as a fracking skunk? Loved how he went back to shake hands with the black reporter and let him know that he was welcome to mow his lawn anytime he needed a few of uk's bux (while still located in Lew's account.)

Also loved the parade of uk'rs blindly following Lew out onto the course after sitting in their carts for 30 min. waiting for Lew to finish verbally abusing the female reporter and scaring children. Surprisingly little EMAJ going on once all those swindlers knew they were on moviefilm.

BMW, where did ukAD get the financing to purchase the stickers for the front of those carts? I would make a funny about how they blew the last of their cash on those things but we all know they were either rental decals or have something like a 20% note attached to them.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2010, 11:40:31 PM »
 :lol:

What a disgusting human being.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2010, 11:57:56 PM »
Reporter:  Do you think any of this is putting your job in jeopardy?

Lew: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD LOSE MY rough ridin' JOB YOU BITCH?!

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2010, 01:44:28 AM »
What part of "I'm not here to answer the questions." Makes you ask another question? rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)...

His front-butt is priceless, reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher Ms. Taylor. Notice she isn't a Mrs.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2010, 06:36:47 AM »
Quote from: BigCat on June 07, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
good God I don't even know where to start. How about Lew getting behind the wheel of a golf cart (with an innocent passenger) while drunk as a fracking skunk? Loved how he went back to shake hands with the black reporter and let him know that he was welcome to mow his lawn anytime he needed a few of uk's bux (while still located in Lew's account.)

Also loved the parade of uk'rs blindly following Lew out onto the course after sitting in their carts for 30 min. waiting for Lew to finish verbally abusing the female reporter and scaring children. Surprisingly little EMAJ going on once all those swindlers knew they were on moviefilm.

BMW, where did ukAD get the financing to purchase the stickers for the front of those carts? I would make a funny about how they blew the last of their cash on those things but we all know they were either rental decals or have something like a 20% note attached to them.

This right here is Grade-A BBS'ing, folks.  Well really it's Grade-A on this whole thread, but BigCat has really brought the noise with this one.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2010, 07:30:41 AM »
OMG
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2010, 07:50:27 AM »
I heard this interview on the radio yesterday.  The radio didn't do the video justice.
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Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 08:29:11 AM »
Quote from: MadCat on June 07, 2010, 11:04:55 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 07, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
weird hat.
Like a pith helmet fracked a fishing hat.

Hey, man, leave the hat alone.  The hat hasn't been blackmailed or accused of anything.  Of all the weird things in that interview, the hat is the least of any problems.
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