Q is Real

[8manpick]

Nevermind, I am certain it is “feral people in forests”

[TheHamburglar]

The only one that seems even plausible is phantom time, but there’s not was MIR’s having to telling himself out of it. I had to look up Tartatia & ancient giant trees.

Edit: Nevermind on the phantom time. Science/astronomers have debunked it.

[MakeItRain]

There are two in the pink that absolutely believe and one in the yellow that I routinely have to talk myself into not believing.

Stevie Wonder, Mattress Firm and Moon Landing?

Bingo

[MakeItRain]

There are two in the pink that absolutely believe and one in the yellow that I routinely have to talk myself into not believing.

Stevie Wonder, Mattress Firm and Moon Landing?

My guesses are Stevie, mattress firm, and essential oils

I'm afraid to ask my wife about the essential oils one, it may change how I look at her.

[MakeItRain]

Pretty sure we've discussed Mattress Firm's shadiness and Stevie Wonder watching TV on this board before.

[TheHamburglar]

Pretty sure we've discussed Mattress Firm's shadiness and Stevie Wonder watching TV on this board before.

Have you heard the Shaq story?

[MakeItRain]

Pretty sure we've discussed Mattress Firm's shadiness and Stevie Wonder watching TV on this board before.

Have you heard the Shaq story?

Nope

[TheHamburglar]

Pretty sure we've discussed Mattress Firm's shadiness and Stevie Wonder watching TV on this board before.

Have you heard the Shaq story?

Nope

Shaq was on an elevator, then Stevie got on the elevator. No one said anything. Stevie said “what’s up Shaq” and had no way of knowing Shaq was on the elevator.

[ChiComCat]

My thought is that Stevie is legally blind but not totally blind.  If he can vaguely make out shapes, he could nail down Shaq pretty easily.

[Dugout DickStone]

My thought is that Stevie is legally blind but not totally blind.  If he can vaguely make out shapes, he could nail down Shaq pretty easily.

yes, like he can't drive but the shape of shaq is pretty observable

[Institutional Control]

Maybe Shaq has a distinct scent/smell.

[bucket]

Maybe Shaq has a distinct scent/smell.

Yes, and Stevie was able to flesh him out with his heightened sense of smell.

[Dugout DickStone]

also possible

[steve dave]

Echo Location like a rough ridin' dolphin

[sonofdaxjones]

LOL,

Area 51 exists, and has for decades.   The only conspiratorial thing about Area 51 is that some allege that the United States has alien technology there.

UFO's exist, our own DOD has been releasing videos of flying objects caught on our most sophisticated detection systems that the DOD cannot identify.    The only thing conspiratorial about UFO's is whether or not they are alien technology or man made technology.   The question is legit, because even our trillion dollar military-industrial complex apparently cannot tell us whether the flying objects caught on the radars of our most sophisticated carrier battle groups and elsewhere are human or alien. 

These are the kinds of lists that comedians on TikTok make.   

[steve dave]

Yes, green and blue are either fact or there are questions that should be asked.

Dax, list the things on the list above green/blue that you believe in please.

[sonofdaxjones]

Yes, green and blue are either fact or there are questions that should be asked.

Dax, list the things on the list above green/blue that you believe in please.

  at the notion that a comedian on TikTok along with #blueanoners get to decide when questions can and cannot be asked.   

Most of those things are just ridiculous and only a few on the very far fringe believe the things in the red.   Numbers that are a fraction of say the millions upon millions who believed that the Russians got Don Trump elected, or side with Hillary Clinton when she said the election was stolen from her in 2016.

It's also  that the "election was stolen" is a category when it is #blueanon that has on numerous previous occasions and is now are already planting in useful idiots minds that the 2022 and 2024 election results will not be legitimate (because at least in 2022 #blueanon stands to get its ass handed to it at the polls). 

[steve dave]

So the election was stolen is one. What else?

[Katpappy]

Echo Location like a rough ridin' dolphin

Does the dolphin need to be rough ridin' for Echo Location to function? 

[sonofdaxjones]

So the election was stolen is one. What else?

I'm not saying the 2020 Presidential Election was stolen, I am  at the fact that #blueanoners (like you) have supported the allegations of elections being stolen for years and are already planting the seeds of illegitimacy in 2022 and 2024.

There's an incredible bias towards a fringe right wing element on that list.

The poison pill factor is amazing.  For example:   George Soro's is a blueanon favorite, so because he's beloved by #blueanon if anyone dare question this multi-billionaires extensive meddling into our political process via NGO type entities, and knowing his history of betting against sovereign nations in order to enrich himself . . . if anyone questions his motives they're a conspiratorial nutjob??   

On the flip side (for example) . . . The got damn Koch(s)!   

[cfbandyman]

There are two in the pink that absolutely believe and one in the yellow that I routinely have to talk myself into not believing.

The money laundering  one is the only one in pink I'd care to even consider, though alien abductions to me falls in the same as UFOs in general, I don't separate them (also I am at least fairly convinced there is a good chance of UFOs). The rest just doesn't get me going, nor anything in the yellow or red.

In the blue section, weirdly, only the Manson one and the JFK assassination am I fairly solid on both those not being conspiracies, but you can talk me into any of the blue ones/I think those could be way more true than not, though admittedly I don't care about Hoffa at all nor really believe the simulation , but it's a fun thought process.

[star seed 7]

Right wing fringe bias on the conspiracy chart LMFAO

[sonofdaxjones]

StarBot.7 #neoconGe thought leader and chief deflectobot in residence - Try Hard Factor: 6/7

[TheHamburglar]

I’m not going to lie, sometimes I strongly entertain “we live in a simulation.”

Also, I’ve had this discussion with Phil before, but I’m sure I’ll go to my grave 50/50 on if Dax is a real person that legitimately believes what he’s saying or if he’s a sock. I can easily talk myself into either option.

[bucket]

I’m not going to lie, sometimes I strongly entertain “we live in a simulation.”

Also, I’ve had this discussion with Phil before, but I’m sure I’ll go to my grave 50/50 on if Dax is a real person that legitimately believes what he’s saying or if he’s a sock. I can easily talk myself into either option.

I go back and forth on whether he's insane, conducting a sociological experiment or something else.