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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #400 on: August 18, 2020, 09:18:32 AM »
Klobuchar: "You know, The President may hate The Post Office, but he's still going to have to send them a change of address form come January."

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Why are they so corny?

I've heard plenty of that corny crap from pubs re: Obama for all 8 years he was there. They are all corny.
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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #401 on: August 18, 2020, 09:21:11 AM »
Klobuchar: "You know, The President may hate The Post Office, but he's still going to have to send them a change of address form come January."

 :excited:

Why are they so corny?

I've heard plenty of that corny crap from pubs re: Obama for all 8 years he was there. They are all corny.

I mean look at her, she has mom jeans written all over here, of course those are the jokes she would tell.

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« Reply #402 on: August 18, 2020, 01:53:03 PM »
Klobuchar: "You know, The President may hate The Post Office, but he's still going to have to send them a change of address form come January."

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Why are they so corny?

I've heard plenty of that corny crap from pubs re: Obama for all 8 years he was there. They are all corny.

I mean look at her, she has mom jeans written all over here, of course those are the jokes she would tell.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #403 on: August 18, 2020, 09:01:43 PM »
Kansas did not represent well in this state roll call thing.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #404 on: August 18, 2020, 09:08:27 PM »
Kansas did not represent well in this state roll call thing.
I missed it. :frown:

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #405 on: August 18, 2020, 09:21:34 PM »
Someone will probably have a review of them.

https://twitter.com/WaltHickey/status/1295905984506998786

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #406 on: August 18, 2020, 10:04:02 PM »
Kansas did not represent well in this state roll call thing.

It was extremely Kansas-e0
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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #408 on: August 19, 2020, 06:30:05 AM »
Kansas did not represent well in this state roll call thing.
I missed it. :frown:

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #409 on: August 19, 2020, 06:59:16 AM »
I loved the farmer and the setting. But maybe he should've rehearsed his lines a bit more. ???

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #411 on: August 19, 2020, 08:59:35 AM »

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #412 on: August 19, 2020, 09:43:37 AM »
I loved the farmer and the setting. But maybe he should've rehearsed his lines a bit more. ???

I thought the whole thing was great. It was like they told every state to just do whatever the eff they wanted with zero guidelines and oh boy did they.


Just watched the Kansas guy. Love him, also loved it when they like, didn't do second takes.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #413 on: August 19, 2020, 09:47:45 AM »
the kansas guy was way better than kloubachar who was like "WELCOME TO MINNESOTA, WE LET A BRIDGE COLLAPSE!"

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #414 on: August 19, 2020, 01:15:48 PM »
I shouldn't have said Kansas did poorly. I take it back.

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21. Kansas. Score: 78.

Politics: 5. Authenticity: 8. Aesthetics: 3. Real people: 4. Tourist appeal: 2. Bonus points: 2.

An unpolished farmer, standing in a field without any visual identification of the state he was representing is to Kansas what the union member near the arch was to Missouri.

https://twitter.com/terri_rupar/status/1296117273862832132

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #415 on: August 19, 2020, 01:19:26 PM »
also loved it when they like, didn't do second takes.

And where was the iconic sign? They were like, "oops. Left the sign in the truck. Oh well. Too late now." Or maybe they just didn't know what it was. ???

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2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #416 on: August 19, 2020, 01:22:17 PM »
No worries, dax.


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1295902565750771717
She and her insane faction hate Biden.  Thankfully for them, Joe won’t be around long.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #417 on: August 19, 2020, 01:34:34 PM »
You hate Biden, too.

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« Reply #418 on: August 19, 2020, 01:36:54 PM »
You hate Biden, too.
Joe is great. 

I just feel very badly for him.  It has to be killing him to be such a sell out. 

The young Joe Biden would have told the ProgFascists to pound sand and likely said something about how they should probably be in jail and are UnAmerican.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #419 on: August 19, 2020, 01:40:04 PM »
Dax thinks the most racist legislator in modern American history is "great"  :buh-bye:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #420 on: August 19, 2020, 01:42:16 PM »
No worries, dax.


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1295902565750771717

Didn't even need to read the article to see this in the subheading
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Ahead of the roll call in a procedural move, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nominated fellow democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders for the presidency.

But dax gonna dax, it's too bad we don't get surf to turf instead of the shitposter we have here. Same with paul-allen, way better at KSO than the kickball aftermath we get here.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #421 on: August 19, 2020, 01:43:06 PM »
Dax thinks the most racist legislator in modern American history is "great"  :buh-bye:
He’s great in the sense that he’s going to provide and has provided colossal BBS’ing opportunities.   

But everything has to be laid out entirely for rock brained BidenBot.7, my bad.  #frown

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #422 on: August 19, 2020, 01:46:38 PM »
No worries, dax.


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1295902565750771717

Didn't even need to read the article to see this in the subheading
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Ahead of the roll call in a procedural move, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nominated fellow democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders for the presidency.

But dax gonna dax, it's too bad we don't get surf to turf instead of the shitposter we have here. Same with paul-allen, way better at KSO than the kickball aftermath we get here.
That doesn’t change anything relative to her and her insane factions true feelings towards Biden. 

It’s just a shame we can’t get a little more Boyd and a lot less crap show MIR on here.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #423 on: August 19, 2020, 03:13:46 PM »
I shouldn't have said Kansas did poorly. I take it back.

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21. Kansas. Score: 78.

Politics: 5. Authenticity: 8. Aesthetics: 3. Real people: 4. Tourist appeal: 2. Bonus points: 2.

An unpolished farmer, standing in a field without any visual identification of the state he was representing is to Kansas what the union member near the arch was to Missouri.

https://twitter.com/terri_rupar/status/1296117273862832132

wtf? that guy was a very real person. I also think KS should have ranked higher on aesthetics!

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23. Missouri. Score: 77.

Politics: 5. Authenticity: 7. Aesthetics: 6. Real people: 0. Tourist appeal: 5. Bonus points: 1.

A building trades union member standing near the arch? Authentic; politically useful.

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Re: 2020 General Election Thread
« Reply #424 on: August 19, 2020, 03:28:42 PM »
wtf? that guy was a very real person.

Yeah. I think maybe because it was only one real person.