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« Reply #225 on: January 23, 2020, 10:59:06 AM »
Let's not get too serious about this. We all know it was hilarious. The stool will live in infamy, and for the most part both teams walked away without impactful punishment.

Also, Dajuan Gordon, who pronounces his first name hilariously stupidly, is a Busch League beta.

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« Reply #226 on: January 23, 2020, 11:00:35 AM »
Could you smash the facial area with the legs and then sit on the stool part and use the weight of nearly the entire body to continue to impale the skull?

I think so, and I believe that was Silvio's intention, it's pretty obvious actually.


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« Reply #227 on: January 23, 2020, 11:00:50 AM »
Let's not get too serious about this. We all know it was hilarious. The stool will live in infamy, and for the most part both teams walked away without impactful punishment.

Also, Dajuan Gordon, who pronounces his first name hilariously stupidly, is a Busch League beta.

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How dare you sully my name with such an underhanded accusation...

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« Reply #228 on: January 23, 2020, 11:01:19 AM »
You can take the kid out of western Kansas, but...
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #229 on: January 23, 2020, 11:02:37 AM »
You can take the kid out of western Kansas, but...
De Sousa is from Angola, dweeb.

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« Reply #230 on: January 23, 2020, 11:05:39 AM »
Stick fighting is a thing in Africa.

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« Reply #231 on: January 23, 2020, 11:06:29 AM »
Grabbing the stool was irrational. I mean, he grabbed it by the seat and would have been swinging a few rinky dink legs at someone. At least grab the legs and swing the seat at someone, because more mass.

there was nobody to hit anyway. Only KU peeps around
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« Reply #232 on: January 23, 2020, 11:19:16 AM »
If you drop a stool when there’s nobody around to hit, did you really drop it ON YOUR OWN?

Ethics scholars may argue about this for decades.

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« Reply #233 on: January 23, 2020, 11:23:10 AM »
It's very likely that Silvio intentionally dropped the stool on the handicapped lady he was hovering over. Rumor is that he didn't take too kindly to her stealing the last corn chip from her partner's nacho supreme
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Re: The Chair Up There
« Reply #234 on: January 23, 2020, 11:38:42 AM »
https://twitter.com/KCStar/status/1220102151306956803

The replies to this STAR tweet are amazing.

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« Reply #235 on: January 23, 2020, 11:49:58 AM »
Joe Davis is on a Crusade.

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« Reply #236 on: January 23, 2020, 11:55:38 AM »
https://twitter.com/KCStar/status/1220102151306956803

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Judging by these responses we might see a full on riot if the Star doesn’t retract that opinion.

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« Reply #237 on: January 23, 2020, 11:57:10 AM »
Dunking in garbage time is a bitch move. Stealing the ball down 22 with 5 seconds left while the winning team is just dribbling out the clock is a bitch move (and you know it).

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« Reply #238 on: January 23, 2020, 11:59:30 AM »
Dunking in garbage time is a bitch move. Stealing the ball down 22 with 5 seconds left while the winning team is just dribbling out the clock is a bitch move (and you know it).

LMAO
I'm too tired to go into the specifics about your elisions.

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« Reply #239 on: January 23, 2020, 12:04:56 PM »
cool word

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« Reply #240 on: January 23, 2020, 12:08:53 PM »
Dunking in garbage time is a bitch move. Stealing the ball down 22 with 5 seconds left while the winning team is just dribbling out the clock is a bitch move (and you know it).

LMAO
I'm too tired to go into the specifics about your elisions.
You can take the kid out of western Kansas, but...

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Re: The Chair Up There
« Reply #241 on: January 23, 2020, 12:12:10 PM »
Dunking in garbage time is a bitch move. Stealing the ball down 22 with 5 seconds left while the winning team is just dribbling out the clock is a bitch move (and you know it).

LMAO
I'm too tired to go into the specifics about your elisions.
You can take the kid out of western Kansas, but...
Oh yeah? Well, you're from bumfuck West Virginia.

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« Reply #242 on: January 23, 2020, 12:13:46 PM »
zing!

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« Reply #243 on: January 23, 2020, 12:14:26 PM »
Got his ass. Thanks.

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« Reply #244 on: January 23, 2020, 12:18:06 PM »
It's an absolute fact that the same people calling the steal cheap are the same people who said you play to the clock ends after Greene's dunk.
LOL, literally no one was defending that with a straight face. It was a bitch move then, just as it is now.

Level headed spracne triggered about KU basketball, weird. Just another KU sportsball freak with an identity tired to some teenagers dribbling a ball.

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« Reply #245 on: January 23, 2020, 12:24:30 PM »
It's an absolute fact that the same people calling the steal cheap are the same people who said you play to the clock ends after Greene's dunk.
LOL, literally no one was defending that with a straight face. It was a bitch move then, just as it is now.

Level headed spracne triggered about KU basketball, weird. Just another KU sportsball freak with an identity tired to some teenagers dribbling a ball.
You have misread every post I've ever made, this thread included. We are having fun in this thread.

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« Reply #246 on: January 23, 2020, 12:25:18 PM »
I really don't give a youknowwhat about KU sports anymore.

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« Reply #247 on: January 23, 2020, 12:25:34 PM »
Spracne is so triggered that he's resorted to making fun of how an 18 year old kid was instructed on how his parents wanted his name pronounced.

I have to remind an adult that newborns don't name themselves. I'm so glad I don't have so much invested in basketball that I'm willing to show my whole ass to strangers on the internet to make my team look good.

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« Reply #248 on: January 23, 2020, 12:27:37 PM »
Spracne is so triggered that he's resorted to making fun of how an 18 year old kid was instructed on how his parents wanted his name pronounced.

I have to remind an adult that newborns don't name themselves. I'm so glad I don't have so much invested in basketball that I'm willing to show my whole ass to strangers on the internet to make my team look good.
Thank you so much for bringing your smelly brand of self righteousness to this thread. I had just been thinking this thread needed more MIR.

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« Reply #249 on: January 23, 2020, 12:32:06 PM »
Spracne is so triggered that he's resorted to making fun of how an 18 year old kid was instructed on how his parents wanted his name pronounced.

I have to remind an adult that newborns don't name themselves. I'm so glad I don't have so much invested in basketball that I'm willing to show my whole ass to strangers on the internet to make my team look good.
Thank you so much for bringing your smelly brand of self righteousness to this thread. I had just been thinking this thread needed more MIR.

No, it needs more grown men unhinged because their basketball team is being mocked instead of the validation that's like air to all of you.