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Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« on: October 29, 2019, 05:18:26 PM »
Greetings Wildcats Nation!  It's me, Dlew12.  I headed on over to Dirtburglars.com and read 2,152 posts, so you don't have to!

With all of the pageantry out of the way, let's kick it off;)


PREGAME
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A 25 point or greater margin of victory would be nice.
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I want to see our defense Kick the crap outta that crappy KSU offense and take the ball away at least 2 times.
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What I want to see:

Make KSU’s 6th grade offense look as pathetic as it really is.

BOOMER!
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Kirk says he likes OU to win, but in a close game because KSU has a good defense that not many talk about. When OU covers the number, let's see if he gives OU credit for winning easily.
My poor sweet children.
Q1
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Just realized that this is the ref crew I hate
telling.
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If every drive ends with 3, we win today. It's Grinch time.
EMAW 3 and out
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That’s MY DEFENSE!!!!
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Field conditions suck
OU weirdo flea flicker
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That was an incredible design and an absolute shame it was used 5 minutes into a game against Kansas State
Yes I agree with that.
TD Sooners
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Another three and out here could get this thing rolling quickly. That trick play was huge.
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Frustrating if you're a KSU fan. Defense is playing fantastic and thy're down 10-0. Oh well!
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Field seems to be absolute crap
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......KSU desperately trying to counter punch....if it doesn’t work they will get rolled
TD CATS
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Well you just knew this would be a different kinda game. They’re playing well, coached up.
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OU defense did this early against Kansas as well. Not worried.
WORRY
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88 yard drive. I thought their O was supposed to suck??
FOOL!
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This crap offense just drove it down our throats
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Why are we unable to block this Dline? They give up like 200 plus a game on the ground
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THIS FEELS LIKE A TRAP GAME
TD Sooners
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knife meets butter
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Ok, defense - time to get your mojo back. Don't let these bitches run ya down the field.
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This defense looks every bit as bad as last year. They are horrible.
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KSU is well coached

Isn't there new guy from the Dakota school that won all the championships?
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Holy crap, are we really about to get in a shoot out with K St?
YES
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Just let a slow fat fullback get the first down. What the eff
you may not like it but jax dineen is what peak performance looks like
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Jesus Christ this shitty KState offense is making our D look silly
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We are one Hurts turnover away from things getting uncomfortable
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Weirdly up 17-7 and it feels like KSU is dominating the game somehow.
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Need to start going Cobra Kai on their asses.
Pretty f'd up comment in light of Gallon.
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KSU has the 2nd worst offensive line OU has faced this season. All mental by OU.
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3rd and 17, call a flag. eff the Big 12
Yeah, don't the officials know that defenses can do pretty much whatever they want on 3rd and 17?
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......KSU holding like nobody’s business yet we get a d-hold on third and 17.....rough ridin' big 12 refs
Dollar signs, baby.
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Are they stealing Grinch's signals or something?
Would be elite.
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I hate a crap game like this. KSU qb just throwing crap up and completing it
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Kansas state offensive tackle lining up 3 Offs the line. There offensive line is lining up illegally every play
don't know what this means
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Everyones making me laugh. The ksu staff is real deal. Theyve done a lot of winning.

After the kick/ejection
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These motherfuckin refs are so bad
TD Cats
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Still plenty of time for OU to cover the 23.5.
My precious, sweet, naive, baby boy.
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There are egregious holds every play by K State... they aren't even trying to hide it

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Almost like they have our signals
Targeting flag picked up after replay
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Refs are going crazy
FG Sooners
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We are about to be losing. We had to score TD on every drive. And K state gets the ball to start 2nd half.
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Lincoln must really trust his defense today. Had 4th and short twice in plus territory and sent the FG kicker out.
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How shitty does your defense need to be to get into a shoot out with KSU
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I hope I'm wrong but I feel like they score again this drive. I'm sick to my stomach
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This is not a great KSU team. Not by a long shot. This is an embarrassing display by OU.

rough ridin' AWFUL.
Starting to unravel quite a bit.
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Baylor and okie st both held this K St offense to 13 and 12 points. Hell Kansas held them to 21. Our defense is literally shitting the bed
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Cats convert CRUCIAL 4th down
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KSU has balls. We don’t.
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I guess somebody finally figured out Grinch
AND HIS NAME IS THE MESS
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FG Kansas State.
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82 seconds is plenty of time to score. Plus 2 TOs
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Worst hAlf of the season
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I think this is good for OU, a test on the road, before the bye. Well see how Grinch and the D make adjustments in the second half.
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Offense needs to take this ball and score a TD before halftime.
INTERCEPTION
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LMAO.
eff this crap.
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How about that rough ridin' bullshit! WOOHOO! Basquine trying to throw the rough ridin' ball! YES! GTFOH!
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Ajay a fkg joke. Those two worthless fa**ot plays were your go to Lincoln. ....? What fkg joke
NOTE: Censored

TD Cats
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We are going to be down 11 in the 3rd quarter....to K State. Lol
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Wow! We're in rough ridin' big trouble
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Welcome to Manhattan Kansas
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What is it about Kstate that turns this team into a bunch of idiots?
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Hurts you rough ridin' idiot..naw I see why you got benched for Tua..Saban laughing his ass off right now
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They are outplayed and out coached by 2 start talent lmao
FG Oklahoma and HALFTIME IS HERE
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That’s a huge 3 points. Thank God.

Halftime adjustments are coming from Grinch. That’s the difference between him and FUMS.
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......hopefully the team regroups for the second half and puts this game in the win column.....would be a timely wake up call before playing Baylor on the road
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KSU is playing out their ass right now. If we can get a couple of quick scores or turnovers we can take that rough ridin' crowd out of the game.
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Every championship team plays a clunker game that is closer than it should be. The difference is they still win ... example last year - Clemson beat Syracuse by 4 at home. These games happen, OU just needs to come out with a win.
3rd Q
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3rd and long and it’s easy for them. Just not our day.
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So far, Klieman > Rylie.
FG Wildcats
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Here's where we get going. Run game to lead off first possession.
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Still think we put this turd of a game/team away and win comfortably by 17 points.
hell yeah dude.
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watch for onside kick here
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Lol 3 and out. This team hates momentum
Shocking that the offense didn't jump on the momentous occasion of allowing a field goal.

19 yard punt
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I expected this to be our easiest game left this year......and we’re just not even competing well against KSU. rough ridin' long afternoon if we don’t play some defense.
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Defense will get a stop

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This game is the mental test. See what we are made of now.
Test results: UNCONFIDENT LOSERS
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Starting to panic a little guys.
TD Cats
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We are being exposed on national TV folks. Absolutely exposed.
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About to find out how much heart we have
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It's not over yet you bunch of pussies
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This series is HUGE to say the least.
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Time to find out what these guys are made of. Down 11 and getting beat in every phase of the game. Champions come back and win the game. Losers don’t. Let’s see what OU is....
OU biffs kickoff.  KSU football.
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What the eff.
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We have been out coached (and out played) completely today. They have just had our number. That kick decision was brilliant. We had nearly mishandled a couple of their previous short kicks.
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This is not like the losses to Texas or ISU the prior years. Those were good teams. This is a shitty KSU team. It’s worse than tOSU’s loss to Purdue
I understand the sentiment, but we're really not that bad imo.

re. Gallon injury;
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Just shoot him and lets.go.
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It's just a broken leg, man, why is it taking so long to cart him off? Hell, last week we destroyed a conestoga wagon that killed three people and had it off the field in 30 seconds....
TD cats
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OU needs to go independent and only play ranked programs. They just can't handle shitty teams like Iowa St. 3 years ago, Texas last year and KSU this season.
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O line holding all game
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Need to late hit Thompson and take him out.
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KSU deserves to win given how ugly their cheerleaders are. Dayyyyyyum.
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I can’t stress how mediocre this KSU team really is. They are barely average. That makes today look even more ridiculous.

I think the coaches and players were drunk all week. They must’ve been reading all that good press about themselves.
TD cats
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Thompson out there winning the heisman today
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A little rat poison sounds kind of good right now
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I filled out my cfp ticket form yesterday and put in for the championship game. Not only did I drink the rat poison I gargled and swam in it. Embarrassing.
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Damn....Grinch’s defense is just in the wrong spot every play.

Hats off to KSU offense, they did their homework, saw some obvious issues and are exploiting the eff out of all of them.

Layered routes confusing our safeties.
Pre-snap motion away from the draw is absolutely drawing our linebackers out of position.
Using their best WR as a decoy because we fall for that crap.
TE’s running free on slow safeties.

Nasty issues with our defense.
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Klieman going to be the new daddy of the Big 12.
TD OU
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Give the ball to Cee dee. Will Kstate go in a shell and hand off up the middle every play or will they keep rolling over us.
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE WILL
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I’m still shocked at this showing. KSU scheduled us for their homecoming game. You always schedule a bitch team (easy win) for your homecoming game. It’s seen as a huge sign of disrespect when you are the one being scheduled as the homecoming opponent. Then again, maybe KSU knew what they were doing.
Earth to grandpa: nobody actually gives a crap about homecoming.  It's not 1928 anymore.
TD Oklahoma!
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Amazed how many pussys here never heard of Sooner Magic
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
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Yay. I'm going to appear on the meltdown board. eff me.
To quote "bob stoops": HELLO
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Momentum is all on our side. That stadium is silent now

K-State punts to OU up 10.
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Lincoln Riley runs off 10 seconds and then calls his final timeout! WTF!
FG Oklahoma
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Come on Sooners! Let’s execute this kick!
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I say OU comes out of the pile with the ball on the onside kick, but it will be awarded to KSTATE!
Genuine LOL.  Prophetic.  Nice work by User "FUMS"!
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wouldn't normally blame a loss on the refs, but the lack of holding calls, the phantom PI;s the lack of PI;s when we have the ball and now the ref's running the clock before setting the ball after a FD . this crew needs to be fired
OU RECOVERS THE KICK!!!
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GOT IT holy crap
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Holy crap that was the best onside
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SOONER MAGIC!
REPLAY
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crap.
Hit our guy.
Their ball.
Game over.
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These refs do realize that this conference exists because of OU and that KSU contributes nothing, right?
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OU should just leave the Big 12 and put it out of business. It sure as eff doesn't exist relying on Texas.
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FUMS
He didn't even quote FUMS post above, just gave him a shoutout.
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Maybe we can meet KState in the Champ game and avenge the loss, then make the playoffs again!!!!
DEAL
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eff KANSAS. There I said it. I feel better now and will head to a sports bar to watch the later games. Plus I can get on with my life and they can go home and milk cows or sheep or whatever they do and raise their little shitty Amish barns and grow their weird ass LeBron James Amish ISIS beards and sit in the near dark with the only light being from a little rough ridin' candle jacking off like a little Resus monkey and look forward to next year.
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GAWDDDAMMNIITTT rough ridin' eff. YOU DON'T WIN GAMES GIVING UP 48 POINTS!!!! NO NATTY! NO HEISMAN! FIRE GRINCH! FIRE RILEY! LEAVE EVERYONE THERE IN rough ridin' KANSAS. BURN IT DOWN!!!! I'M SO MAD I AM GOING TO PIN DOWN MIKE GUNDY AND CUT HIS HAIR!!! I QUIT FOOTBALL! EVERYONE SUCKS. eff EVERYONE eff EVERYTHING

That'll do it!  Good night and go Cats!


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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2019, 05:44:49 PM »
It’s beautiful
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2019, 05:45:25 PM »
Love state of Oklahoma guy crap talking generic state of Kansas guy
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2019, 05:47:54 PM »
Why are they complaining about field conditions?

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2019, 05:50:05 PM »
Over the years OU fans are constantly complaining about field conditions, it's one of the weirdest things I've seen from a fanbase.

But lots of T-Shirters in the OU fanbase, so, should be expected.




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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2019, 05:51:13 PM »
I can agree with one of those comments about hoping we meet again in the Big 12 Chip.   :thumbs:
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2019, 06:05:50 PM »
 :love:

ty, dlew

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2019, 06:14:17 PM »
The Grinchmaster <-- new nickname for CK

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2019, 06:23:52 PM »
Ty Dlew12
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2019, 06:24:42 PM »
With a few exceptions, my favorite threads are these
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2019, 06:36:15 PM »
they were off their game a bit not having the old reliable LHC Bill Snyder is old jokes to lean on.  Still a pretty great body of work however.
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2019, 06:41:14 PM »
why do they call riley "Grinch", that's a horrible nickname

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2019, 06:49:50 PM »
:lol: :lol:  Made my night, thank you.  Hoping the phog's meltdown after Saturday will be just as good.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2019, 06:56:39 PM »
Enjoyable read, Dlew12.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2019, 06:58:28 PM »
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2019, 07:28:47 PM »
This is truly the lords work.  Thank you Dlew12
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2019, 07:39:13 PM »
Love you dlew

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2019, 09:26:51 PM »
ch, my jewels!

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2019, 11:16:21 PM »
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um, what? amazing.

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2019, 08:18:16 AM »
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It's just a broken leg, man, why is it taking so long to cart him off? Hell, last week we destroyed a conestoga wagon that killed three people and had it off the field in 30 seconds....


I feel bad for Eric, but this did make me laugh out loud.

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2019, 10:47:13 AM »
the things that stood out...

1) the field conditions comment is wtf af

2) i've heard multiple times now that the solution is leaving the big 12, like the conf is out to get them.  it's hilarious, they want in the SEC?

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2019, 11:03:52 AM »
No they want to go independent so they never have to play an unranked team because it is VERY UNFAIR when they lose to one.

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2019, 11:21:13 AM »
griping about 11 am roadies is also super weird.  11 am is the ideal road game time.  especially when you (almost) always win road games.


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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2019, 11:23:36 AM »
griping about 11 am roadies is also super weird.  11 am is the ideal road game time.  especially when you (almost) always win road games.
Yea, I always worry a little more on late away games
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: You have died of dysentery
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2019, 11:29:40 AM »
griping about 11 am roadies is also super weird.  11 am is the ideal road game time.  especially when you (almost) always win road games.
Yea, I always worry a little more on late away games
Roll out of bed, watch your sooners beat the piss out of Texas Tech or something, then party the rest of the day as you watch more competitive games.

What could be better than that?


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