I make my own in an olde timey hand crank ice cream freezer. Gives my Popeyesque forearms to go with my ice cream gut. The ladies dig it.
Why do old timers think that home made ice cream is the cats pajamas?
Seriously, it sucks. Your hand cranked crap sucks. It's grainy, or it's runny, or it is just flat out boring. Who wants vanilla? Oh boy. I don't give a crap. I have never had a home made ice cream that can even hold a candle to store bought Breyers, Edy's, or ffs, Blue Bunny...and i've been to a lot of midwestern summer potluck fare gatherings.