Author Topic: Guys Being Dudes / And Girl Guys Being Dudettes (Read 2290 times)

steve dave · « **on:** October 03, 2019, 12:07:50 PM »

Wife is out of town the remainder of the week. Got me thinking about some of the elite stuff I'm going to do with her gone. Share your best ideas ITT!

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:08:06 PM »

Take the Kids to the mother rough ridin' zoo

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:08:54 PM »

Pick my kids up a little bit early from school, then take them to get ice cream before it's too cold outside. We don't rough ridin' care, we can do it.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:09:32 PM »

Burp and fart openly.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:12:08 PM »

Go to buffalo wild wings for lunch after Soccer and Baseball Saturday. Nobody's going to say crap about it either. It's our favorite place.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:13:54 PM »

Pizza for dinner! Dessert on the couch!

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:14:50 PM »

Get to wear whatever clothes we want to school/work. As long as it's black today because today is black day for the 1st graders. Also style our hair rough ridin' crazy, just do whatever the eff we want. Coincidentally Friday is wacky hair day for 1st grade.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:16:35 PM »

Barely work. At least be available like 1 hour less per day. BECAUSE I'M IN rough ridin' CHARGE!...of both pickup and dropoff each day.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:18:57 PM »

Wear crazy costumes FOR NO REASON! It's not even close to halloween mother fuckers! And to make sure they fit and that we don't have to order a different tinker bell or KSU football player size.

waks · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:19:07 PM »

Order pizza and eat it out of the box without plates

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:19:26 PM »

Leave the seat up

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:25:57 PM »

Quote from: LibDerp7BubbleBoy on October 03, 2019, 12:19:26 PM

Leave the seat up

My 3 year old daughter may have something to say about that!

michigancat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:26:57 PM »

Pop in that PG13 movie SD jr's been dying to see. What's Mom gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:29:57 PM »

use our tablets at the house, not just for roadtrips or plane rides! And so Dad can then make dinner, pack tomorrows lunches, and do some cleaning up mother fuckers!

Trim · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:30:56 PM »

Adopt a dog.

mocat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:39:06 PM »

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27909.0

star seed 7 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:52:51 PM »

Getting pushed around by a 3 yr old

Ksuminnesotacat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2019, 12:54:09 PM »

Go find some basset hounds and take the kids on a mountain lion hunt on Ranch BenJi

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:05:19 PM »

Putt putt, bro!

IPA4Me · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:07:12 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 03, 2019, 12:25:57 PM

Quote from: LibDerp7BubbleBoy on October 03, 2019, 12:19:26 PM
Leave the seat up

My 3 year old daughter may have something to say about that!

Could be time for some lessons in equality.

meow meow · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:08:50 PM »

stay up late af, no one will say sheeeeeeeitttttttttttt!!!!!.....but also because all the stuff listed above took way more time to do without mom.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:11:00 PM »

Make water balloons and throw them outside and junk.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:12:37 PM »

eat late night "nachos"

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2019, 01:47:40 PM »

SD you pour enough milk into the bowl that the cereal floats up

Kat Kid · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2019, 08:04:04 PM »

Put them in the bath and just sit there on top of the toilet and play on your phone for a bit while you play tunes on the phone they like and do some light sighing.