We have could have an all-persimmon linebacking corps:
-Marvin Persimmons
-Mark Persimmoneau
-Ted Persimm's
Also:
-Josh Gruel
-Ulla Pomelegranate
-Kitt-Kat Rawlings
-Molto Mario Smith
-Yams-on Figurs
-Nick Stringer Cheese (or Nick Stringerling Potatoes)
-Justin Rolaids
-Tim bReyer's
-Adam Hellmann's Mayo
-Logan Mold
-Ian Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
-Jason Smargiassoboard
-Brooks Bart-of-Palms
-Marlin Charles
-Michael Fishop
-Frank's Red Hot Murphy
-Chad Pecorino-Romano (P)
-Tim COLdSTONe
BoozeCats division:
-James Terroir
-Chris Decanty (WR)
-Chris Decanty (DB)
-Tim Cold One (crosspost)