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[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.

No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

My question: Why does my lunch taste funny?  I've had this dish before from my local Indian place, but this time it tastes like crap.  (I'm still eating it.)

[billyheisman]

Is that new baby of this gal at work whom I porked mine, or her husband's?

Need this answer sometime in the next 18 years or so.

I hear that married persons don't make teh secks very much.  Probably yours, brohito. 

[billyheisman]

Why do the fattest people at the gym spend the most time sitting on the damn machines? Do they not understand the correlation between "movement" and "exercise"?

This has never upset me, really.  At least they are using the machine, albeit for short periods of time.  Better than the rest of the fatties out there who won't even drag themselves to the gym at all.  I've always had a rule that you can't make fun of a fat chick out jogging or working out.  At least she's trying!

[billyheisman]

is this the real billy heisman?  are you still buds w/ "kckcat"

What do you know about kckcat?

Nothing.  There's a KCKHawk over on teh phogz who we could drag over here if you want. 

[billyheisman]

The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.

No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

My question: Why does my lunch taste funny?  I've had this dish before from my local Indian place, but this time it tastes like crap.  (I'm still eating it.)

You like eating crap?  Neener, neener, neener hahahaahahLOLZ. 

[waks]

The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.

No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.

[Dugout DickStone]

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

[Dr Rick Daris]

The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.

No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.

papa kenos is not cheap pizza price wise compared to other pizza places.

[billyheisman]

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  

[waks]

The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.

No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.

papa kenos is not cheap pizza price wise compared to other pizza places.

When I've had it, there's been a deal for a soda, big slice of two-topping pizza, and breadsticks for like five or six bucks. Cheap compared to other places I've gone that sell pizza by the slice. But no, it does not compare to Pizza Shuttle, Little Caesars, etc.

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.

Curious... how many hot girls did you meet in Lawrence that weren't spoiled, daddy's girls and were of reasonable intelligence?

[billyheisman]

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.

Curious... how many hot girls did you meet in Lawrence that weren't spoiled, daddy's girls and were of reasonable intelligence?
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There were a few......

[jtksu]

When I was in college, I didn't give a damn if a smoking hot chick was a spoiled daddys girl or semi-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  I was trying to get laid, not married. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  

nice try but fail.  Lawrence = dogtown

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Yeah, I actually seem to seek out pretty, spoiled rich girls.  How are these relationships working out for me, you ask?  Not so well.

   <--- Me, not ever learning, like this guy.

[billyheisman]

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  
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nice try but fail.  Lawrence = dogtown
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LOL.  Have you lived in both areas like I have?  

This has nothing to do with being a KU fan or KSU fan and everything to do with being a fan of women.  The talent level in both towns just isn't comparable in my opinion.  Not trying to knock KSU by any means, but it's just how things are.  No need to get upset, bro.  We're all broseph's here.  


There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence. 

[Dugout DickStone]

No.  But lollers for trying.

[billyheisman]

No.  But lollers for trying.

You didn't answer my question, kind sir.  Have you lived in both Lawrence and the Manhattan area???

[waks]

When I was in college, I didn't give a damn if a smoking hot chick was a spoiled daddys girl or semi-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  I was trying to get laid, not married. 

Anyone can fool a stupid chick into having sex with them. A smart chick is a real challenge though.

There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence.  

LOL, assuming this is true and Limestone is wrong (not likely), that would probably have something to do with Lawrence being nearly twice the size of Manhattan...

[Dr Rick Daris]

No.  But lollers for trying.

You didn't answer my question, kind sir.  Have you lived in both Lawrence and the Manhattan area???

i've lived in both towns for several years. it's the same, but more people would probably give a slight edge to lawrence because the girls wear more make up and on average spend more time and money on hair and clothes. manhattan and lawrence are similar sized colleges located in small kansas towns. to think own has girls that are really any better looking than the other is folley.

[The42Yardstick]

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  

[AppleJack]

Do snitches really get stitches?

[billyheisman]

There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence.  

LOL, assuming this is true and Limestone is wrong (not likely), that would probably have something to do with Lawrence being nearly twice the size of Manhattan...
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Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

[waks]

Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

Don't know where you got the idea that I was offended, bro. I just thought it was hilarious that you hadn't factored in that huge variable. Having nearly 25,000 more females in your selection pool will naturally mean you have more attractive ones too.

[Cire]

someone take the shovel from Billyheisman.

[billyheisman]

Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

Don't know where you got the idea that I was offended, bro. I just thought it was hilarious that you hadn't factored in that huge variable. Having nearly 25,000 more females in your selection pool will naturally mean you have more attractive ones too.

I also mean ratio of hot:ugly.  It's in favor of Lawrence in my opinion.