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Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« on: June 03, 2010, 09:15:20 PM »
Your questions, let me answer them. 


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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 09:25:12 PM »
What causes wind?
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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 09:26:02 PM »
but who was phone?

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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 09:30:47 PM »
What causes wind?

An evening with several Boulevard IPAs causes quite the morning jet stream for me.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 09:31:59 PM »
but who was phone?

Probably someone GAY from KU!!11!!!ZOMG

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 09:32:29 PM »

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 09:40:05 PM »
is it safe to drink water if accidentally got soap in it?? 

need the answer very soon thx

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 09:40:30 PM »
why did the thai house on mass st close in the middle of the night and then mysteriously open up six months later in that dump of a craphole location on 23rd?

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 09:42:26 PM »
why doesn't world market sell wine?

what the hell happened to that  chicken nuggets place on iowa?

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 09:43:09 PM »
Honest question: Who are we as people?  :dunno:
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 09:43:44 PM »
who would win a fight between a general with one eye vs. two starving to death bald eagles with sharp claws

why doesn't world market sell wine?
they do, dumbass.  in stores that aren't in kansas.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 09:44:44 PM »
no crap einstein.  jfc way to ruin the rough ridin' thread you gloid.

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 09:45:08 PM »
is it possible to kill someone by sneaking a large amount of soap into their drink when they weren't looking. oh and rat poison. and a lot of it too. would this kill someone? hypothetically.

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2010, 09:45:59 PM »
Why is 'clams so angry all the time? :dunno:

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2010, 09:46:20 PM »
is it safe to drink water if accidentally got soap in it?? 

need the answer very soon thx

I'd go for it, d00d.  Soap is clean.  Soapy water = clean water.  Clean water = healthy.  Makes perfect sense.  

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2010, 09:47:52 PM »
why did the thai house on mass st close in the middle of the night and then mysteriously open up six months later in that dump of a craphole location on 23rd?

I think it's under new management (Aqib Talib)

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« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2010, 09:49:37 PM »
Honest question: Who are we as people?  :dunno:

We are all but different colors on a giant rainbow.   

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2010, 09:51:20 PM »
who would win a fight between a general with one eye vs. two starving to death bald eagles with sharp claws

why doesn't world market sell wine?
they do, dumbass.  in stores that aren't in kansas.

General CattMatt wins in a landslide. 

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2010, 09:52:03 PM »
What happens if you hassle the hoff?

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2010, 09:52:55 PM »
is it possible to kill someone by sneaking a large amount of soap into their drink when they weren't looking. oh and rat poison. and a lot of it too. would this kill someone? hypothetically.

I think that worked in the movie "Heathers."

Maybe that was Drano.  Discuss amongst yourselves. 

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2010, 09:57:14 PM »
I suspect someone is trying to cast a spell on me.  I am only a level 1 wyzard and don't know how to protect myself yet from the dark arts.  what should I do?  no police.   

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2010, 09:57:45 PM »
Why is 'clams so angry all the time? :dunno:

I think all the ice has gone to that bro's head.  

Maybe he should try something lighter.  Maybe "bro's ricing bro's" might be a better fit for him


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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2010, 10:07:02 PM »
What happens if you hassle the hoff?

Every time you hassle the hoff an angel gets pregnant 

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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2010, 10:10:31 PM »
I suspect someone is trying to cast a spell on me.  I am only a level 1 wyzard and don't know how to protect myself yet from the dark arts.  what should I do?  no police.   

Counter with a level-2 soap defense. 

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Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2010, 10:19:48 PM »
did anyone ever finish chingon's puzzle and what was the final clue and answer.

TIA.