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what kind of “junk defenses” will clemson throw at us?
« on: September 21, 2019, 12:58:55 PM »
a lot of football to be played before then but assuming our cats team runs the table, how does brent try and slow down messingham?  or whatever his name is. 

honestly don’t know much about defense so i’m asking some of the non browns if you could chime in


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Re: what kind of “junk defenses” will clemson throw at us?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2019, 01:33:30 PM »
11 in the "box". Whatever that means.

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2019, 01:46:38 PM »
I'm not sure but what I am sure of is that this will probable break the record for personal fouls called in one game because of all the cheap shots they'll be taking. :curse:
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Re: what kind of “junk defenses” will clemson throw at us?
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2019, 07:26:08 PM »
I picture messingham in the box pacing in circles with a messy desk covered is disorganized plays from Iowa state.

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Re: what kind of “junk defenses” will clemson throw at us?
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2019, 06:37:51 PM »
Probably drop their DT’s back into zone pass coverage and blitz their safeties. But, they will line their safeties up where they usually put their DT’s and line their DT’s up where they usually put their safeties.  The result is that their DT’s get a running start at the offensive line.

It’s very difficult to defend when done properly.

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2019, 08:42:25 PM »
I bet they try something ridiculous like 10 in the box. The box and 1 defense.

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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2019, 09:41:57 PM »
Brent Vegetables is going to have his hands full, I can tell you that
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2019, 08:58:22 AM »
Venables is a rough ridin' cheater.  If Clemson gets behind in a game, he employs something he calls "The Pleat." He'll start yelling to his assistants, "Pleat, pleat!" Then, the assistants yell to their players on the field, "Pleat, pleat!" And basically what that means is they start dog piling and squeezing balls. As many balls as they can squeeze. Pleating is rough ridin' ball squeezing. Disgusting. I'd love to watch Brent get his balls squeezed.

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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2019, 09:04:29 AM »
They would definitely find a way to cheat, just like Tommy Bowden did there.  Probably by dressing some current NFL players.  Most of you probably aren't aware of their cheating.  gE: Caring about clemson football since 2000

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2019, 09:09:32 AM »
brent vegetables is prob super bummed we didn't even consider him for the Cats head coach job.  sorry bud, need some head coaching experience if you want a shot at the big show.

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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2019, 01:32:38 PM »
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