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Reports from Cats in Starkville
« on: September 13, 2019, 11:58:45 AM »
please describe your experiences for us cats that want a good laugh on a friday afternoon.  i know steve dave got down there this morning, so looking forward to what he's up to this afternoon.

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2019, 12:15:38 PM »
well, so far 3 giant fat ladies have hit on my step dad Rick. and that's just this morning. he's already had like 8 Busch Lights so he's encouraging it obviously. sickening.

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2019, 12:18:41 PM »
tagged any cars yet?

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2019, 12:26:50 PM »
stopped by Denny's on our way into town this morning to find that it was permanently closed, so i'm not impressed so far

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2019, 12:55:55 AM »
I just hope there aren’t too many hate crimes on our cats.
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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2019, 01:02:13 AM »
Sampled local fare at Shoneys
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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2019, 08:37:23 AM »
It p great here tbh.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2019, 08:39:35 AM »
We flew in last night.  Of course my dad insisted on flying his new plane and it took us forever because we had to wait for his new gf Lacey. We are staying at some business man friend of his house on Yorkshire rd.  The owner is a huge MSU fan so I took a sock of pennies and jammed them down a toilet in his basement.  Will flush as we leave after the game.  My buddy Lane came with me so we will be raiding this dipshit's liquor before the game.  Lane said this Pappi stuff is something we should grab but you guys know me, straight crown and cokes for this EMAW. Will report later after dad and Lacey wake up

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2019, 08:44:06 AM »
I bet lacey has huge tits


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2019, 08:51:04 AM »
Straight walked into their volleyball stade and am peeing in their lockerroom. You know how SB do.
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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2019, 09:12:54 AM »
Keep the reports coming guys. Glad to have boots on the ground

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2019, 09:52:25 AM »
I bet lacey has huge tits

they aren't real.  Like her hair color or her love for me

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2019, 10:28:18 AM »
I bet lacey has huge tits

they aren't real.  Like her hair color or her love for me
who cares? 


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2019, 02:39:36 PM »
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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2019, 02:47:15 PM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2019, 02:48:49 PM »
What to the losers do with their cowbells as they meekly exit the stadium?

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2019, 02:50:59 PM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.
It probably helps that they kept it closer than expected. A nice moral victory for them.

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2019, 02:57:46 PM »
How are the hundreds of MSST fans taking it leaving the stadium?

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2019, 03:19:20 PM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.

Get out of there and get cleaned up.

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2019, 07:41:47 PM »
I mixed a 2 liter of coke zero and this idiots crown 50-50.  Barfed on these 4 fat msu sorority girls who sat in front of me then blacked out.  I did stomp on a cowbell and flattened it so hard that it barley worked but the total idiot i took it from still tried to ring it and it sounded very pitiful

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2019, 09:05:35 PM »
Rick had sex with some MSU professors fat wife. I had to go out and sit in the hallway of our hotel. Barf city.


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2019, 09:31:57 PM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.

Get out of there and get cleaned up.

In Memphis now. At the Beale St Westin (pts of course). Bout to go ride around on Bird Scooters and get into some crap.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2019, 09:41:31 PM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.

Get out of there and get cleaned up.

In Memphis now. At the Beale St Westin (pts of course). Bout to go ride around on Bird Scooters and get into some crap.

You really need to bring back the poker/travel vlog.

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Re: Reports from Cats in Starkville
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2019, 09:54:30 AM »
Kind of shockingly, still nice, even in defeat.

Get out of there and get cleaned up.

In Memphis now. At the Beale St Westin (pts of course). Bout to go ride around on Bird Scooters and get into some crap.

You really need to bring back the poker/travel vlog.

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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.