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Offline Mutt the Hoople

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Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« on: September 12, 2019, 12:34:08 PM »
Even if you were as talented as the New England Patriots, you'll still lose because your team will wilt under the torrid tropical heat of Mississippi.


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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2019, 12:38:26 PM »
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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2019, 12:40:32 PM »
Gross
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2019, 12:41:52 PM »
it's never 90's and humid in kansas, we're mumped

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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2019, 12:47:13 PM »
In Manhattan, KS, it'll get down to 55 tonight, and the humidity is around 50%.  In Starkvegas, your players and fans will be having Vietnam flashbacks, from the humidity, the attacking defense, and the repeated playing of 1960's hippie music over the Sound speakers.

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2019, 12:50:33 PM »
doubt any of our players have been to vietnam honestly

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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2019, 12:50:45 PM »
Oh boy, someone is in for a surprise


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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2019, 12:52:22 PM »
In Manhattan, KS, it'll get down to 55 tonight, and the humidity is around 50%.  In Starkvegas, your players and fans will be having Vietnam flashbacks, from the humidity, the attacking defense, and the repeated playing of 1960's hippie music over the Sound speakers.

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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2019, 12:58:21 PM »
No wonder you people had to enslave people to keep them from leaving Mississippi
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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2019, 01:43:00 PM »
You know everyone stinks down there. They probably don't even brush away flies on their face. Just utter acceptance of their shitty sweaty lives.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2019, 01:57:49 PM »
Is there a lot of bass in your Sound speakers?
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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2019, 03:16:10 PM »
Is there a lot of bass in your Sound speakers?
No.  It sounds like a transistor radio from the 1960's.....lots of commercials.

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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2019, 10:11:11 AM »
I hear, in Mississippi, not only are the porta-potties used for relieving yourself, but they are also an escape from the stench that is Mississippi.

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Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2019, 03:36:06 PM »
That humidity was such a bitch! I wasn't sure our guys would survive. Which is better, home field advantage or humidity advantage?