I hope we never do the “Legends Race” or whatever ever again. That was just rough ridin' brutal to watch.
Holy crap, that was amazing. TBT, lighten up, my guy.
For those who didn't see it, the legends race is essentially our answer to the sausage race, or the presidents race in Washington. They had three costumes made, uniforms and massive heads without helmets for three players, Jordy, Mike, and Darren. The costumes looked like the giant bobbleheads that are now in Bramlage, if you've seen them. Anyway, the likenesses are very good considering what they are and that unlike the presidents, whomever made these things have no idea what these people look like. So they paid attention to detail, knowing these runners are wypipo they had every inch on skin covered; long pants, tall socks, long sleeved under shirts, football gloves. So this, like the rest of these things everywhere else, wasn't really a race (a 40, by the way), it was a sketch. When they said go Mike dropped back for a pass while Darren and Jordy started running, well Mike then started running then passed the other two, then instead of running through the "tape" a.k.a toilet paper, he hurdled it, completely, which holy crap, he/she was wearing a costume with a head twice the size of the Willie head.
They're definitely doing it every game and will keep standings on the scoreboard, those costumes were absolutely each in the four figures, easily, that isn't a one time expense. I have no idea why they refuse to dress Willie up like that, he wouldn't need a full body costume then.