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Offline 99jc

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to Starkvegas this year although I doubt most of you tator famers cant afford the trip. I told you last year we were going to put your old folks home coach into retirement! Your best receiver decided he wanted to come play for a real football team this year he will probably score 2-3 tds on you. Our defense took a little hit on draft night with 3- 1st round picks but our cheerleaders hit harder than your players, Yes Asswhoop 2.0 is coming.


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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Back in the day I used to crank this song to annoy the old people, now I crank it to annoy the young people

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i heard starkville (starkvegas lmfaorotf) sucks a huge amount, and is well known as the worst place in the SEC to visit, so no, i will not be going. 

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More like STANKville amirite?!

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i heard starkville (starkvegas lmfaorotf) sucks a huge amount, and is well known as the worst place in the SEC to visit, so no, i will not be going.

Easily the worst, like not . . . even . . . close

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Tickets haven’t arrived yet.

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Tickets haven’t arrived yet.

probably same guy that has your season tix. 

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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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You will get your butt kicking you have to come!


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Apparently the cheerleaders for this team (not clear who that is) are criminals as well? Grats I guess
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Wait, we're not going to Oxford?  That's the only place in Mississippi worth going to.  Answer to question is that I won't be going to Stankville.

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do you guys still have that one guy on your team?

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When this game was scheduled I was somewhat excited because now I had a reason to visit Missississississippi.  But, seeing how we are going to suck this year, there really is no point in going to see that giant mud pit.

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is Miss State the team from that netflix show with the redneck football coach in that town that is rundown af and has that one fan that growls like a rabid dog constantly?

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do you guys still have that one guy on your team?

Marshall Henderson?


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God just leave us alone. This is 2019. Jesus Christ!
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Is the stadium named "Lester Maddox Boiled Peanut Dome", or am I confusing your stadium with an episode of Squidbillies?  I always think of Mississippi when I watch that show, even though they are 'Dawg fans.

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ITS ALMOST TIME AGAIN FOR MISSISSIPPI STATE TO GET BEAT UP IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND NUTS THAT THEY HAVE TO COME!

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Find me a US power rankings where the state of Mississippi isnt in the 45-50 range


Btw he double negative'd himself in his first sentence so most of you fart knockers can afford it
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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2019, 09:15:26 AM »
Find me a US power rankings where the state of Mississippi isnt in the 45-50 range


Btw he double negative'd himself in his first sentence so most of you fart knockers can afford it


Look at Bank Deposits by State.  :billdance:
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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2019, 09:35:09 AM »
tell me more about these bank deposits by state...

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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2019, 10:30:12 AM »
tell me more about these bank deposits by state...


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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2019, 10:46:36 AM »
What does "bank deposits by states" even mean? Google doesn't seem to know

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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2019, 11:07:41 AM »
did you try internet search instead?

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Re: Well its almost time again to get your SEC butt kicking you have to come
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2019, 11:44:13 AM »
I scanned this entire thread and have no idea who the team is this guy is talking about or where Starkville is.  Is that a Endgame reference?