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does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« on: June 12, 2019, 12:43:30 PM »
tons of crap has been made here and at other sites about oscar's lack of ability when it comes to the x's and o's and we have all seen his meltdowns in the ncaa tournament time after time.  with that said, i feel like oscar is probably the 4th best coach on our staff when it comes to winning the "big game".  i'm not trying to beat a dead horse but we all know how many examples there are of him sucking crap when the lights are on and when it really matters.    :dubious:

obviously a lot of time for questioning things in the off-season and what all of my study has led me to is that BRAD KORN (from KORN'S KORNER WITH BRAD KORN) is probably the most experienced and best x's and o's guy on our coaching staff.  i ran a ton of data through my database and honestly brad would have won our first round game against uc irvine by 27 points.  essentially, KORN is playing 6-D chess while this oscar fellow is playing chutes and ladders.   :lol:

there's a lot of groundswell pushing to remove oscar and get KORN into the KORNER OFFICE which we all know is his rightful spot.  :thumbs:  i guess the question becomes, is there anyone here close enough to TAYLOR to push this puppy over the finish line and get KORN the promotion he deserves?

you can PM me here if you would like more info about the analysis but essentially, every day that goes by with oscar in command is a day that is stolen from our players and fans and dollars stolen from our coffers.  please leave all comments in this thread and please discuss this matter privately and NOT in the open hallways of your offices.   :Lurk:  the coup d'etat is one that will best succeed if the person whose head is being cut off doesn't know that he's on the guillotine.  tia.   :Chirp:


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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2019, 12:46:41 PM »
how does this reconcile with our bigs almost always sucking complete crap?  thanks, and i'll be sure to not mention your response to my fellow cats at the water cooler this afternoon

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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2019, 12:48:23 PM »
KORN's KOACHING is directly responsible for 86% of our SKORING.  that includes our big men.  any other questions einstein?      :confused:

 :ROFL:  nice tap out  :lol:


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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2019, 01:05:39 PM »
just not sure about that

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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2019, 01:29:15 PM »
i think BRAD KORN should quit basketball all together and move to hollywood


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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2019, 01:49:53 PM »
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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2019, 12:22:19 PM »
each passing day BRAD KORN does not sit in the BRAD KORN KORNER OFFICE is a huge slap in the face by ADGT and i'm worried he's reaching his breaking point. Hell hath no fury like BRAD KORN SKORNED!

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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2019, 01:45:23 PM »
Brad Korn is an absolute freak but you might say he is on a leash. Held captive by his highly incompetent master oscar Weber.
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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2019, 01:45:55 PM »
Honestly he should just go down to the Flaw on the Kaw where he can be with an A.D.I.D.A.S. school.
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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2019, 02:22:28 PM »
just thinking about KORN teaming up with seff, ugh.  that's nightmare fuel


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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2019, 08:37:30 AM »
kinda makes me go hmmmmmm HAP HAP hmmmmmm

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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2019, 12:28:53 PM »
but for real why does the guy from korn hold his bass so weird
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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2019, 08:27:29 PM »
KORN’S KALFS, where are they?



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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2019, 08:35:11 PM »
Extending his neck

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Re: does Brad Korn beat UC Irvine?
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2019, 11:29:29 PM »
Oh my. Can we get a nsfw tag on this Korn Porn plz
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12