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Start selling in-stadium beer specifically in canned form.  Fan approval can be expressed if chosen by figuratively (or literally?) canning his ass by hurling your smashed up empties at his backside.

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For additional symbolic effect, throw cans of natty.

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You might want to check the story of the Gerry Faust debacle at Notre Dame before putting that negative horseshyte out there.
"I am wounded," he said, "wounded, and it will never heal."

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So you're saying we're going to can Klieman and bring in Lou Holtz?

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You might want to check the story of the Gerry Faust debacle at Notre Dame before putting that negative horseshyte out there.
I had to look up who that was because I am not 75 years old, but it seems like Faust is a relevant comparo to Klieman.

Faust dominated some low-level crap for a while, then came to the big time and sucked ass until he got fired.
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You might want to check the story of the Gerry Faust debacle at Notre Dame before putting that negative horseshyte out there.
I had to look up who that was because I am not 75 years old, but it seems like Faust is a relevant comparo to Klieman.

Faust dominated some low-level crap for a while, then came to the big time and sucked ass until he got fired.
Faust sold his soul and paid the damn price.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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LANCE THE BOYLE

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You might want to check the story of the Gerry Faust debacle at Notre Dame before putting that negative horseshyte out there.
I had to look up who that was because I am not 75 years old, but it seems like Faust is a relevant comparo to Klieman.

Faust dominated some low-level crap for a while, then came to the big time and sucked ass until he got fired.

73 makes a compelling case to fire eff head right now rather than waiting for the inevitable.

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NOT LOYAL TO BEN BOYLE




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FOREVER ROYAL
NEVER BOYLE


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BEN BOYLE
HAS SPOILED


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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BEN BOYLE
HAS SOILED (his pants from rumors everyone wants his ass canned)

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NORTH END ZONE:  BEN BOYLE
SOUTH END ZONE:  GAR GOYLE

all day ever-y-day this fall at kat games


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I had to look up who that was because I am not 75 years old, but it seems like Faust is a relevant comparo to Klieman.

Faust dominated some low-level crap for a while, then came to the big time and sucked ass until he got fired.

Faust was in over his head from Day One. HCCK has a better record than any of the other successful HCs who jumped from FCS to FBS.

Hair-Bough can't match HCCK, Urbane Meyer-Lanski can't match HCCK's record, Robert Cleckler Bowden, didn't come close to HCCK's record.

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So you're saying we're going to can Klieman and bring in Lou Holtz?

Holy Crap, I hope not!
The Holtzer got fired by Razorbacks for being too racist. Too racist for Arkansas?!

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That tells me all I need to know, 73 is a Kleeman sock.

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That tells me all I need to know, 73 is a Kleeman sock.


As opposed to you being an "If I can't get what I want, I'm taking my ball and going home to mommy." boy?
"I am wounded," he said, "wounded, and it will never heal."

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I’m not a eff head fan, but I’m glad he’s made gE the exclusive home of his online musings.

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I had to look up who that was because I am not 75 years old,

Neither am I, azzhat, but I have followed college football, probably, since before yore parents met.

The only thing I love better than college football is HS football where the players actually give a good Gottdamn about how well they do.
"I am wounded," he said, "wounded, and it will never heal."

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GOTTDAMN!

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To reiterate:
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As opposed to you being an "If I can't get what I want, I'm taking my ball and going home to mommy." boy?
"I am wounded," he said, "wounded, and it will never heal."

Frodo to Samwise

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I'm pretty old af and my parents met in 1978, cb73 must be like hospice type old af :sdeek:
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