Author Topic: Trump nicnames for the new Dem candidates (Read 2408 times)

gatoveintisiete · « **on:** April 08, 2019, 09:32:25 AM »

We all know who Fauxcahontas, CrazyBernie and CreepyJoe are, but can you predict what My guy will call
your new candidates? Mr. President is already taken and 46 won't work until 2024

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:33:58 AM »

He doesn't even get fauxcahontas right tho

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:34:35 AM »

I think he doesn't know what faux means

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:44:40 AM »

Smalltime Pete, and don't be surprised if he uses WeirdRobert

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:47:42 AM »

Quote from: libstradamus on April 08, 2019, 09:34:35 AM

I think he doesn't know what faux means

He definitely does not. But the trump right doesn’t either so it’s actually good.

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steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:48:27 AM »

I hope he does one for Beto where he calls him Alberto but rolls the R really heavily and rolls his eyes right after.

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steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:49:16 AM »

Sneaky Pete for sure

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steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:49:52 AM »

Kamala but says it in a deep voice and kind of hunches his shoulders and gives a really dumb face

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steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:50:46 AM »

Corey (Cory?) Booker and does the weak wrist thing.

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:52:25 AM »

Queen Pete, gotta play to the 27's.

At least 3 other "crazy" (prob Cory and Amy)

Low intellect kamala

Beta o'dork (prob just beta tho) or Mexican beto

8manpick · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:52:33 AM »

Can you imagine him saying Pete’s last name? I can’t wait

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:57:38 AM »

I can see him mocking how stupid of a name Beto is with how he says it.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:59:02 AM »

Bay-toe, BAY-toe, what a name, right folks? But that's OK.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:59:44 AM »

He may wait for Pete to meltdown over something silly and go with SuperSensitivePete.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:00:35 AM »

Quote from: libstradamus on April 08, 2019, 09:59:02 AM

Bay-toe, BAY-toe, what a name, right folks? But that's OK.

yes just like that

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:03:19 AM »

Kamala will be THE PROSECUTOR in a very stern low voice.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:06:27 AM »

OpenBorders Bay-Toe

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:07:00 AM »

Quote from: libstradamus on April 08, 2019, 09:52:25 AM

Queen Pete, gotta play to the 27's.

Yeah, this has a shot. He’ll also mention at least once that he doesn’t know if Pete is the man or the woman in his relationship. Trumpers will love it.

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gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:12:26 AM »

Pete the queer would be great but I don't think he'll do it

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:13:59 AM »

or this campaign is setting up for a quick game of smear the queer

wetwillie · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:27:43 AM »

I’m hoping he works in some Sneaky Pete

Brock Landers · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:35:48 AM »

Pete - Mr. Mayor or The Mayor, said in a light effeminate voice
Klobuchar - Mean Amy, Crazy Amy, Salad Lady, Salad Shooter
Booker - Spartacus, Low IQ Cory
Beto - it will absolutely be BAY-toe
Liz - probably switch to calling her Lizzy when his mush brain can't pronounce Fauxcahontas anymore

catastrophe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2019, 11:14:56 AM »

Any of the black candidates will absolutely be “low intellect” or “low IQ.”

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2019, 03:29:43 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on April 08, 2019, 10:12:26 AM

Pete the queer would be great but I don't think he'll do it

that sure would be great

bucket · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2019, 05:59:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1115386541684207616