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Bringing the Mob Back
« on: March 20, 2019, 04:34:19 PM »
Apparently new DC Hazelton has made it a point in practice to bring back the "mob mentality" encouraging players to throw up  :lynchmob: and play mean like the old days. He's gone as far as creating a highlight tape from the 90's of huge hits and players throwing up :lynchmob: afterwards. This could potentially be embarrassing if there is no substance to it, but I for one like where his head is at!  :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: #HAMBONED


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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2019, 04:43:18 PM »
I think the mentality aspect was what we were missing all of those other years we said the mob was back. Like, the mob was indeed back, but the mob mentality wasn't.

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2019, 05:09:42 PM »
 :lynchmob:
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2019, 05:35:59 PM »
I don’t think Scottie will be here more than 3 years which makes me sad.  Hopefully we can extract as much Mob out of him as possible.
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2019, 05:49:00 PM »
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2019, 07:20:04 PM »
I don’t think Scottie will be here more than 3 years which makes me sad.  Hopefully we can extract as much Mob out of him as possible.

Well this blog won’t be either so

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2019, 07:23:56 PM »
I don’t think Scottie will be here more than 3 years which makes me sad.  Hopefully we can extract as much Mob out of him as possible.

Well this blog won’t be either so

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2019, 11:32:51 PM »
 :lynchmob: :lynchmob:
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2019, 09:43:31 PM »
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MOBB DEEP
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2019, 08:26:50 AM »
why do people say MOBB DEEP?  like it sounds super weird, what does it even mean?

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2019, 09:13:03 AM »
:lynchmob:
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2019, 09:51:55 AM »
why do people say MOBB DEEP?  like it sounds super weird, what does it even mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobb_Deep

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2019, 03:57:14 PM »
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2019, 04:03:54 PM »
If anything even close to the Lynch Mob comes back, I am going to be very, very happy.   However, our LB's are going to have to get a LOT faster, and our DB's are going to have to start being more felonious.

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2019, 06:17:09 PM »
i want this mob to be the standard by which all other mobs are measured.  imagine, in your mind's eye, a mob so mobby that other mobs dream of being in our mob.  eff the flash mobs too.  right in the anus.  if our mob isn't the mobbiest mob out there then hazelton needs to be canned (by no later than week 2).

hazelton, you've been warned and are officially on notice, we will can your ass


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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2019, 07:03:43 PM »
I think DaQuan Patton is just the man to lead this Mob.
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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2019, 07:28:49 PM »
All of the old mobs should feel shame when the see this year's mob. They will not be worthy of the "mob" moniker. We may need to strip the old mobs of their mob status. Maybe we'll just start calling them "the slobs."

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2019, 07:29:28 PM »
you're probably sitting on your couch wondering how we will know when the mob is back. 
simple.  the carl and mary ice mob meter.  i picture a 100 foot tall vertical LED meter positioned where the band currently is located, we can move them behind the two north endzone video boards.
 
the meter will measure, in real time, the intensity of the mob (and the job security of scott hazleton)


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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2019, 07:44:18 PM »
If I were in Amy Button-Renz's position, I would green-light the eff out of this project using all of the donated funds previously designated for new bathrooms in the union. 

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2019, 01:51:45 PM »
Apparently new DC Hazelton has made it a point in practice to bring back the "mob mentality" encouraging players to throw up  :lynchmob: and play mean like the old days. He's gone as far as creating a highlight tape from the 90's of huge hits and players throwing up :lynchmob: afterwards. This could potentially be embarrassing if there is no substance to it, but I for one like where his head is at!  :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: #HAMBONED


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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2019, 07:20:40 PM »
Apparently new DC Hazelton has made it a point in practice to bring back the "mob mentality" encouraging players to throw up  :lynchmob: and play mean like the old days. He's gone as far as creating a highlight tape from the 90's of huge hits and players throwing up :lynchmob: afterwards. This could potentially be embarrassing if there is no substance to it, but I for one like where his head is at!  :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: #HAMBONED

the little video they put together is nice

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2019, 07:35:25 PM »
Mobb deep

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Re: Bringing the Mob Back
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