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Giant with a monster beard
« on: June 01, 2010, 04:53:10 PM »
I saw Frank at Dillion's (westloop) yesterday walking around with a giant who had an amazing beard (goat-style).  Who the hell was he?  And is that our new recruiting technique?  Frank did NOT looked pleased at the quality of the plantains, but the Giant looked interested in the selection of sprouts offered.


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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 04:59:21 PM »
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 05:02:07 PM »

No not him dipshit.  He's been dead for more than ten rough ridin' years.  I think I would recognize a decade-old mouldering corpse of André René Roussimoff stumbling through the produce aisle of Dillon's.  Use your head, jfc. 

And further more, I don't see an amazing beard in that photo.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 05:04:21 PM »

No not him dipshit.  He's been dead for more than ten fracking years.  I think I would recognize a decade-old mouldering corpse of André René Roussimoff stumbling through the produce aisle of Dillon's.  Use your head, jfc.  

says the person who still shops at westloop dillons. what is this 1992? maybe it is and that really was andre the giant you saw.  :dunno:

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »

No not him dipshit.  He's been dead for more than ten fracking years.  I think I would recognize a decade-old mouldering corpse of André René Roussimoff stumbling through the produce aisle of Dillon's.  Use your head, jfc.  

says the person who still shops at westloop dillons. what is this 1992? maybe it is and that really was andre the giant you saw.  :dunno:
Hey eff-o, I so happen to value my local neighborhood Dillon's SuperStore.  Apparently so does Frank, considering that its the new recruiting hotspot in town.  I can get tremendous deals on cheeses and nearly expired fish and meat.  Where do you shop? At RAY'S? :lol: probably so!  I can just picture rd strolling around Ray's with his mini-cart picking up turnips for his dumbass turnip dip. :lol: Get a good deal on turnips rick? :lol: 

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 06:29:42 PM »
I saw Frank at Dillion's (westloop) yesterday walking around with a giant who had an amazing beard (goat-style).

Like billy goat? Or like G-O-A-T?

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 06:32:54 PM »
billy (not walker) but the small horse-like creature that talks with the devil.


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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 06:56:24 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. eff that place and it's 35 cent bread

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 06:57:17 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. eff that place and it's 35 cent bread
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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 07:10:59 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. eff that place and it's 35 cent bread
Hy-Vee produce sucks.  No debate.  It's the worst in town.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 07:13:24 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. shazbot! that place and it's 35 cent bread
Hy-Vee produce sucks.  No debate.  It's the worst in town.

Elite selection of steaks, pwns all else. Especially Rays. Plus the store layout is perfect you can make a decent trip in 10 minutes if you're not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 07:13:26 PM »
Walmart is my fav.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 07:13:36 PM »


 :dunno:
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 07:14:00 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. shazbot! that place and it's 35 cent bread
Hy-Vee produce sucks.  No debate.  It's the worst in town.

Elite selection of steaks, pwns all else. Especially Rays. Plus the store layout is perfect you can make a decent trip in 10 minutes if you're not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Don't even get me started on the bakery and fresh fruit items.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 07:15:39 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. shazbot! that place and it's 35 cent bread
Hy-Vee produce sucks.  No debate.  It's the worst in town.

Elite selection of steaks, pwns all else. Especially Rays. Plus the store layout is perfect you can make a decent trip in 10 minutes if you're not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Don't even get me started on the bakery and fresh fruit items.

you don't know how to wrap some bacon around a sirloin?

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 09:43:42 PM »
HY-VEE DESTROYS the competition. HY-VEE is only place I've been since it opened. lol at Aldi too. shazbot! that place and it's 35 cent bread
Hy-Vee produce sucks.  No debate.  It's the worst in town.

Elite selection of steaks, pwns all else. Especially Rays. Plus the store layout is perfect you can make a decent trip in 10 minutes if you're not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Don't even get me started on the bakery and fresh fruit items.

you don't know how to wrap some bacon around a sirloin?

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 10:57:44 PM »
and here i thought he'd used up his eligibility



are you sure he had a beard? (photo replaced for 404)
« Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 10:01:24 AM by blackman-era-front-rower »

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2010, 08:07:00 AM »
  I can get tremendous deals on cheeses and nearly expired fish and meat. 

you know another place where you can get tremendous deals on these? dumpsters. have fun w/ that.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2010, 08:29:14 AM »
  I can get tremendous deals on cheeses and nearly expired fish and meat. 

you know another place where you can get tremendous deals on these? dumpsters. have fun w/ that.
FALSE

100% FALSE

The health code violations alone are staggering, not to mention the legal issues involved.  Do your homework rd.
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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2010, 08:30:03 AM »
and here i thought he'd used up his elgibility



are you sure he had a beard?
NOT HIM

Yes he had a beard a billy-goat style beard.  Very pointy.

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2010, 08:47:29 AM »
  I can get tremendous deals on cheeses and nearly expired fish and meat. 

you know another place where you can get tremendous deals on these? dumpsters. have fun w/ that.
FALSE

100% FALSE

The health code violations alone are staggering, not to mention the legal issues involved.  Do your homework rd.
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okay dumpstergon*



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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2010, 08:52:24 AM »
Do an mspaint of this billy goat monster and have it standing next to Frank so I have a sense of scale.  I will then track down the beast....for a price. 

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2010, 08:54:12 AM »
Come on guys I need to know who the pointy bearded giant was that was shopping with Frank.  Stop cluttering up the board with produce, rotten meat and well laid out shopping for food type places.  Lets put our heads together and figure this out.  Was he tall and big or tall and thin?

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Re: Giant with a monster beard
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2010, 08:55:55 AM »
 Lets put our heads together and figure this out.  Was he tall and big or tall and thin?

chingon- let's just say that i was standing in a dumpster and this guy was walking towards the dumpster. would you say that he was taller than seven feet or shorter. thanks.

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