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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2019, 10:18:13 PM »
this team has the ability to make shots when they absolutely need them.  I don’t remember anything like it from any cats team i’ve watched.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2019, 10:23:13 PM »
this team has the ability to make shots when they absolutely need them.  I don’t remember anything like it from any cats team i’ve watched.
What? Or our defense keeps us in every game and the law of averages catches up.


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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2019, 10:27:06 PM »
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2019, 10:27:52 PM »
Every conference team beaten in this streak, right? 
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2019, 10:43:37 PM »
this team has the ability to make shots when they absolutely need them.  I don’t remember anything like it from any cats team i’ve watched.
What? Or our defense keeps us in every game and the law of averages catches up.


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our defense had nothing to do with texas missing open shot after open shot tonight.
our offense scored points at crucial times and won the game.  that’s what teams with experience do.


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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2019, 10:47:11 PM »
this team has the ability to make shots when they absolutely need them.  I don’t remember anything like it from any cats team i’ve watched.
What? Or our defense keeps us in every game and the law of averages catches up.


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our defense had nothing to do with texas missing open shot after open shot tonight.
our offense scored points at crucial times and won the game.  that’s what teams with experience do.
Crucial? Should have never been close in the first place, but whatever floats your boat.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2019, 10:53:44 PM »
Okay, Bobby Knight.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2019, 10:56:41 PM »
oscar going zone won us that game, we had no chance if SNW had to see significant second half minutes.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2019, 10:57:44 PM »
oscar going zone won us that game, we had no chance if SNW had to see significant second half minutes.

complete gimmick defense

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2019, 11:04:43 PM »
Is UT the most punchable-face team in the Big 12?  (Except McConnaughey)

I usually like Texas but this game I want to punch all of their ugly faces

McConnaughhey has the most punch-able face on that bench.  I guarantee he is getting paid to be there.  Makes so rough ridin' sense at all and is a huge distraction.  Not sure who’s idea it was but they should be fired.
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2019, 11:33:37 PM »
this team has the ability to make shots when they absolutely need them.  I don’t remember anything like it from any cats team i’ve watched.
What? Or our defense keeps us in every game and the law of averages catches up.


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our defense had nothing to do with texas missing open shot after open shot tonight.
our offense scored points at crucial times and won the game.  that’s what teams with experience do.
Crucial? Should have never been close in the first place, but whatever floats your boat.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2019, 11:45:34 PM »
Is UT the most punchable-face team in the Big 12?  (Except McConnaughey)

I usually like Texas but this game I want to punch all of their ugly faces

McConnaughhey has the most punch-able face on that bench.  I guarantee he is getting paid to be there.  Makes so rough ridin' sense at all and is a huge distraction.  Not sure who’s idea it was but they should be fired.

i was gonna say he doesn't need the $, but then why is he doing lincoln commercials?  maybe he just likes money.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2019, 05:57:18 AM »
Is UT the most punchable-face team in the Big 12?  (Except McConnaughey)

I usually like Texas but this game I want to punch all of their ugly faces

McConnaughhey has the most punch-able face on that bench.  I guarantee he is getting paid to be there.  Makes so rough ridin' sense at all and is a huge distraction.  Not sure who’s idea it was but they should be fired.

i was gonna say he doesn't need the $, but then why is he doing lincoln commercials?  maybe he just likes money.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck[/youtube]

I doubt he's getting paid, it's not like he needs the money.  It puts a lot of focus on him, and makes him a center of attention.  Any Texan that has a chance to be a big shot sitting on the bench with the players and coaches would take it in a minute.  The stupid part is the "minister of culture" nonsense, makes UT look stupid.  It's a gimmick they would be wise to discontinue.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2019, 06:13:22 AM »
His investment company is sinking huge money into the new arena, it was probably part of the deal.
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2019, 06:53:46 AM »
Matty Mac has been a UT super fan for quite a while. I remember him doing a bit with Will Ferrel when Texas played USC in the National Championship. Every school has one.

I have no doubt he is a legit fan of the team (like Cam Pritchett is of ours) but I’m also sure his agent/publicist has had a hand in making sure he’s at all the big games (and on film being there).

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2019, 07:00:00 AM »
I wonder how Cat fans would react if Stonestreet was on the bench as our Minister of Magic, wearing a purple suit.
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2019, 08:05:04 AM »
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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2019, 08:12:44 AM »
maybe he has some upcoming role as an under-performing basketball coach that lies to his players in huddles and this is all research.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2019, 08:17:51 AM »
Texas has MM.
We have wierd Robert.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #69 on: February 13, 2019, 08:22:14 AM »
i heard oscar kissed Matthew on the mouth in the handshake line last night, can anyone confirm?

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #70 on: February 13, 2019, 08:24:50 AM »
I wonder how Cat fans would react if Stonestreet was on the bench as our Minister of Magic, wearing a purple suit.
Wish Stonestreet was less of a douche IRL. Would much rather have MM. Love that he looked like he had been on a binder last night.

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #71 on: February 13, 2019, 08:34:05 AM »
I wonder how Cat fans would react if Stonestreet was on the bench as our Minister of Magic, wearing a purple suit.
Wish Stonestreet was less of a douche IRL. Would much rather have MM. Love that he looked like he had been on a binder last night.

He always looks like that. He always goes for the "washed up Hoosiers drunk" look.


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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #72 on: February 13, 2019, 08:44:20 AM »
I wonder how Cat fans would react if Stonestreet was on the bench as our Minister of Magic, wearing a purple suit.
Wish Stonestreet was less of a douche IRL. Would much rather have MM. Love that he looked like he had been on a binder last night.

wtf are you even talking about with Stonestreet? 

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #73 on: February 13, 2019, 08:46:40 AM »
That he's a dick IRL? :dunno:

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Re: Texas thread
« Reply #74 on: February 13, 2019, 09:15:25 AM »
your BB teams starts winning after you inject NDSU winning elixir into your veins.

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