Fifty Shades of Grey: Sexiest Comedy of the Year
1. For God's sake Christian, get her a smart phone.
2. Jamie Dornan (#notmychristian) and Dakota Johnson actually did not do too bad.
3. Dakota Johnson has a pretty large nipple/boob ratio.
4. Those jeans were all wrong. It looked like he just bought them. #notmychristiansjeans
5. Christian was a lot less controlling and stalkerish in the movie than the book.
I'd recommend the movie if you are a 20-30 something woman who enjoyed the books (or Wackycat).