wrong thread for this but same.
God: hey I love you all SOOOO much but if you commit even 1 sin (wearing polyester) I have to send you to hell for eternity. Nothing I can do about it I just love you all so damn much
People: that really sucks, I accidentally ate a scallop once, I sure wish there was a way to be forgiven for that weird sin. Could we talk about this?
God: kill my son.