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« Reply #7400 on: March 06, 2023, 02:21:31 PM »
I would like to see what she puts on her resume under "Governor of Arizona" as far as her accomplishments

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« Reply #7401 on: March 06, 2023, 02:54:28 PM »
I'm sure she doesn't have a resume. Why would she?

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« Reply #7402 on: March 06, 2023, 03:29:49 PM »
In case she decided to fall back on being a news anchor?  :dunno:

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« Reply #7403 on: March 06, 2023, 03:39:07 PM »
In case she decided to fall back on being a news anchor?  :dunno:

Yeah, grifters don't wake up one day and decide to go back to work.

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« Reply #7404 on: March 06, 2023, 03:44:29 PM »
In case she decided to fall back on being a news anchor?  :dunno:

Yeah, grifters don't wake up one day and decide to go back to work.
True, my scenario is contingent on grifting not actually being profitable

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« Reply #7405 on: March 07, 2023, 11:32:55 AM »
In case she decided to fall back on being a news anchor?  :dunno:

Yeah, grifters don't wake up one day and decide to go back to work.
True, my scenario is contingent on grifting not actually being profitable

She has learned the game, and who the mark is.  She has a nice grifting future ahead

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #7406 on: March 11, 2023, 08:35:15 AM »
tough day to be the number 3 biggest MAGA musician

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1634544624986456064

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« Reply #7407 on: March 11, 2023, 08:56:18 AM »
tough day to be the number 3 biggest MAGA musician

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1634544624986456064
That's a multi-level self ball tazing

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« Reply #7408 on: March 11, 2023, 09:14:58 AM »
tough day to be the number 3 biggest MAGA musician

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1634544624986456064
That's a multi-level self ball tazing

holy moly, the layers to this thing

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« Reply #7409 on: March 12, 2023, 12:02:32 AM »
Where did this dude go to elementary school? Motherfuckers didn't have recess?

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« Reply #7410 on: March 12, 2023, 01:08:42 AM »
I can’t imagine the level of low self esteem a person reaches to take up for a someone like Eric Swalwell.  But it is absolutely prolific in rank and file #blueanon

Which upon review.  Makes perfect sense

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« Reply #7412 on: March 14, 2023, 12:31:01 PM »

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« Reply #7413 on: March 14, 2023, 12:33:50 PM »
nothing like committing suicide to own the libs.

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« Reply #7414 on: March 14, 2023, 01:31:06 PM »
I really thought the whole maga tazing his own balls until he died in his own urine was kind of a flash in the pan.  A fad that would make dax scream with uncontrolled sorrow but would eventually peter out.  I was wrong.  These fuckers are going to electrocute their ding-dongs to own the libs for a decade

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« Reply #7415 on: March 14, 2023, 01:34:31 PM »
I really thought that single lane #slowdug would move on to a new thing beyond tazing balls and talking about MAGA, but alas its shown again that a Pavlovian experiment dog level mind learns no new tricks

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« Reply #7416 on: March 14, 2023, 01:38:54 PM »
I really thought that single lane #slowdug would move on to a new thing beyond tazing balls and talking about MAGA, but alas its shown again that a Pavlovian experiment dog level mind learns no new tricks

I have given maga every opportunity to stop acting like spineless idiots who intentionally inflict serious bodily harm or severe personal/professional consequences on themselves to own the libs.  I would have dropped the hilarious analogy.  They have doubled down at being absolute fvck ups so long live the ball taze

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« Reply #7417 on: March 14, 2023, 01:46:24 PM »
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Dirt Road members who take apricot pits regularly complain about dizziness and blurred vision, but channel admins usually dismiss their concerns as a side-effect known as “herxing”—a real term to describe an adverse response that occurs in people who take antibiotics as a treatment for Lyme disease.

“I just started taking apricot seeds. On my first day taking 6, I developed a headache,” one member wrote last week. In the responses another member says they experienced similar symptoms but persisted and they are now taking 30 seeds a day.

On Monday, one of the people who has been following Lemoi’s dosage protocols for ivermectin for just a couple of months posted the results of her blood tests. “My liver functions are not good, they are very high. Is this normal?” she asked. In further responses, she told the group that she hadn’t slept in four days.

But members of the group urged her to continue to take the ivermectin while advising her to use other remedies for her deteriorating health.

“I think the Dirt Road Discussion protocol for this is olive oil with lemon first thing in the morning,” one user wrote in response.

Holy crap, that's amazing.

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« Reply #7418 on: March 14, 2023, 01:56:55 PM »

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« Reply #7419 on: March 14, 2023, 01:59:37 PM »
I really thought that single lane #slowdug would move on to a new thing beyond tazing balls and talking about MAGA, but alas its shown again that a Pavlovian experiment dog level mind learns no new tricks

I have given maga every opportunity to stop acting like spineless idiots who intentionally inflict serious bodily harm or severe personal/professional consequences on themselves to own the libs.  I would have dropped the hilarious analogy.  They have doubled down at being absolute fvck ups so long live the ball taze

I would tend to agree, but sadly it pails in comparison to (for example) Sen (D) Mark Kelly of Arizona calling for censorship of social media to prevent a bank run.  At first glance you just kind of ignore it and think it's just another #blueanon political leader going all in on censorship, I mean, just business as usual, right  :thumbsup:.  Then smart people like me take a step back and recognize that there's literally millions upon millions of worm brained #blueanon who take all of their instructions and thoughts from social media.  Which is why they are worm brained, easily manipulated and propagandized derps.  It's the same way you get millions upon millions of worm brained derps to believe and parrot that Russian social media bots stole the 2016 election. 

When taking that reality into consideration, smart people like me recognize that sadly  :frown:, Kelly may be on to something.  :frown:


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« Reply #7420 on: March 14, 2023, 02:01:10 PM »
Worm-brained is code for not eating ivermectin paste.

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« Reply #7421 on: March 14, 2023, 02:04:01 PM »
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/1635694119359066125


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the crazy - and by crazy i mean completely predictable - thing about this little teaser is that it does not mention this guys politics anywhere. and it doesn't need to.

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« Reply #7422 on: March 14, 2023, 02:07:13 PM »
I really thought that single lane #slowdug would move on to a new thing beyond tazing balls and talking about MAGA, but alas its shown again that a Pavlovian experiment dog level mind learns no new tricks

I have given maga every opportunity to stop acting like spineless idiots who intentionally inflict serious bodily harm or severe personal/professional consequences on themselves to own the libs.  I would have dropped the hilarious analogy.  They have doubled down at being absolute fvck ups so long live the ball taze

I would tend to agree, but sadly it pails in comparison to (for example) Sen (D) Mark Kelly of Arizona calling for censorship of social media to prevent a bank run.  At first glance you just kind of ignore it and think it's just another #blueanon political leader going all in on censorship, I mean, just business as usual, right  :thumbsup:.  Then smart people like me take a step back and recognize that there's literally millions upon millions of worm brained #blueanon who take all of their instructions and thoughts from social media.  Which is why they are worm brained, easily manipulated and propagandized derps.  It's the same way you get millions upon millions of worm brained derps to believe and parrot that Russian social media bots stole the 2016 election. 

When taking that reality into consideration, smart people like me recognize that sadly  :frown:, Kelly may be on to something.  :frown:

lol dax is eating apricot pits and crying again

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #7423 on: March 14, 2023, 02:07:29 PM »
It's like I always say, @sonofdaxjones , the true sign of an intelligent person is proclaiming how intelligent you are to other people.

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« Reply #7424 on: March 14, 2023, 02:09:20 PM »
Worm-brained is code for not eating ivermectin paste.

The fascinating thing about this logic is that #blueanongE actually believes lots and lots of people were doing this.  I admit, #blueanongE does a great job of concentrating on the uber micro, while I tend to concentrate on the uber macro derpdom of #blueanon.