Author Topic: MEGA MAGA  (Read 460310 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline sonofdaxjones

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 53174
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6275 on: June 17, 2022, 12:44:33 PM »
#blueanon misogynism SMDH

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15845
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6276 on: June 17, 2022, 12:46:15 PM »
The common transformation from MySpace chick to the bookworm Palin look for a lot of these MAGA Milfs is pretty humorous.

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15845
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6277 on: June 17, 2022, 12:47:36 PM »
Obligatory would. And those tats, hair and jeans are like a tractor beam for any mid-00s to early 2010s red-blooded American male.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 21316
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6278 on: June 17, 2022, 01:35:12 PM »
Obligatory would. And those tats, hair and jeans are like a tractor beam for any mid-00s to early 2010s red-blooded American male.

I assume "red-blooded" in this context means into trashy chicks? Guess I'm more blue-blooded, then.

Offline Trim

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 41981
  • Pfizer PLUS Moderna and now Pfizer Bivalent
    • View Profile

Online yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13230
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6280 on: June 17, 2022, 03:16:13 PM »
She's definitely the queen of someone's double wide trailer.

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 21316
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile

Online chum1

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21913
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6282 on: June 17, 2022, 03:33:20 PM »
The idea of some salacious Boebert story coming out just makes me wish the GOP would Cawthorn her.

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 21316
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6283 on: June 17, 2022, 03:48:18 PM »
The idea of some salacious Boebert story coming out just makes me wish the GOP would Cawthorn her.

I've got some good news for you. The same group that Cawthorn'd Cawthorn is currently trying to Cawthorn her.

Offline passranch

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1123
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6284 on: June 17, 2022, 04:18:29 PM »

Bobert pro pics


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's not Boebert...

...but whoever it is is about to bust a spleen sucking her gut in for those photos.   :lol:

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 21316
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6285 on: June 17, 2022, 04:35:33 PM »

Bobert pro pics


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's not Boebert...

...but whoever it is is about to bust a spleen sucking her gut in for those photos.   :lol:

How do you know it's not her? I've seen this argument, but never an explanation. I'm honestly curious. It's possible it's not her.

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15845
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6286 on: June 17, 2022, 07:18:46 PM »
Obligatory would. And those tats, hair and jeans are like a tractor beam for any mid-00s to early 2010s red-blooded American male.

I assume "red-blooded" in this context means into trashy chicks? Guess I'm more blue-blooded, then.
I’ve never had a problem taking out the trash, lol.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Online chum1

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21913
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6287 on: June 17, 2022, 07:30:49 PM »

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85304
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6288 on: June 17, 2022, 07:34:41 PM »

Bobert pro pics


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's not Boebert...

...but whoever it is is about to bust a spleen sucking her gut in for those photos.   :lol:

whoever it is has landed cessna 172s on her ass because it's the flattest thing in the county

Offline passranch

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1123
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6289 on: June 17, 2022, 07:41:57 PM »

Bobert pro pics


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's not Boebert...

...but whoever it is is about to bust a spleen sucking her gut in for those photos.   :lol:

How do you know it's not her? I've seen this argument, but never an explanation. I'm honestly curious. It's possible it's not her.

I guess I honestly don't know, but it would surprise me if they were actually her.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85304
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6290 on: June 17, 2022, 07:43:30 PM »
It would surprise me that some human could have an ass that is actually concave so it’s probably CGI.

Offline passranch

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1123
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6291 on: June 17, 2022, 08:06:24 PM »
When you're trying to suck your massive beer gut into your spinal cord you tend to compensate by arching your back...makes the ass look flat.

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 21316
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6292 on: June 17, 2022, 08:07:34 PM »
When you're trying to suck your massive beer gut into your spinal cord you tend to compensate by arching your back...makes the ass look flat.

Listen Hank Hill, there are prostheses that can help.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85304
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6293 on: June 17, 2022, 09:12:53 PM »
When you're trying to suck your massive beer gut into your spinal cord you tend to compensate by arching your back...makes the ass look flat.
I AM ATTACKED!

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85304
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6294 on: June 18, 2022, 09:22:08 AM »

Offline MakeItRain

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 44880
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6295 on: June 18, 2022, 09:56:36 AM »

Bobert pro pics


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's not Boebert...

...but whoever it is is about to bust a spleen sucking her gut in for those photos.   :lol:

How do you know it's not her? I've seen this argument, but never an explanation. I'm honestly curious. It's possible it's not her.

Timing for one. It has been widely reported that she bought her tits right before she decided to run for office, this picture is indicative of someone who had sizeable cans when they were taken.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85304
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6296 on: June 18, 2022, 10:08:34 AM »
it would be very easy for her to disprove given the hilarious tattoo situation

Online catastrophe

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15209
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6297 on: June 18, 2022, 10:23:47 AM »
Does it matter though? Unless she feels a need to defend the honor of her ass, which is really the big loser here from the photo revelations.

Or are these photos supposed to be indicative of something else besides the fact that she desperately wants attention (surprising no one).

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37086
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6298 on: June 18, 2022, 10:29:12 AM »
Does it matter though? Unless she feels a need to defend the honor of her ass, which is really the big loser here from the photo revelations.

Or are these photos supposed to be indicative of something else besides the fact that she desperately wants attention (surprising no one).

Well, the (probably) made up story is that the photos are from an escort site and Ted Cruz is one of the clients.

Online catastrophe

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15209
    • View Profile
Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6299 on: June 18, 2022, 10:55:17 AM »
Well paying for sex is a MAGA staple so I’d consider that less of a blockbuster and more of a “wow small world, huh.”