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Re: MAGA
« Reply #6025 on: May 05, 2022, 07:02:02 AM »

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #6026 on: May 05, 2022, 08:51:51 AM »
Where is the video of him asleep with a d on his face?  Also, we tended to draw d's, I cant recall actually having one flopped around on a bro.

Also, sd is right.  be better and save the victory lap until the next time MC says something about homosexuals (which he never will again now).

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« Reply #6027 on: May 05, 2022, 09:28:39 AM »
Where is the video of him asleep with a d on his face?  Also, we tended to draw d's, I cant recall actually having one flopped around on a bro.

Also, sd is right.  be better and save the victory lap until the next time MC says something about homosexuals (which he never will again now).

You sure about that? I wouldn't be surprised if he doubles down on that crap.  Remember, shamelessness is one of their superpowers.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #6028 on: May 05, 2022, 12:33:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/westwingreport/status/1522023095619497984?s=21&t=kNMUVv50d5YpOafbLOyhEw


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Re: MAGA
« Reply #6029 on: May 05, 2022, 12:56:17 PM »
I'll bet Kyle has gotten tons of MAGA cougar trim.

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6030 on: May 06, 2022, 03:41:46 PM »
I am writing an informational pamphlet (small words and mostly pictures) to help one move from merely a trumpy maga to a super TRUMP/DESANTIS/MTG type MEGA MAGA

It will be relatively affordable and will be advertised between the trump coffee table book and Mypillow on Fox

I am taking ideas for chapters.  Chapter one will be "Gaining weight without exercise: how to binge eat your way to MEGA MAGA"

Also, need a way to promote smoking lots of cigarettes while still gaining lots of fat.  The 2 can work against each other

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6031 on: May 06, 2022, 08:51:02 PM »
I am writing an informational pamphlet (small words and mostly pictures) to help one move from merely a trumpy maga to a super TRUMP/DESANTIS/MTG type MEGA MAGA

It will be relatively affordable and will be advertised between the trump coffee table book and Mypillow on Fox

I am taking ideas for chapters.  Chapter one will be "Gaining weight without exercise: how to binge eat your way to MEGA MAGA"

Also, need a way to promote smoking lots of cigarettes while still gaining lots of fat.  The 2 can work against each other

Do any of those erectile dysfunction or anti-balding pills cause weight gain? Bc if so that dilemma just solved itself

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6032 on: May 06, 2022, 10:21:13 PM »
Trying to up my posting to the new MEGAMAGA standard that has been established for this thread and I think this is a delicious starting point:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1522763758317170688?s=21&t=6BT5W8jnz8idcHbJoZrggA

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6033 on: May 07, 2022, 10:39:37 AM »
Trying to up my posting to the new MEGAMAGA standard that has been established for this thread and I think this is a delicious starting point:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1522763758317170688?s=21&t=6BT5W8jnz8idcHbJoZrggA

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6034 on: May 08, 2022, 12:13:53 AM »
The great thing about #slowdug in the last few posts is that he's slightly more coherent then the President when talking about MAGA


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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6035 on: May 08, 2022, 12:27:48 AM »
Trying to up my posting to the new MEGAMAGA standard that has been established for this thread and I think this is a delicious starting point:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1522763758317170688?s=21&t=6BT5W8jnz8idcHbJoZrggA

I hate watching Kayleigh on Fox.  Every time it brings visions of wad dripping from her lips as she speaks during her Trump years.

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6036 on: May 08, 2022, 10:18:02 AM »
The great thing about #slowdug in the last few posts is that he's slightly more coherent then the President when talking about MAGA

Chapter 3: how to take 2 days to post ragey whine outs, you too can be MEGA MAGA!

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« Reply #6037 on: May 09, 2022, 09:06:12 AM »
Is that in response to this?

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/QhfyedR3/mc-rep.-cawthorn-grunting-and-dry-humping-nude-1-1-4.mp4


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No, this is in response to that:

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"This video is just stupid locker room talk between two cousins that grew up like brothers," Cawthorn said in a video posted to his social media pages.

https://abc7ny.com/madison-cawthorn-tape-cousin-video/11820417/

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6038 on: May 09, 2022, 10:06:49 AM »
The great thing about #slowdug in the last few posts is that he's slightly more coherent then the President when talking about MAGA

Chapter 3: how to take 2 days to post ragey whine outs, you too can be MEGA MAGA!
Why pay daily attention to this slow dug gurgle fest?

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #6039 on: May 09, 2022, 01:23:58 PM »
Is that in response to this?

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/QhfyedR3/mc-rep.-cawthorn-grunting-and-dry-humping-nude-1-1-4.mp4


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No, this is in response to that:

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"This video is just stupid locker room talk between two cousins that grew up like brothers," Cawthorn said in a video posted to his social media pages.

https://abc7ny.com/madison-cawthorn-tape-cousin-video/11820417/

"You don't understand," replied a visibly upset Cawthorn. "The facefucking is totally understandable once you understand that we grew up like brothers."

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6040 on: May 09, 2022, 02:06:16 PM »
What did the penis say to the face? Well, something polite and brotherly, I'm sure.

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6041 on: May 09, 2022, 03:02:42 PM »
I don't have a brother so I didn't know this was normal behavior. 

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6042 on: May 09, 2022, 03:08:54 PM »
I have several and can confirm that it is not normal at all

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6043 on: May 09, 2022, 03:13:47 PM »
I have several and can confirm that it is not normal at all

i have one so small sample size but not normal according to that

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6044 on: May 11, 2022, 04:24:14 PM »

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6045 on: May 11, 2022, 04:26:42 PM »
#FAFO

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6046 on: May 11, 2022, 04:45:32 PM »
mega maga bona fides: CONFIRMED.

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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6047 on: May 11, 2022, 05:08:19 PM »
I have several and can confirm that it is not normal at all
Weird af..
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Re: MEGA MAGA
« Reply #6048 on: May 12, 2022, 02:50:46 PM »

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