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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3800 on: January 20, 2021, 11:41:00 AM »
I wish I lived close enough to drive by and taunt him.

He would cry

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« Reply #3801 on: January 20, 2021, 11:43:08 AM »
Nah, sell him a piece of paper on which you’ve written OFFICIAL NY TRUMP RE-INAUGURATION RALLY 2021 - I WAS THERE for like $50.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3802 on: January 20, 2021, 11:50:52 AM »
I like how he's still holding his flag

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« Reply #3803 on: January 20, 2021, 11:53:08 AM »
1. Create a subscription-based website (something weird like magaraja.com) that sells Q and MAGA stuff of all sorts, and also "health" supplements like testosterone boosts, penis enlargement pills, whatever else these people consume regularly.
2. Don't just sell memberships to these people to buy your overpriced garbage, but tell them you are selling them a business franchise.
3. Get all of the MAGA people you sign up to have parties and invite all of their MAGA friends to be business owners under them.
4. Cash in your billions.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3804 on: January 20, 2021, 12:17:24 PM »
yeah a maga Amway would kill

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« Reply #3805 on: January 20, 2021, 12:17:53 PM »
It’s a good start, but to really hook the MAGAs you need to do it on Facebook and every post to promote the biz/products says Facebook keeps taking it down so they need to act NOW.

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« Reply #3806 on: January 20, 2021, 12:20:56 PM »
Hey fellow MAGAs, does anyone else keep getting their posts removed by Facebook whenever they talk about how fantastic their Trump flagpole enhancer pills work? I’m sick and tired of being censored. Copy and paste this on your wall so Facebook gets the message that we’re not going away. (USA flags x50)

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« Reply #3807 on: January 20, 2021, 12:22:32 PM »
Yes, need an "act now before GAtes and Soros take this down"

Also, need to say that like 10% of profits are going to stop the global child pedo ring (you actually pocket the 10% and never give a penny)

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3808 on: January 20, 2021, 01:08:59 PM »

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3809 on: January 20, 2021, 01:10:18 PM »
Damn, tough day for these MAGA hardcores


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« Reply #3810 on: January 20, 2021, 01:13:06 PM »
Damn, tough day for these MAGA hardcores


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yeah this is a dunkfest.  They are like ku football

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3811 on: January 20, 2021, 01:52:50 PM »

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« Reply #3812 on: January 20, 2021, 01:53:25 PM »
https://twitter.com/sherman_news/status/1351926412320583680?s=20

That guy’s lawn signs are a great read. I’ll give him props for opening his home up as a tornado shelter.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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« Reply #3814 on: January 20, 2021, 02:04:07 PM »

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« Reply #3815 on: January 20, 2021, 02:10:51 PM »
lmao

https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1351976932405960704


that is the signature of a third grade girl

If he's going to take the time to make his signature legible, then he should probably learn to spell his name correctly.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3816 on: January 20, 2021, 02:18:46 PM »
that has to be fake or at least be blamed on his paralysis

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« Reply #3818 on: January 20, 2021, 02:56:44 PM »
not gonna lie, my signature would go viral in a similar manner if I were a public figure.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3819 on: January 20, 2021, 02:58:12 PM »

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3820 on: January 20, 2021, 03:08:09 PM »
if the charge is not knowing how to spell his last name, i think there is enough evidence to convict

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3821 on: January 20, 2021, 06:46:55 PM »
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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3822 on: January 20, 2021, 08:48:17 PM »
NE is 300% as MAGA as either KS or NY

https://twitter.com/OWHnews/status/1352085336348897280

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3823 on: January 20, 2021, 08:51:22 PM »
huh

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/1350549526545920007

Gym Jordan's giant loopy ass J's taking up 2.5 lines really give off a "I want to be the John Hancock of covering up sexual assault on college campus" vibes.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #3824 on: January 20, 2021, 09:26:12 PM »