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Re: MAGA
« Reply #5550 on: February 16, 2022, 12:49:20 PM »

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« Reply #5551 on: February 16, 2022, 02:33:30 PM »
First of all, I didn't know he sounds like Kermit The Frog. Also, and much more important, what the literal eff is he talking about? Conservatives have invented an entire victimization language and it doesn't mean anything. Those words he used were complete nonsense. I can't believe that not only do people listen to that horseshit, but they actually think it's intelligent discourse. He sounded like that one time where we used our keyboard word predictors to type posts. His lexicon are different victimization words just thrown together to something resembling cogent thought.

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« Reply #5552 on: February 16, 2022, 02:59:24 PM »
It's easier to feel ok about not caring about people who are struggling in life if you can believe that you are somehow just as much of a victim as they are.

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« Reply #5553 on: February 16, 2022, 03:33:54 PM »
Imagine getting behind a regime afraid of truckers. 

#blueanon: on brand

Replace truckers with tiny needles

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« Reply #5554 on: February 16, 2022, 03:56:58 PM »
For March Madness we should have a dumbest MAQA bracket pool. Could see MTG and and Candace Owens meeting in the Sweet 16 with a chance to face the winner of Mike Lindell vs Gaetz in the Elite 8. I think my senator has a chance to make the First 4.

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1494058568265392128?s=20&t=0ciN_XWcmWjtWnk8G0GPKw

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« Reply #5555 on: February 16, 2022, 04:02:46 PM »
Nobody would be able to compete with Lauren Boebert.

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« Reply #5556 on: February 16, 2022, 04:06:06 PM »
Nobody would be able to compete with Lauren Boebert.
Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like Lauren, Mike Lindell, and Tucker would be favored to make the Final 4. TFG would appear to be the 1991 UNLV Rebels of MAQA stupidity but Boebert could pull a Bobby Hurley and knock him out if she plays her cards right.

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« Reply #5557 on: February 16, 2022, 04:25:48 PM »
Nobody would be able to compete with Lauren Boebert.
Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like Lauren, Mike Lindell, and Tucker would be favored to make the Final 4. TFG would appear to be the 1991 UNLV Rebels of MAQA stupidity but Boebert could pull a Bobby Hurley and knock him out if she plays her cards right.

The final 4 would be Boebert, MTG, Giuliani, and Dan Bongino.

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« Reply #5558 on: February 16, 2022, 04:29:22 PM »
And Boebert is the clear #1. Nobody else even belongs in her throne room.

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« Reply #5559 on: February 16, 2022, 06:30:57 PM »
Does anyone want to see desantis in the round of 32?  Hell no.  He’s got sister Jean written all over his weird looking face

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« Reply #5560 on: February 17, 2022, 09:09:57 AM »
LB just proudly accepted some radio station's "hottest congresswoman" award where they didn't spell her name correctly and also they gave her a gift card to red lobster for $27. She is the heavy favorite to win the whole thing without even breaking a sweat.

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« Reply #5561 on: February 17, 2022, 09:35:59 AM »
LB just proudly accepted some radio station's "hottest congresswoman" award where they didn't spell her name correctly and also they gave her a gift card to red lobster for $27. She is the heavy favorite to win the whole thing without even breaking a sweat.

She earned her GED a few months before taking office.

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« Reply #5562 on: February 17, 2022, 09:38:34 AM »
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« Reply #5563 on: February 17, 2022, 10:21:53 AM »
LB just proudly accepted some radio station's "hottest congresswoman" award where they didn't spell her name correctly and also they gave her a gift card to red lobster for $27. She is the heavy favorite to win the whole thing without even breaking a sweat.

She earned her GED a few months before taking office.

she married a guy who got busted for showing his ding to minors AT A BOWLING ALLEY so yeah, she is final MAGA 4 material

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« Reply #5564 on: February 17, 2022, 10:27:31 AM »
LB just proudly accepted some radio station's "hottest congresswoman" award where they didn't spell her name correctly and also they gave her a gift card to red lobster for $27. She is the heavy favorite to win the whole thing without even breaking a sweat.

She earned her GED a few months before taking office.

she married a guy who got busted for showing his ding to minors AT A BOWLING ALLEY so yeah, she is final MAGA 4 material

She was dating him when he did that, and I think she was at the bowling alley when it happened, but I might be misremembering what I read about that.

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« Reply #5565 on: February 17, 2022, 10:41:40 AM »
LB just proudly accepted some radio station's "hottest congresswoman" award where they didn't spell her name correctly and also they gave her a gift card to red lobster for $27. She is the heavy favorite to win the whole thing without even breaking a sweat.

She earned her GED a few months before taking office.

she married a guy who got busted for showing his ding to minors AT A BOWLING ALLEY so yeah, she is final MAGA 4 material

She was dating him when he did that, and I think she was at the bowling alley when it happened, but I might be misremembering what I read about that.

she may be a 4 seed with those maga credentials

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« Reply #5566 on: February 17, 2022, 10:56:02 AM »
I think it's more interesting to look at who the last 4 in/first 4 out would be. Does Sarah Palin even make the field in 2022?

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« Reply #5567 on: February 17, 2022, 11:01:34 AM »
I think it's more interesting to look at who the last 4 in/first 4 out would be. Does Sarah Palin even make the field in 2022?
Reality TV show, lawsuits, antivaxx rhetoric. A program with great MAGA tradition. I think she would be an 8/9 seed.

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« Reply #5568 on: February 17, 2022, 11:03:17 AM »
i think Ted Cruz would be that under-seeded 5 seed that like, if he makes it past that 4/5 matchup then he could make a deep run

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« Reply #5569 on: February 17, 2022, 11:06:24 AM »
i think Ted Cruz would be that under-seeded 5 seed that like, if he makes it past that 4/5 matchup then he could make a deep run

Ted made the mistake of condemning insurrectionists and calling them as such.   That's got to be the equivalent of losing to a non-ranked team by 20.

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« Reply #5570 on: February 17, 2022, 11:10:29 AM »
I think it's more interesting to look at who the last 4 in/first 4 out would be. Does Sarah Palin even make the field in 2022?
Reality TV show, lawsuits, antivaxx rhetoric. A program with great MAGA tradition. I think she would be an 8/9 seed.

husband also a huge pervert, can't read, can see russia from her house in alaska, ran on christian morals but unwed teenage pregnancy.  She might be a sneaky 5 maga idiot seed.

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« Reply #5571 on: February 17, 2022, 11:11:54 AM »
i think Ted Cruz would be that under-seeded 5 seed that like, if he makes it past that 4/5 matchup then he could make a deep run

Ted made the mistake of condemning insurrectionists and calling them as such.   That's got to be the equivalent of losing to a non-ranked team by 20.

yes but he is BITB when it comes to finding innovative ways to step on his own broiled doink, an absolute MAGA staple. Ted is this year's Memphis.

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« Reply #5572 on: February 17, 2022, 11:15:45 AM »
i think Ted Cruz would be that under-seeded 5 seed that like, if he makes it past that 4/5 matchup then he could make a deep run

Ted made the mistake of condemning insurrectionists and calling them as such.   That's got to be the equivalent of losing to a non-ranked team by 20.

yes but he is BITB when it comes to finding innovative ways to step on his own broiled doink, an absolute MAGA staple. Ted is this year's Memphis.

Decent point, that's like a team that is very streaky from 3 but has a dominant center and when it gets late in the game he can revert to self-owning his losery face to close out a maga won't bang down low in the self owning paint

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« Reply #5573 on: February 17, 2022, 11:18:38 AM »
i think Ted Cruz would be that under-seeded 5 seed that like, if he makes it past that 4/5 matchup then he could make a deep run

Ted made the mistake of condemning insurrectionists and calling them as such.   That's got to be the equivalent of losing to a non-ranked team by 20.

yes but he is BITB when it comes to finding innovative ways to step on his own broiled doink, an absolute MAGA staple. Ted is this year's Memphis.
Ted is a broken man since getting teabagged by Tucker:



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« Reply #5574 on: February 17, 2022, 11:34:22 AM »
Yeah, no scenario where Ted beats Tucker head to head.