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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2725 on: August 20, 2020, 01:55:39 PM »
uber but for motorcycles and you ride on the back with a beefy MAGA dentist guy

Vietnam has uber scooters your ride bitch on.  Concept proven!

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« Reply #2726 on: August 20, 2020, 01:57:53 PM »
my pillow but it's my entire rough ridin' bed and also living room furniture.

The furniture is 100% certified non-child-trafficking.

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« Reply #2727 on: August 20, 2020, 02:00:26 PM »
Common-use gates that we call something else so that our constituency doesn't have to say gates.

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« Reply #2728 on: August 20, 2020, 02:02:04 PM »
for a medium/large fee we will do exhaustive research and confirm that your business is child trafficking free and you get a badass stamp of approval you can put on your stuff (american flag with a pacifier on it).

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« Reply #2729 on: August 20, 2020, 02:04:46 PM »
we just up and start a rough ridin' church of some sort? no taxes

Tell people that their tithes ensure that liberals go to hell.

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« Reply #2730 on: August 20, 2020, 02:06:56 PM »
The church would have a giant stained glass window of Laura Loomer.

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“Lois Frankel doesn’t know it yet, but she is going to get Laura Loomered,” Stone told the crowd, calling Loomer the “Joan of Arc of the conservative movement.”

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« Reply #2731 on: August 20, 2020, 02:16:49 PM »
Like an ultrasonic beeper sized device built into a MAGA hat that repels minorities. We’d have to make it have a little red light to show it has power and is “working”.


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« Reply #2732 on: August 20, 2020, 02:21:50 PM »
I'm so mad we didn't get in on grifting.

geez, it is a huge shame.

We need to prioritize it post-election, with a grift tailored to whatever the results were.

Yep, that's why I love me some gE.  Where else can a guy get in on a couple of lawyers talking about getting in on grifting MAGAs'.
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« Reply #2733 on: August 20, 2020, 02:26:52 PM »
an app that makes you think that Facebook didn't take down the nut job conspiracy theory you posted about lizard people or Bill Gates wants to chip you.

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« Reply #2734 on: August 20, 2020, 02:34:59 PM »
Huge bottles of HCQ (just salt tablets) that’s says “now with extra zinc and vitamin D!”

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« Reply #2735 on: August 20, 2020, 02:50:42 PM »
Where Bannon/Lapierre/church guy went wrong is taking the maga $$ and doing nothing except spending it on jets and blow.  They took advantage of magas being super scared of world and offered to sell some security.  We need to have an actual product that appeals to their tacky as hell sense of taste.

Trumpy Bear needs family members, also a bike club would be nice.  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :kstategrad:
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« Reply #2736 on: August 20, 2020, 02:54:12 PM »
uber but for motorcycles and you ride on the back with a beefy MAGA dentist guy

Booby Petrino is not far away now...

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« Reply #2737 on: August 20, 2020, 02:56:27 PM »
Certified for real legit Curt Schilling bloody socks.

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« Reply #2738 on: August 20, 2020, 03:03:55 PM »
my pillow but it's my entire rough ridin' bed and also living room furniture.

The furniture is 100% certified non-child-trafficking.

Leave out any mention of child production thou.
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« Reply #2739 on: August 20, 2020, 03:05:57 PM »
we just up and start a rough ridin' church of some sort? no taxes

Tell people that their tithes ensure that liberals go to hell.

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« Reply #2740 on: August 20, 2020, 03:08:40 PM »
Like an ultrasonic beeper sized device built into a MAGA hat that repels minorities. We’d have to make it have a little red light to show it has power and is “working”.


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« Reply #2741 on: August 20, 2020, 03:11:18 PM »
Certified for real legit Curt Schilling bloody socks.

I feel that there must be some way to incorporate Aubrey Huff.

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« Reply #2742 on: August 20, 2020, 03:13:22 PM »
uber but for motorcycles and you ride on the back with a beefy MAGA dentist guy

Booby Petrino is not far away now...

He could be the official Arkansas and Kentucky Uber Motorcycles for beefy MAGAs'.
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« Reply #2743 on: August 20, 2020, 03:16:56 PM »
Certified for real legit Curt Schilling bloody socks.

I feel that there must be some way to incorporate Aubrey Huff.

Temporary goatees.

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« Reply #2744 on: August 20, 2020, 03:18:01 PM »
password protection so your wife cannot delete your facebook posts when you are roasting the libs

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« Reply #2745 on: August 20, 2020, 03:30:35 PM »
maga baby slings made out of the sd thin blue line flag.

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« Reply #2746 on: August 20, 2020, 04:05:58 PM »
Trump boat parade toy boats.

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« Reply #2747 on: August 20, 2020, 04:07:04 PM »
You pay us and we’ll have someone create a fake Facebook page of your child(ren) and interact with you on there like they haven’t cut off contact with you.


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« Reply #2748 on: August 20, 2020, 04:10:40 PM »
Honestly, I'm having work done on my house so I decided it might be a good idea to put TB back in his box.

Like a little TB bunker (sold separately) to keep him safe when he’s scared?
No the cardboard box Qat Qid shipped him to me in.


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« Reply #2749 on: August 20, 2020, 04:15:45 PM »
Honestly, I'm having work done on my house so I decided it might be a good idea to put TB back in his box.

Like a little TB bunker (sold separately) to keep him safe when he’s scared?
No the cardboard box Qat Qid shipped him to me in.

love Qat Qid.  dude is great