Author Topic: MEGA MAGA (Read 464697 times)

DQ12 · « **Reply #2700 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:49:17 PM »

My Trumpy Bear is sitting on my mantle.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2701 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:52:36 PM »

My TB never leaves the handle bars of my hog. Take that antifa

DQ12 · « **Reply #2702 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:00:01 PM »

Honestly, I'm having work done on my house so I decided it might be a good idea to put TB back in his box.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2703 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:06:44 PM »

Quote from: DQ12 on August 20, 2020, 01:00:01 PM

Honestly, I'm having work done on my house so I decided it might be a good idea to put TB back in his box.

Like a little TB bunker (sold separately) to keep him safe when he’s scared?

Trim · « **Reply #2704 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:19:26 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 20, 2020, 12:48:57 PM

Quote from: Trim on August 20, 2020, 12:18:50 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 20, 2020, 12:07:20 PM
Quote from: Trim on August 20, 2020, 12:05:46 PM
I'm so mad we didn't get in on grifting.

geez, it is a huge shame.

We need to prioritize it post-election, with a grift tailored to whatever the results were.

will we get a group as collectively gullible/griftable as the magas?

We will still exclusively grift magas. If trump wins, they will need to give us money to fortify keeping america great by seeing to it that trump gets more terms or that the trump train can keep choo-choo'n past 2024. If trump loses, they will need to give us money to reverse the progfascistlib coup that was the election.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2705 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:21:41 PM »

Premium membership to goMAGA.com includes daily rants from resident megaMAGA sonofdaxjones.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2706 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:24:12 PM »

Where Bannon/Lapierre/church guy went wrong is taking the maga $$ and doing nothing except spending it on jets and blow. They took advantage of magas being super scared of world and offered to sell some security. We need to have an actual product that appeals to their tacky as hell sense of taste.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2707 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:25:29 PM »

Antifa insurance

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2708 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:27:23 PM »

Like when antifa storms your house and confiscates your property, you file a claim

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #2709 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:28:29 PM »

Nothing says we're not afraid of the world like having a meltdown anytime a president talks about ending wars and bringing troops home.

Nothing says we fear the world like advocates for perpetual war.

steve dave · « **Reply #2710 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:29:02 PM »

Like an ultrasonic beeper sized device built into a MAGA hat that repels minorities. We’d have to make it have a little red light to show it has power and is “working”.

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Trim · « **Reply #2711 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:32:49 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 20, 2020, 01:24:12 PM

Where Bannon/Lapierre/church guy went wrong is taking the maga $$ and doing nothing except spending it on jets and blow. They took advantage of magas being super scared of world and offered to sell some security. We need to have an actual product that appeals to their tacky as hell sense of taste.

Premium message board for right-minded people that includes an annual irl convention.

steve dave · « **Reply #2712 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:37:41 PM »

gambling site where you can bet spracne that bill gates is going to be indicted for pedophilia this week.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2713 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:42:08 PM »

trumpy bear bunker/bible security set.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #2714 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:43:11 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 20, 2020, 11:43:10 AM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 20, 2020, 11:22:14 AM
Not grifting maga idiots almost seems like a crime.

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/1296442296968380418

MAGA got everything they wanted from the trump presidency. He's built part of a wall, he removed any existing path to citizenship for Mexicans and Central Americans, the war on multiculturalism is mainstream, neonazi rhetoric has been embraced and has a seat at the table, the president of the united states banned muslims from the country and kicked others out, called Caribbean and African countries "shithole countries," etcetera etcetera etcetera.

They absolutely would have paid for all of this if given the opportunity four years ago. Most of them are poor already, but hating brown people are much more important than saving for their kids to have some money for college.

Trim · « **Reply #2715 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:43:40 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 20, 2020, 01:37:41 PM

gambling site where you can bet spracne that bill gates is going to be indicted for pedophilia this week.

I could main administrate this!

steve dave · « **Reply #2716 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:45:03 PM »

a country club membership that Mexico has to pay for. handling fees and closing costs: $8,500 a year.

Trim · « **Reply #2717 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 20, 2020, 01:42:08 PM

trumpy bear bunker/bible security set.

Trump golf club head covers. And then other merchandise featuring the image of the Trump golf club head cover.

steve dave · « **Reply #2718 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:47:37 PM »

we make thin blue line american flags but EVERY line is blue

steve dave · « **Reply #2719 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:50:27 PM »

we just up and start a rough ridin' church of some sort? no taxes

Trim · « **Reply #2720 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:50:43 PM »

Once I'm a popular speaker at the qoEMAGA conventions, I will sell branded truck nut(s).

steve dave · « **Reply #2721 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:51:42 PM »

we do, like, Sturgis but for regular cars and pickups and RVs. motorcycles also encouraged but that's not our main thing.

steve dave · « **Reply #2722 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:52:20 PM »

uber but for motorcycles and you ride on the back with a beefy MAGA dentist guy

steve dave · « **Reply #2723 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:52:50 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 20, 2020, 01:51:42 PM

we do, like, Sturgis but for regular cars and pickups and RVs. motorcycles also encouraged but that's not our main thing.

cranking this up a notch this is actually a church too. no taxes.

steve dave · « **Reply #2724 on:** August 20, 2020, 01:55:15 PM »

my pillow but it's my entire rough ridin' bed and also living room furniture.