Also, will certainly make fun of people but really loves jesus and believes when he comes she will be like first in line because she is such an amazing christian.
This is perfect for when it's vaccine time. There should be 2 lines - 1 for vaccine and 1 for jesus, and everyone has to pick which line they'll exclusively stand in.
The process will likely be:
1. No way no vaccine! it doesn't work, it is government control and Bill Gates, Jesus will protect me;
Businesses and events they want to go to require vaccines...
2. I still believe they are still fake but Jesus has spoke to me to love my neighbor and the vaccine people are being aggressive and sinful but I will turn the other cheek and take the vaccine (so I can go to walmart and get vape juice). I am a true christian and through his name in god we trust i am his child and you are all not as pious as me.