1. OSU - Us but in orange
2. ISU - Lovable losers
3. Texas - pays the bill
4. Tech - Not as smart as UT, but a hell of a lot more fun
5. WVU - Can be fun
6. TCU - meh
7. OU - Does anyone actually go to this school, or just buy shirts at Wall-Mart?
8. KU - Their entire self worth is based upon basketball
9. Baylor - Shouldn't be in this conference... or allowed to exist