Got yelled at for placing my iguana in the plane's overhead bin. I told the shrieking animal rights activist that he likes it dark and quiet
I just invented the fried fig sandwich, what have you done today?
Nothing more fun than making people sweat with a subpoena. Life is good and so was breakfast.
Too typecast with the pirate stuff. Time for a new passion: turn of the century polar exploration. Fascinating stuff- lives lost for science