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I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« on: May 28, 2010, 08:31:22 AM »
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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 08:32:24 AM »
i like southwest :shy:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 08:34:15 AM »
I think I'm gonna hang out by the Delta gates and act all  :gocho: before pretending I have to take a leak and sneaking into the SW cattle line

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 08:37:24 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2010, 08:42:39 AM »
this is the f*cking stupidest thread in history.  (although 42 is rescuing)

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2010, 08:48:41 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

And they occasionally rap/rhyme the safety instructions.

However, we fly Delta and United exclusively these days.   :gocho:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2010, 08:52:06 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

Hate to get all EMADAGy on you, but I love some regional jets.  E-170s or E-190s>>>>>>737-700s 

 :driving: <------ except piloting
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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2010, 09:01:02 AM »
Flying American in three weeks. MCI-DFW-OGG

3 hour layover in DFW :gocho:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2010, 09:03:24 AM »
Flying American in three weeks. MCI-DFW-OGG

3 hour layover in DFW :gocho:

Did that exact flight last year.  Pretty elite route.
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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2010, 09:03:55 AM »
Southwest has improved quite a bit.  Biggest annoyance is the other passengers, but at least you get to choose who you sit by.

Back in the day they would just say "A GROUP GET IN LINE" and then rough ridin' everyone would get in line.  Now they make you line up by number, which is much nicer.  
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2010, 09:07:59 AM »
Flying American in three weeks. MCI-DFW-OGG

3 hour layover in DFW :gocho:

Did that exact flight last year.  Pretty elite route.

iknowrite? can't wait :excited:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2010, 09:10:10 AM »
michigancat:  Hey! You can check your bags for free!

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2010, 09:15:26 AM »
michigancat:  Hey! You can check your bags for free!

Has anyone ever flown Southwest and had a layover?  :confused:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2010, 09:16:31 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

Hate to get all EMADAGy on you, but I love some regional jets.  E-170s or E-190s>>>>>>737-700s  

 :driving: <------ except piloting


you should watch this-
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/flyingcheap/?utm_campaign=homepage&utm_medium=proglist&utm_source=proglist


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i think southwest is ok.


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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2010, 09:21:22 AM »
yeah, SD is usually right-on about stuff, but he's way off the mark on this one.  Southwest is by far the elite airline provider.

By far.

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2010, 09:29:55 AM »
yeah, SD is usually right-on about stuff, but he's way off the mark on this one.  Southwest is by far the elite airline provider.

By far.

give me assigned seats, layovers and paying for my 50 lb check in bag any day of the week.  :AA:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2010, 10:47:16 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

Hate to get all EMADAGy on you, but I love some regional jets.  E-170s or E-190s>>>>>>737-700s 

 :driving: <------ except piloting

I'm 6'4". I got stuck on a regional jet from San Antonio to Detroit last month...that's basically Mexico to Canada. After I got off the flight, I wanted to go into a murderous Godzilla-esque rampage but I realized, hey, it was Detroit, somebody had already done it :runaway:

Regional jets = the opposite of elite. Plus, bags don't fly free on them :frown:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2010, 10:55:23 AM »
SW doesn't stick you on regional jets :cheers:

Hate to get all EMADAGy on you, but I love some regional jets.  E-170s or E-190s>>>>>>737-700s 

 :driving: <------ except piloting

I'm 6'4". I got stuck on a regional jet from San Antonio to Detroit last month...that's basically Mexico to Canada. After I got off the flight, I wanted to go into a murderous Godzilla-esque rampage but I realized, hey, it was Detroit, somebody had already done it :runaway:

^ This

Also, 

had this guy once. He alone destroys all other airlines.

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2010, 10:55:52 AM »
Plus, bags don't fly free on them :frown:

No offense to people who suck at flying (and thus, at life) but anyone who checks a bag for anything less than a 2 week trip shouldn't be discussing flying, airports or travel in general.  

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2010, 11:28:05 AM »
Plus, bags don't fly free on them :frown:

No offense to people who suck at flying (and thus, at life) but anyone who checks a bag for anything less than a 2 week trip shouldn't be discussing flying, airports or travel in general. 

Sorry to ice your post here bro, but I often end up going north to Wisconsin for a week or a 10-day stint in the dead of winter because of family obligations. Because of my elite tallness, the trip requires not only some t-shirts and boxers but some bulky-ass sweatshirts, sweaters, and jeans (and we're talking like 2-3 of each at the very least because I'm not wearing the same crap every day). Oh, and don't forget my winter coat that is the size of Rhode Island but warm as hell. I'm not taking that damn thing on the plane with me, and the coat alone won't fit into a carry-on.

Hate to say it steve, but you = LTTWSLTACIQ (low traveling to what seems like the Arctic Circle IQ). I totally agree with your point if you're going to some crappy-ass state like Texas or something :lol:
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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2010, 11:31:51 AM »
42, Maybe you can start a non-elite-travelers thread with ideas about how best to shove your clothes into a huge pile in your bag and how you like to bring a full size shampoo bottle everywhere you go  :dunno: 

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2010, 11:35:17 AM »
42, Maybe you can start a non-elite-travelers thread with ideas about how best to shove your clothes into a huge pile in your bag and how you like to bring a full size shampoo bottle everywhere you go  :dunno: 

I USE THE TRAVEL BOTTLE AND FOLD EVERYTHING METICULOUSLY :angry:

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2010, 11:36:20 AM »
42, Maybe you can start a non-elite-travelers thread with ideas about how best to shove your clothes into a huge pile in your bag and how you like to bring a full size shampoo bottle everywhere you go  :dunno: 

I USE THE TRAVEL BOTTLE AND FOLD EVERYTHING METICULOUSLY :angry:

High Travel IQ Tip Of The Day By HTIQ Poster steve dave:

don't fold, roll  ;)

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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2010, 11:36:33 AM »
42, Maybe you can start a non-elite-travelers thread with ideas about how best to shove your clothes into a huge pile in your bag and how you like to bring a full size shampoo bottle everywhere you go  :dunno: 

I USE THE TRAVEL BOTTLE AND FOLD EVERYTHING METICULOUSLY :angry:

 :nono: don't fold, roll.
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Re: I have to fly Southwest tomorrow
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2010, 11:37:09 AM »
42, Maybe you can start a non-elite-travelers thread with ideas about how best to shove your clothes into a huge pile in your bag and how you like to bring a full size shampoo bottle everywhere you go  :dunno: 

I USE THE TRAVEL BOTTLE AND FOLD EVERYTHING METICULOUSLY :angry:

High Travel IQ Tip Of The Day By HTIQ Poster steve dave:

don't fold, roll  ;)

SD   :love: :love: :love:
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