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Re: welp....this is gonna be lol
« Reply #100 on: September 22, 2018, 05:13:33 PM »
Snyder is ruining his legacy

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Re: welp....this is gonna be lol
« Reply #101 on: September 22, 2018, 05:15:04 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
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Re: welp....this is gonna be lol
« Reply #102 on: September 22, 2018, 05:17:00 PM »
We could have Chip Kelly and Urban Meyer himself calling plays for us and the score would be about the same.

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« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2018, 05:18:44 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?
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Re: welp....this is gonna be lol
« Reply #104 on: September 22, 2018, 05:19:32 PM »
MVP this year will be the kicker!

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« Reply #105 on: September 22, 2018, 05:20:53 PM »
MVP this year will be the kicker!

He’s being coached by Sean, our savior!

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« Reply #106 on: September 22, 2018, 05:23:21 PM »
A lot of coaching happens outside of play calling, and I have no doubt our coordinators are doing a very bad job of that too.

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« Reply #107 on: September 22, 2018, 05:23:49 PM »
Alabama could run the same exact same offensive play sequences as we called and would be beating WVU by 20+.

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Re: welp....this is gonna be lol
« Reply #108 on: September 22, 2018, 05:24:08 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
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« Reply #109 on: September 22, 2018, 05:25:51 PM »
Alabama could run the same exact same offensive play sequences as we called and would be beating WVU by 20+.

And there we have the LOL

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« Reply #110 on: September 22, 2018, 05:26:43 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
They may or may not be good (all signs point to them being mediocre LHC Bill Snyder clones), but they're not the reason we're losing by 30.

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« Reply #111 on: September 22, 2018, 05:28:33 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
You've quoted me agreeing with that ya dipshit
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« Reply #112 on: September 22, 2018, 05:32:08 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
They may or may not be good (all signs point to them being mediocre LHC Bill Snyder clones), but they're not the reason we're losing by 30.

Dimel had the same talent last year, and no one believes he was anything other than mediocre. If the coaches change and the players stay the same, then it's pretty easy to figure out why the offense looks worse.
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« Reply #113 on: September 22, 2018, 05:34:14 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
You've quoted me agreeing with that ya dipshit

So you're really going to pretend your post wasn't shitty sarcasm, or that I ever said the players were talented? That's a weird thing to do, but okay.
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« Reply #115 on: September 22, 2018, 05:50:15 PM »
Maybe Delton can win the starting job back at least.
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« Reply #116 on: September 22, 2018, 05:52:55 PM »
Holgorsen could have put up 70 on us if he had wanted to.
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« Reply #117 on: September 22, 2018, 05:58:28 PM »
We've always been a little short on talent but I can't remember a team looking less explosive on both sides of the ball in years.

This is basically the same offense from last year, and they weren't close to this bad. Why are we pretending it's just a lack of talent?
Oh coaches are part of it for sure. I didn't have a giant boner for this offense last year FWIW either. I did think they would take a nice step forward, which clearly hasn't happened.

They've taken two steps back. Unless there is a miraculous turnaround, Coleman and Klein need to go back to position coaches.
You've convinced me, they're a very talented group.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I mean, Coleman is so obviously a coaching God, too.
Do people talk slower to you than they do others?

It's okay to admit that Coleman and Klein aren't good offensive coaches. It doesn't make you a bad person.
You've quoted me agreeing with that ya dipshit

So you're really going to pretend your post wasn't shitty sarcasm, or that I ever said the players were talented? That's a weird thing to do, but okay.
You're incredibly dense, bro. No it wasn't sarcasm, the coaches are a problem too. But the offense wasn't juggernaut of talent last year either.
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« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2018, 06:04:21 PM »
I think BOTH our coaching and recruiting sucks.


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« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2018, 06:05:21 PM »
I mean the OL was ok last year and should have been somewhat better considering everyone returned but they are clearly worse.

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« Reply #120 on: September 22, 2018, 06:07:48 PM »
I think at least 3 out of 4 fbs coaches would have been able to take over this team in January and have a better team right now than Bill has.

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« Reply #121 on: September 22, 2018, 06:09:18 PM »
I mean the OL was ok last year and should have been somewhat better considering everyone returned but they are clearly worse.
Other teams just improved a lot more.  We rise at a slope of 1/2, our opponents at a slope of 2.  That's one aspect of  talent that I think gets way overlooked.

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« Reply #122 on: September 22, 2018, 06:18:33 PM »


I mean the OL was ok last year and should have been somewhat better considering everyone returned but they are clearly worse.
Other teams just improved a lot more.  We rise at a slope of 1/2, our opponents at a slope of 2.  That's one aspect of  talent that I think gets way overlooked.

Yeah that is a factor but this OL looks worse than any in recent memory and I don't think that is all attributable to poor talent.

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« Reply #123 on: September 22, 2018, 06:19:20 PM »


I mean the OL was ok last year and should have been somewhat better considering everyone returned but they are clearly worse.
Other teams just improved a lot more.  We rise at a slope of 1/2, our opponents at a slope of 2.  That's one aspect of  talent that I think gets way overlooked.

Yeah that is a factor but this OL looks worse than any in recent memory and I don't think that is all attributable to poor talent.
Like, other coaches add new wrinkles and adjust at higher rates each year, too.

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« Reply #124 on: September 22, 2018, 06:22:58 PM »


I mean the OL was ok last year and should have been somewhat better considering everyone returned but they are clearly worse.
Other teams just improved a lot more.  We rise at a slope of 1/2, our opponents at a slope of 2.  That's one aspect of  talent that I think gets way overlooked.

Yeah that is a factor but this OL looks worse than any in recent memory and I don't think that is all attributable to poor talent.
Like, other coaches add new wrinkles and adjust at higher rates each year, too.
Sure but I don't think any wrinkles would have mattered.