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Offline Dugout DickStone

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New criminal U: Mississippi State
« on: August 29, 2018, 02:14:49 PM »
I am worried they are so dirty they will sully our rep.  Is it too late to throw some money at these derelicts and have them not come to town?

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/mississippi-state-star-quarterback-nick-fitzgerald-suspended-for-season-opener/



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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2018, 02:19:14 PM »
Build a wall.  Make them pay for it, obvs.
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2018, 02:20:07 PM »
Unsurprisingly, they want to make sure he can start against the cats in their biggest game of the year.
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2018, 02:45:48 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on August 29, 2018, 02:20:07 PM
Unsurprisingly, they want to make sure he can start against the cats in their biggest game of the year century.

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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2018, 03:07:35 PM »
Anyone know what those "violations of team rules" were?  If they're anything like KU, that could be anything from raping a runaway teenage girl to leaving dirty socks in the locker room.   :dunno:  One would normally look for law enforcement involvement if it's serious, but my guess is that Mississippi State football players don't have much contact with law enforcement, even when there should be.
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2018, 03:12:23 PM »
Name: Michael Story Team: Mississippi State University (College Football) Charge: Aggravated Cruelty to a Dog Story: Mississippi State University offensive lineman Michael Story was arrested on Saturday (August 18, 2018) in Starkville, Mississippi.


I mean cruelty to a dog?  wtf are wrong with these heathens?  :shakesfist:
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2018, 03:12:53 PM »
I heard he's a massive alcoholic, so he probably got a DUI.
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2018, 03:17:15 PM »
Aggravated cruelty...he had a weapon.  :shakesfist:
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Re: New criminal U: Mississippi State
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2018, 03:34:09 PM »
Quote from: deputy dawg on August 29, 2018, 03:07:35 PM
Anyone know what those "violations of team rules" were?  If they're anything like KU, that could be anything from raping a runaway teenage girl to leaving dirty socks in the locker room.   :dunno:  One would normally look for law enforcement involvement if it's serious, but my guess is that Mississippi State football players don't have much contact with law enforcement, even when there should be.

Pretty minor ooffenss, dirty laundry and rape, it's not like he bought a discount suit at Dillards or something.
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