The Catholics. My goodness. Deviant Priests

[steve dave]

lmao. this is the kind of logic that eventually leads us to the current rules and regs of heaven.

Obviously, angels can’t have sex anyway because they were created by God and they are eternal; therefore, they have no need to have children.

[star seed 7]

Yeah, I was going to bold that part but lazy

[steve dave]

you see, it just wouldn't make a lick of sense if you still do anal in heaven. follow my logic here, in Mark chapter 2....

[catastrophe]

So then I expanded that to a lot of other harmless sins and I got to thinking about how lame it would be to have to spend eternity in some place that you can't have any fun. I googled it and apparently it's impossible to sin in heaven - boring.

That’s like being bummed you can’t go to your fourth cousin’s baby shower because it’s the same day you’re scheduled to get married / receive a Nobel prize / go to space / etc.

Yeah you’re gonna miss it, but like are you really gonna MISS it?

[steve dave]

lmao. this is the kind of logic that eventually leads us to the current rules and regs of heaven.

Obviously, angels can’t have sex anyway because they were created by God and they are eternal; therefore, they have no need to have children.

this was actually almost tested in sodom and gomorra. now we'll never know.

[Dugout DickStone]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

[Dugout DickStone]

Also, what if you get tired of going to space one day and just do it?  A bone ban?

[star seed 7]

Total cockblock

[chum1]

Just look at how much cockblocking religion does God's behalf here on Earth. Of course, God himself will do WAY more cockblocking in his own house.

[star seed 7]

But is it really a cockblock if eternal glory inceptions your mind to not even want to bone down any more?

[steve dave]

But is it really a cockblock if eternal glory inceptions your mind to not even want to bone down any more?

yeah, I think the accepted terms and conditions are that you are basically neutered and don't even want to. but there is something even better. like you'll be in church 24/7/365 but it actually rules.

[star seed 7]

Seems like a fantastic opportunity for incels

[catastrophe]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just don’t get the analogy.

[CHONGS]

You need to check with Pastor Rhe Holner.  According to him, you are all very very wrong.

[8manpick]

Wait, so what happens with the 72 virgins I was promised? They just stay virgins? What's the point?

[steve dave]

Wait, so what happens with the 72 virgins I was promised? They just stay virgins? What's the point?

there are more exotic forms of sex in heaven. follow my logic here, in Deuteronomy chapter 13 verse 4 it clearly....

[Dugout DickStone]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just don’t get the analogy.

I get the concept that the bliss will be non-stop and continuous and sex will not even be able to penetrate the bliss but in my example, life long spouses, not being able to be intimate because you, yourself are so blissed out seems to be pretty selfish.

And what is the line?  Hand holding?  Kissing?  petting?

[steve dave]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just don’t get the analogy.

I get the concept that the bliss will be non-stop and continuous and sex will not even be able to penetrate the bliss but in my example, life long spouses, not being able to be intimate because you, yourself are so blissed out seems to be pretty selfish.

And what is the line?  Hand holding?  Kissing?  petting?

you know that crazy girl from HS who was saving herself for marriage by like going completely bonkers on the handys and blowys and always saying she's a virgin? well, we may have some insight into how this loophole applies even in heaven, follow me here. in Ecclesiastes chapter 4 verse 1......

[catastrophe]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just don’t get the analogy.

I get the concept that the bliss will be non-stop and continuous and sex will not even be able to penetrate the bliss but in my example, life long spouses, not being able to be intimate because you, yourself are so blissed out seems to be pretty selfish.

And what is the line?  Hand holding?  Kissing?  petting?

Obviously it’s all philosophical at this point, but you’re still looking at it from the wrong angle. Most Christian groups’ concept of heaven is more like the cave analogy in Plato’s Republic. Everything good we have here including intimacy with other human beings is just a shadow of what happiness and joy actually looks like. They feel like the highest forms of enjoyment right now but that’s only because we can’t comprehend anything better (like a dude chained up in a cave his entire life watching shadows of objects on a wall in front of him and thinking those are the same as the objects themselves).

[DaBigTrain]

Legit IRL lol’d several times at the follow my logic here posts SD

[Dugout DickStone]

Heaven sounds like lots of forced choices and no intimacy.  Like, your spouse dies and you promise to see her in heaven but you live another 10 years.  You die then see her in heaven is god like “look but don’t touch”!

Lots of people would pick intimacy with a long lost spouse over going to space.  That’s stupid ah

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just don’t get the analogy.

I get the concept that the bliss will be non-stop and continuous and sex will not even be able to penetrate the bliss but in my example, life long spouses, not being able to be intimate because you, yourself are so blissed out seems to be pretty selfish.

And what is the line?  Hand holding?  Kissing?  petting?

Obviously it’s all philosophical at this point, but you’re still looking at it from the wrong angle. Most Christian groups’ concept of heaven is more like the cave analogy in Plato’s Republic. Everything good we have here including intimacy with other human beings is just a shadow of what happiness and joy actually looks like. They feel like the highest forms of enjoyment right now but that’s only because we can’t comprehend anything better (like a dude chained up in a cave his entire life watching shadows of objects on a wall in front of him and thinking those are the same as the objects themselves).

So why would you in real life have a wife or children?

[IPA4Me]

Better get your freak sex in now I say. Can't take a chance like that.

[catastrophe]

So why would you in real life have a wife or children?

Same reason I do most things. It makes me happy. I certainly don’t think everyone needs to have a family.

It’s pretty human to crave intimacy, purpose, fulfillment, etc. in addition to the basic stuff like food and water. That doesn’t mean you’ll crave those same things in the afterlife, although you can believe (like I do) that they stem from more fundamental needs that can only be fully satisfied in a place like heaven.

[DaBigTrain]

I certainly don’t think everyone needs to have a family.

How dare you

[Phil Titola]

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