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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2018, 01:39:15 PM »
Pretty great, bud! She's got extreme baby fever and i'm not gonna lie, it's weird. Not to get all  :fatty: but I've tried so hard my whole life not to get someone pregnant, that trying to do so feels weird. I'm not ready yet, so i'm kinda staying away these days, but that's not nice of me either.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2018, 01:40:27 PM »
have you discussed names?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2018, 01:42:46 PM »
Breck is a big one. Because we got married there. She wanted to name gator sol because we met there. She's got a whole list of them.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2018, 01:44:36 PM »
Breck is going to land you straight in the white people name thread

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2018, 01:47:39 PM »
 :lol:

Speaking of, who names their freaking kid Heath? People who hate their kids?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2018, 01:47:46 PM »
WC in your time as a married man, what's been the most difficult adjustment?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2018, 01:54:21 PM »
Feeling like I have to go to every freaking family function on earth. I know I married into a big family, but it can be over whelming at times. She's a planner and I like to be spontaneous. Those two types of ppl can butt heads a lot. I hate having to feel on 24/7/365. For some reason I tried to play naive and thought it would calm down over time. It definitely has not.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2018, 02:01:37 PM »
Wacky: If you could change just one thing about your spouse, what would it be?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2018, 02:03:56 PM »
Oh man, someone trying to get me in trouble? I wish she'd freak out less over little things.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2018, 02:04:50 PM »
Oh man, someone trying to get me in trouble? I wish she'd freak out less over little things.
Do you think they're little things in her eyes?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2018, 02:08:15 PM »
Feeling like I have to go to every freaking family function on earth. I know I married into a big family, but it can be over whelming at times. She's a planner and I like to be spontaneous. Those two types of ppl can butt heads a lot. I hate having to feel on 24/7/365. For some reason I tried to play naive and thought it would calm down over time. It definitely has not.
almost every guy loses the family calendar to his wife and that is why you need to get a beer league softball, kickball, season tickets to the cats/royals/chiefs or whatever so something else is on the calendar and you have the built in excuse to miss out on a few things

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2018, 02:10:06 PM »
Oh man, someone trying to get me in trouble? I wish she'd freak out less over little things.
Do you think they're little things in her eyes?

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No. They should be in mind however. Being the only girl out of 5 brothers, she knows how to fight with her words and I don't like it.  :frown:

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2018, 02:12:01 PM »
Feeling like I have to go to every freaking family function on earth. I know I married into a big family, but it can be over whelming at times. She's a planner and I like to be spontaneous. Those two types of ppl can butt heads a lot. I hate having to feel on 24/7/365. For some reason I tried to play naive and thought it would calm down over time. It definitely has not.
almost every guy loses the family calendar to his wife and that is why you need to get a beer league softball, kickball, season tickets to the cats/royals/chiefs or whatever so something else is on the calendar and you have the built in excuse to miss out on a few things
:thumbs: Yup. That's why I've been traveling a lot more lately with my points too. I'm going to be a sub for softball and kickball this year as well. Just sucks the leagues are so far away now or else I would have stayed on FT.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2018, 02:13:02 PM »
Pretty great, bud! She's got extreme baby fever and i'm not gonna lie, it's weird. Not to get all  :fatty: but I've tried so hard my whole life not to get someone pregnant, that trying to do so feels weird. I'm not ready yet, so i'm kinda staying away these days, but that's not nice of me either.
Get on that male birth control and just enjoy the raw dogging for the next few years!

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2018, 02:51:38 PM »
Pretty great, bud! She's got extreme baby fever and i'm not gonna lie, it's weird. Not to get all  :fatty: but I've tried so hard my whole life not to get someone pregnant, that trying to do so feels weird. I'm not ready yet, so i'm kinda staying away these days, but that's not nice of me either.
Get on that male birth control and just enjoy the raw dogging for the next few years!

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2018, 03:49:53 PM »
Feeling like I have to go to every freaking family function on earth. I know I married into a big family, but it can be over whelming at times. She's a planner and I like to be spontaneous. Those two types of ppl can butt heads a lot. I hate having to feel on 24/7/365. For some reason I tried to play naive and thought it would calm down over time. It definitely has not.

Do have not have booze at these things?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2018, 04:04:16 PM »
Oh, we do. Trust me, I take advantage. Love that her family likes to party.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2018, 11:40:02 AM »
once you have kids, the family deals will only increase.  t's & p's bro

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2018, 01:11:36 PM »
I know, but the good thing is we have a lot of family that we can pawn the kids off to when we want to get away.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2018, 10:56:43 AM »
I mean, 9 females in a single house, i'll let them have the beds. Probably gonna setup a spy cam to see what really goes down at these things. Mrs. Wacky did try to get me a flight to go see my friend in LA so I could have fun too, but my bud is actually in town this week. I'm just trying to make it more convenient for them. Also, I could use a day off from Gator. He's rough ridin' my hands up.
How is he rough ridin' your hands up?

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2018, 11:00:49 AM »
He plays a lot and he goes for the hands. Obviously I say no and slap his snouzer, but sometimes he still gets in there.

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2018, 11:03:17 AM »



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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2018, 11:21:20 AM »
make sure your homeowners ins knows about that thing because it is going to snap and maul a neighbor kid

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2018, 11:34:07 AM »
why on earth would you want a pet like that

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Re: Wacky gives Marriage Advice
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2018, 11:41:08 AM »
puppies bite, it's normal.  wackycat, slapping his muzzle probably isn't the best way - the dog can interpret that as a type of play, especially a big dog with a high pain threshhold that likes rough play.  if he's very play motivated, just withdraw from playing.  if he's more normal, i've had good luck with catching the muzzle and holding it trapped for long enough that he realizes he doesn't like that.

most pups pretty much grow out of it on their own, but you do want to give consistent negative feedback to help it do so - especially since your dog looks like it might have some pitbull or something like that in it.
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