Author Topic: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread) (Read 447213 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #200 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:09:31 AM »

The white foreign team seems to be big fans of hitting the ball with their heads. Much moreso than the US team. I would never do this. Always kick the ball I say.

steve dave · « **Reply #201 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:10:28 AM »

We are having a tough time getting the ball past half court. Their press is killing us. Denis Clemente would probably be an amazing soccer player.

steve dave · « **Reply #202 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:12:06 AM »

We are going to lose. Their guys get the ball down by our goal much more often than we get it down by their's. I've never heard of this country so I would imagine this is not good news for US soccer.

steve dave · « **Reply #203 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:13:36 AM »

The foreignor guy just did, like, a little jig with the ball to fake out the US player on what he was going to do with it. This was a good trick. I think the US should do this because it made the foreign guy get a goal.

steve dave · « **Reply #204 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:13:58 AM »

Now they are all dancing right in the face of USA. Right in their rough ridin' faces.

steve dave · « **Reply #205 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:15:52 AM »

The favorite move of the USA seems to be to get the ball and boot it as hard as you can all the way down the field and out of bounds. I think this is called "icing" in hockey.

steve dave · « **Reply #206 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:16:41 AM »

Wow, the foreign goalie just flew like Antwon Moore and blocked the hell out of a potential US goal.

steve dave · « **Reply #207 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:19:51 AM »

The US goalie is wearing an OSU football uni

steve dave · « **Reply #208 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:20:17 AM »

THOSE FUCKERS JUST TRIPPED OUR D00D!

steve dave · « **Reply #209 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:21:18 AM »

We are getting the ball down by their goal more now. Probably a sign of good things to come imo.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #210 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:22:45 AM »

Well we know what US SOCCER's glass ceiling is . . . so completely outclassed at this level.

It's like OB's grinding it out on the ground to keep the ball away from the other team. Once we get down near their goal our lack of soccer studs shines through like a set of radio knob nipples with a pitcher of ice water being poured over them.

steve dave · « **Reply #211 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:22:58 AM »

Their guy just faked like he got tripped but in replay he clearly did not. Those cheating fucks almost got another goal out of it too. But for some foreignor totally whiffing on the ball we'd be down a safety.

steve dave · « **Reply #212 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:24:29 AM »

Their guys are good at passing and our guys are not so much. Maybe I was wrong before, maybe hitting the ball with our heads more is a good strategy.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #213 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:24:43 AM »

this does not seem good.

_33 · « **Reply #214 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:25:18 AM »

That ball doesn't look like a soccer ball. A soccer ball is white with black spots. That is a volleyball maybe.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #215 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:26:44 AM »

Is it me, or is our team like a bunch of midgets out there.

steve dave · « **Reply #216 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:28:58 AM »

Quote from: _33 on June 18, 2010, 09:25:18 AM

That ball doesn't look like a soccer ball. A soccer ball is white with black spots. That is a volleyball maybe.

I was wondering if it was my watching it on my phone so I didn't say anything but I think _33 is right here fellas.

steve dave · « **Reply #217 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:29:56 AM »

Our goalie ran all the way to the corner of the field just to boot the ball out of bounds. LOL, I mean, What? What are you doing you dumb goalie!?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #218 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:33:13 AM »

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sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #219 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:37:40 AM »

Okay, well, it looks like we might have a clue right now.

steve dave · « **Reply #220 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:38:30 AM »

That guy you see in all the soccer commercials doesn't even get to kick the ball very much. Guys, I don't think he's our best player.

steve dave · « **Reply #221 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:40:06 AM »

I think our black guy just got T'd up

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #222 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:41:01 AM »

GMAFB.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #223 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:41:14 AM »

Love this announcer, the British guy . . . just called the yellow card one of the stupidest calls he's ever seen.

steve dave · « **Reply #224 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »

We are getting the ball down by their goal a lot lately. We gotta keep taking those shots. Eventually they will start falling. Shooters gotta shoot.

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Author Topic: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread) (Read 447213 times)