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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5850 on: June 21, 2016, 07:53:53 PM »
I have to watch this thing in Spanish. It's one channel lower than the porn channel here in the DR. So Mrs wacky and I have that going for us for awhile. :crossfingers:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5851 on: June 21, 2016, 07:55:17 PM »
Lines moved 100 points in the Yanks way since roster announcement.  #BelieveInWondo

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5852 on: June 21, 2016, 08:03:12 PM »
LFG boys and girls.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5853 on: June 21, 2016, 08:03:45 PM »
No Aguero, no di Maria, Rojo Romero Otamendi all complete garb, Messi and Higuain both firmly placed in Brooks's side pocket. We really will win this.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5854 on: June 21, 2016, 08:09:24 PM »
Oh god

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5855 on: June 21, 2016, 08:09:30 PM »
:lol:
this is going to be brutal

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5856 on: June 21, 2016, 08:10:20 PM »
That's what happens when your team consists of suburban dilettantes who weren't good enough for other sports, but rich enough to play soccer.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5857 on: June 21, 2016, 08:16:12 PM »
Beckerman so far so terrible

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5858 on: June 21, 2016, 08:17:53 PM »
We're rough ridin' terrible. Back to the porn channel.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5859 on: June 21, 2016, 08:22:51 PM »
Oh a promising counter? Lets make two or three backwards sloppy passes...

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5860 on: June 21, 2016, 08:24:08 PM »
How's this for a soccer/porn parody flick? "Bend it in the rectum?" :ROFL:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5861 on: June 21, 2016, 08:29:59 PM »
 :Ugh:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5862 on: June 21, 2016, 08:36:48 PM »
That Wondo tackle on Messi :love:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5863 on: June 21, 2016, 08:38:18 PM »
Hahahaha

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5864 on: June 21, 2016, 08:39:05 PM »
Holy crap

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5865 on: June 21, 2016, 08:39:17 PM »
So hateable

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5866 on: June 21, 2016, 08:42:32 PM »
I mean holy crap

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5867 on: June 21, 2016, 08:43:53 PM »
Welp I'm going to bed. See you guys for the WC in two years.


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« Reply #5868 on: June 21, 2016, 09:10:34 PM »
Welp I'm going to bed. See you guys for the WC in two years.


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Sad fair weather fan right here folks! We still have 3rd to play for! So sad!

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« Reply #5869 on: June 21, 2016, 09:21:24 PM »
Welp I'm going to bed. See you guys for the WC in two years.


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Sad fair weather fan right here folks! We still have 3rd to play for! So sad!
Stop posting on gE while you're on your honeymoon.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5870 on: June 21, 2016, 09:25:33 PM »
So angry. :frown:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5871 on: June 21, 2016, 09:31:01 PM »
FTR Scott, honeymoons aren't 24/7 let's totally remove ourselves from the real world events. It's a lot of sun, booze, fine dining, sex stuff, etc. she's currently sleeping. It's ok.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5872 on: June 21, 2016, 09:31:49 PM »
how are those mara whatever boozes?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5873 on: June 21, 2016, 09:34:02 PM »
how are those mara whatever boozes?
Check the alcohol thread. We got to make our own yesterday pool side. Taste like crap, but definitely makes you feel good. Trying to bring back a few bottles home. Maybe we can meet up. #mamajuana

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5874 on: June 21, 2016, 09:51:24 PM »
That's what happens when your team consists of suburban dilettantes who weren't good enough for other sports, but rich enough to play soccer.

For much of the world it's street ball in a dirt lot.  In the US it's 35 million youth dollar soccer complexes with fake grass and heated playing fields with helicopter parents in ManU or MLS scarfs.