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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5600 on: June 13, 2016, 08:50:31 PM »
Holy crap

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« Reply #5601 on: June 13, 2016, 08:51:16 PM »
I scared mrs mocat with a loud derpy WHOA!! just now

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5602 on: June 13, 2016, 08:52:44 PM »
me too

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« Reply #5603 on: June 13, 2016, 08:53:42 PM »
I threw stuff


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5604 on: June 13, 2016, 08:54:53 PM »
USA-Mexico final written in the stars

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5605 on: June 13, 2016, 08:56:00 PM »
scott must be amazing to watch el tri con

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« Reply #5606 on: June 13, 2016, 09:07:23 PM »
scott must be amazing to watch el tri con
I remember driving home from the K-State collapse vs TCU and had the CONCACAF cup radio stream going. When we gave up the go ahead goal to El Tri I pulled over and screamed so loud, got out of my car and spiked my 3/4 can of Diet Dr. Pepper finished my drive home and then broke a plastic hanger. That legitimately may have been a top 5 sports angry night of my life.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5607 on: June 13, 2016, 09:08:04 PM »
USA-Mexico final written in the stars

I would be willing to sacrifice my cousin to the soccer gods to beat El Tri in a Copa final.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5608 on: June 13, 2016, 09:08:08 PM »
i irl just laughed while reading that

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« Reply #5609 on: June 13, 2016, 09:09:07 PM »
i irl just laughed while reading that
I'm glad you laughed, my blood started to boil just remembering that night.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5610 on: June 13, 2016, 09:15:55 PM »
Sometimes I think I'm going to go to a US v Mexico WCQ at the Azteca and then I think I don't want to die, not because I would be murdered or anything, but because my head/heart would literally explode due to my own anger/blood pressure


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5611 on: June 13, 2016, 09:27:02 PM »
your corpse will end up getting drunk AF

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5612 on: June 13, 2016, 09:35:58 PM »
USA-Mexico final written in the stars

I would be willing to sacrifice my cousin to the soccer gods to beat El Tri in a Copa final.


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I irl loled at this. Great back to back posts, sw on a hat trick

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« Reply #5613 on: June 13, 2016, 09:37:26 PM »
USA-Mexico final written in the stars

I would be willing to sacrifice my cousin to the soccer gods to beat El Tri in a Copa final.


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I irl loled at this. Great back to back posts, sw on a hat trick
Tbh tho I don't like my cousin that much, would sacrifice him for any win vs ElT


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5614 on: June 13, 2016, 09:42:12 PM »
I will go to a WC game sometime before i die

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5615 on: June 13, 2016, 09:45:40 PM »
Uruguay's kit tonight: what is the consensus?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5616 on: June 13, 2016, 09:52:06 PM »
I think they would be good with either the shoulder rectangle things or the tummy stripes, but not both

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5617 on: June 13, 2016, 09:59:46 PM »
I will go to a WC game sometime before i die
Come to the Azteca with me for a qualifier.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5618 on: June 13, 2016, 10:14:49 PM »
I will go to a WC game sometime before i die
Come to the Azteca with me for a qualifier.


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I think i would do that

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5619 on: June 14, 2016, 09:04:28 PM »
I'm so ready for Thursday you guys/gals


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5620 on: June 14, 2016, 09:29:33 PM »
me too, scott

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5621 on: June 14, 2016, 09:29:50 PM »
hope we're keeping nagbe warm

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5622 on: June 14, 2016, 10:22:36 PM »
Guys i don't read this thread very much. What's Jozy doing these days?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5623 on: June 14, 2016, 10:28:28 PM »
What's up with the long delay before games?

What do you mean?
It's like 3-4 days in between games, right? I knew the U.S. won their 2nd game, but did they ever play their 3rd?

The players run 7-9 miles each game, not advisable to continually do that on a couple days rest.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #5624 on: June 14, 2016, 11:42:17 PM »
Guys i don't read this thread very much. What's Jozy doing these days?

out due to hammy (he's at toronto nowadays)