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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3850 on: August 25, 2014, 10:50:21 AM »
Great goal from an American in Austrian Bundesliga:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3851 on: August 25, 2014, 01:15:53 PM »
Just in from .@ussoccer_wnt: Tickets for @CONCACAF Women’s WCQ games in Kansas City go on sale Friday at 10 a.m. CT. Ticketmaster handles.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3852 on: August 25, 2014, 01:18:23 PM »
matchups & times don't come out until sometime in sept, right?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3853 on: August 25, 2014, 01:31:24 PM »
I don't know

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3854 on: August 25, 2014, 02:52:56 PM »
dobber family weekend update:
dobberjr had the first game and it was played on a field that appeared to be a former training ground for the Egyptian bomb defusing squad.
It was a game against the team that jr had just played with as a guest player 2 weeks ago. A great rivalry over the past couple of years. It was a shaky start that saw the Ninjas down 0-2 late in the first before a solid effort from 15 went off a defenders leg who was trying to clear the ball. The result was an own goal that pulled the ninjas to within one.
Early in the second the diablos scored a third and sloppy play by the ninjas appeared to have them doomed. Near the 50th minute (they play 2 30 min halves) one of our new players (we picked some twins in the offseason) scored his first goal as a ninja. It was a real piece of work and had the parents excited for things to come the rest of the year. 4 minutes later, the coach's boy (who is not fat and slow) had the equalizer on a thru ball. Shortly thereafter, dobber jr had his first real opportunity on a charge from the wing. After beating his man he appeared to be going in for a certain goal, but his shot went right at the goalie while the open net to either side taunted dobber jr. In the last minute dobber jr had one more opportunity from the 18. If was headed toward the lower corner but bent left and went right by the pole. The game ended in a sloppy 3-3 tie.

Dobberette's game was late in the afternoon. Ominous clouds hung over the field threatening rain which never came. The Lightning also appeared to not show up for the game and they, too found themselves down 0-2 midway through the first. But then a great and glorious thing happened. As the ball was being kicked around like a sack if potatoes in front of the other teams goal, the goalie thought the ball was going left but it got deflected to the right. Standing there, 4 yards from the goal, was dobberette, and she made slow work of the goal by barely rolling it to ths back of the net!  1-2! Lightning scored! Dobberette scored the first goal for the newly formed team!  She had a couple more opportunities in the next 2 minutes, but her dad has evidently not spent enough time running drills in the back yard because her foot eye coordination leaves a lot to be desired! The Storm (opponent) scored another goal late in the first and it was 1-3 at half. The lightning scored early in the second and then again shortly after that and if was tied at three. With 5 minutes left, the lightning continued to strike and took the lead for the first time. The final nail came with 2 minutes left and the Lightning came away with a 5-3 win. I found out that our head coach is all about winning. I will update with stories if applicable. He is also a Jayhawk. I am one of the assistants. Ette's greatest improvements in this game were her understanding of staying between the ball and the goal on defense and her overall reaction to coaching instructions as the were being communicated. I was very proud of how hard she played.
At the start of her game, ette said, "Coach dobber, Mrsdobber said if I score a goal we'd have ice cream tonight." ( Mrsdobber doesn't understand that you can play an outstanding game of soccer without scoring a goal).
Anyway, after dinner we were scooping out ice cream and toddler dobber said, "can I have some candy in my ice cream?" I told him that we were out of candy, and he said, "dad-gum". We all laughed and I knew I'd share that with my gE buds. I also realized that toddler dobber needs to stop watching Cars movies or he is going to be a redneck.


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Update w/ coach all about winning stories, pls.
Also they're kids, jfc.
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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3855 on: August 25, 2014, 03:33:31 PM »
Lazio interested in Geoff Cameron :Wha:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3856 on: August 25, 2014, 04:54:46 PM »
@fedor. Halftime speech down 1-3: "Who thinks we can't win this game? If you think we can't win this game, then I don't want you on the field!" One girl was confused and held up her hand. Probable 2nd best player...led to some awkwardness for a few seconds.


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« Reply #3857 on: August 25, 2014, 04:57:12 PM »
Angels won 8-0. Dobberjr played one of the middle defenders in the back line of four.


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« Reply #3858 on: August 25, 2014, 04:57:22 PM »
@fedor. Halftime speech down 1-3: "Who thinks we can't win this game? If you think we can't win this game, then I don't want you on the field!" One girl was confused and held up her hand. Probable 2nd best player...led to some awkwardness for a few seconds.
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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3859 on: August 26, 2014, 03:02:09 PM »
Retiring Landon Donovan to get one last game with the U.S. national team. Per @ussoccer, he’ll play vs. Ecuador Oct 10.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3860 on: August 26, 2014, 04:38:10 PM »

Retiring Landon Donovan to get one last game with the U.S. national team. Per @ussoccer, he’ll play vs. Ecuador Oct 10.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3861 on: August 27, 2014, 02:15:24 PM »
Considering buying USWNT WCQ tickets. 55 bucks for all four games Oct 15 and 16. :surprised:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3862 on: August 27, 2014, 02:45:30 PM »
Considering buying USWNT WCQ tickets. 55 bucks for all four games Oct 15 and 16. :surprised:

ms tobias and i are planning on going :emawkid:

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« Reply #3863 on: August 27, 2014, 02:47:19 PM »
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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3864 on: August 27, 2014, 02:47:59 PM »
is the outlaws presale thing the only one going on right now?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3865 on: August 27, 2014, 03:00:19 PM »
AO presale ended yesterday to my knowledge. I have a STM ticketmaster presale from 10am this morning that lasts until 9am tomorrow.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3866 on: August 27, 2014, 05:28:50 PM »
Daydreaming with redhead STM friend about which USMNT/USWNT jerseys we'd buy present or future. 2 of each.

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Whose jersey(s) would you buy? :D

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3867 on: August 27, 2014, 07:38:18 PM »
don't you dare buy my gf's jersey  :shakesfist:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3868 on: August 27, 2014, 07:40:20 PM »
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« Reply #3870 on: August 27, 2014, 08:43:29 PM »
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« Reply #3871 on: August 27, 2014, 08:52:27 PM »
great post by Spaces.

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« Reply #3872 on: August 27, 2014, 08:54:39 PM »
he's an old soccer soul trapped in a youngster's body

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3873 on: August 28, 2014, 01:33:56 PM »
GK - Cropper, Guzan, Rimando
D - Brooks, Cameron, Chandler, Garza, F. Johnson, Orozco, Ream
MF - Bedoya, Corona, Diskerud, Green, Hyndman, Morales, Shea
F - Altidore, Gyau, Morris, Rubin, Wood

Garza, Hyndman, Shea, Morris, Gyau, Cropper :love:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3874 on: August 28, 2014, 04:27:43 PM »
That the upcoming camp? I like this group.