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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3675 on: July 08, 2014, 02:09:39 PM »
Guys, I picked dobber jr up from soccer camp today. I think he did a good job of passing a lot of his knowledge on to the other campers and overall it was a good camp.
I am kind of pissed about dobber jr not winning MVP of the camp. For some reason he spent more time playing right back than striker or midfielder. I don't think he was able to showcase all of his skill. Sure, he closes faster than ABJ on a weak ass Baylor QB and tackles similarly as well. However, if they would have had him at striker for more time, they would have seen that he can score faster than Beems in a high school full of horny 16 year olds.
I am pretty sure it was rigged and the kid who won was probably the camp director's nephew.
Oh well, #wc2022


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3677 on: July 09, 2014, 02:42:10 PM »
so i found a crazy person on fb while reading comments on HCJK's post about beating Brazil, and I am not quite sure what to do with it. This place seems as good as any. Enjoy.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3678 on: July 09, 2014, 02:47:28 PM »
"it is that simple"

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3679 on: July 09, 2014, 02:50:14 PM »
"I don't see any development in the game what so ever, especially in improving a player's ability to kick the soccer ball, which is the bare bone basis for the game of soccer."

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3680 on: July 09, 2014, 02:52:06 PM »
I just cannot stop reading his analysis.

"Congrats to Mexico's 0-0 tie with Brazil...we saw some great saves from both goalies, but unfortunately no finishing skills from any player on the field during this game, when you know how to shoot on target, then the ball will go on target, and what I mean on target is that you shoot into the space where the goalie can't reach, and no player showed that they were capable of doing that...when a player knows how to master the ball, all they have to do is to get 35 to 30 yards away from the goal and shoot on target, and the goalie won't be able to get it, that is how simple finishing can be, if you understand the physics of the ball, and basically no player does, and that is because it has not been showed to them as of yet. I have offered my finishing training services to the national team of Mexico more than once, but they said, just like USA, that they are not interested...imagine if they let me come in an train their players in how to truly finish by mastering the ball...what a game difference this would be for either Mexico or USA...if anyone is reading this and has any connections to the national Mexican soccer Federation or the USA soccer Federation...have them contact me to help them win the next World Cup...actually, I can help them now, with just a few days of classroom teaching and on the field training in Brazil, but I am sure that won't happen."

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3681 on: July 09, 2014, 02:54:19 PM »
he sounds like he has something to sell

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3682 on: July 09, 2014, 02:54:36 PM »
:lol:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3684 on: July 09, 2014, 02:55:33 PM »
:surprised:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3685 on: July 09, 2014, 02:56:05 PM »
sometimes I'm not sure if you're making fun of me or not tobias, and I like that.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3686 on: July 09, 2014, 02:57:42 PM »
I guess I didn't exactly read his whole post. ha!

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3687 on: July 09, 2014, 02:58:05 PM »
sometimes I'm not sure if you're making fun of me or not tobias, and I like that.

do you want me to tell you if i was or not in this case?

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3688 on: July 09, 2014, 03:09:08 PM »
why has no one on the USMNT contacted this guy. we could have won it.

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3689 on: July 09, 2014, 04:12:44 PM »
what a great exchange up there everybody ^  :D

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3690 on: July 11, 2014, 09:34:56 PM »
grunny was busting bukaty's balls about besler this morning. 

Grunny "He got trucked"

Nate "the guy was bigger"

Grunny "the guy was bigger and he trucked him"

pretty funny

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3691 on: July 13, 2014, 05:53:03 PM »
Now that the World Cup is over we can start looking forward to the US in the Gold Cup
And Copa America! We have a friendly in September @ Ireland. That would be a fun trip.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3692 on: July 13, 2014, 06:07:38 PM »
My number 1 takeaway from this WC was that Michael Ballack needs to be on my tv more often. :users:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3693 on: July 13, 2014, 06:10:07 PM »

My number 1 takeaway from this WC was that Michael Ballack needs to be on my tv more often. :users:

Ballack is a super stud


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3694 on: July 14, 2014, 08:30:20 PM »
sooo....didn't realize that he Copa America that the US is getting to compete in and going to host is not their real one in 2015, but a special Centennial tournament in '16. That means that the US will have tournaments in '15, hopefully two in '16, and hopefully two in 17 leading up to Russia '18.  :drool:

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« Reply #3695 on: July 14, 2014, 08:32:07 PM »
sooo....didn't realize that he Copa America that the US is getting to compete in and going to host is not their real one in 2015, but a special Centennial tournament in '16. That means that the US will have tournaments in '15, hopefully two in '16, and hopefully two in 17 leading up to Russia '18.  :drool:

Moar soccer :drool:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3696 on: July 14, 2014, 09:38:33 PM »
that had not occurred to me, dude

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3697 on: July 14, 2014, 09:39:18 PM »
o/u for trophies set at 2.5 :gocho:

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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3698 on: July 14, 2014, 10:14:57 PM »

o/u for trophies set at 2.5 :gocho:

Two gold cups will be ours, gotta think we compete for gold at the Olympics, could be a contender for the Centennial Copa, almost won the Confederations last time we were in it...I mean it COULD be over.


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Re: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread)
« Reply #3699 on: July 14, 2014, 10:16:14 PM »
really looking forward to olympics