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Damarcus Beasley training with the Fort Lauderdale Strikers.

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Damarcus Beasley training with the Fort Lauderdale Strikers.

Brutal :flush:

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Damarcus Beasley training with the Fort Lauderdale Strikers.

oh my....

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.


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fantastic.  nbc has kinda set the gold standard for accessibility this year in the epl, hopefully everything from here on out is more of the same

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Guys, I'm starting to believe we're going to get Zelalem.  :runaway:

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Guys, I'm starting to believe we're going to get Zelalem.  :runaway:

just because?

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dobber familly soccer update:

dobber jr.:
Finished the league in 2nd with a 5-1-2 record. Had first post season tourney this past weekend. Brought home the gold. Ninjas scored 17 goals in the 4 games. dobber jr. scored 7 of them. Had a second half hat trick in the first game. 2 of the 7 goals were with his off foot, one with authority on a cross. Missed a header off the cross bar on a corner. Pretty much dominated the whole effing weekend. A kid on the other team in the finals told him, "You ain't got no skills," so jr 'megged him and then took the goalie 1 on 1 with one of those outside foot easy rollers by the goalie's left when the goalie went right. I had him kiss the trophy in a photo after the game (kiss the rings- :lol: ). Has another tourney in two weeks.

dobber juniorette's season came to an end this weekend. 1-7. It was a struggle. She hustles for the snacks at the end of the game. She high-fived and hugged an opponent (friend) in a game after said opponent scored a goal. Coach told her that she hustled on a substitution, which is a start. Her team is a bunch of misfits with 2 girls that can kind of play. In their lone win, one girl scored all 5 goals, beating the other team 5-3. dobber juniorette wants to play on a better team next season.

baby dobber can now walk around with a ball at his feet without looking down. He still dribbles all the way to the back of the net and then comes running out yelling "goal!"  Gets tangled up less than half the time!


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USMNT to play Belgium in a World Cup warmup on June 12.

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USMNT to play Belgium in a World Cup warmup on June 12.

will be a good way to gauge progress. not bad.

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USMNT to play Belgium in a World Cup warmup on June 12.

will be a good way to gauge progress. not bad.

Too bad no Benteke. :frown: Lukaku will be a great test too though.

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Tim Ream training in NJ with the Red Bulls. Probably going to be in the camp of 30. I've heard he's been tearing it up for Bolton.

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“@PCarrESPN: This will be the 1st time in 80 years that Mexico's World Cup team doesn't have a Chivas player (via @ESPNDatos).”


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“@PCarrESPN: This will be the 1st time in 80 years that Mexico's World Cup team doesn't have a Chivas player (via @ESPNDatos).”


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#OmarBravo4Mexico

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Did nobody like the dobber family soccer update. Don't you realize our last name is basically BeckhamVanpersie-Messi?


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Did nobody like the dobber family soccer update. Don't you realize our last name is basically BeckhamVanpersie-Messi?


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Sorry, slobber. It's World Cup season. We're kinda preoccupied.

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WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP   :excited:

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30 man cup roster coming out today.


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Guys, am I crazy or do we actually have a shot at winning this thing?  This is an actual question btw because I don't know anything about our team or the other teams.

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Guys, am I crazy or do we actually have a shot at winning this thing?  This is an actual question btw because I don't know anything about our team or the other teams.
Yes, we are gonna win this thing.

Also, the Ninjas are going to win the Seaside Classic this weekend. dobber jr. is getting all jacked up and it is only Monday!

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ONE MONTH FROM TODAY IS WORLD CUP DAY

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ONE MONTH FROM TODAY IS WORLD CUP DAY

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With the new MLS deal Fox gets their hands on a few USMNT friendlies in the years leading up to the 2022 WC.


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