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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1100 on: July 16, 2013, 08:49:18 PM »
love the WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL song, but idk about singing it during the GC  :dunno:

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1101 on: July 16, 2013, 10:55:18 PM »
Stu Holden is playing like garbage tonight.

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« Reply #1102 on: July 16, 2013, 11:46:26 PM »

omg, ref only gave a yellow for the keeper actively using his hands to stop a shot outside the box. one of the worst calls i have seen in my life.

I loved how he had the wherewithal to head it clear the first time, get up from the same spot and then immediately parry the return shot.  got away with it like a boss

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1103 on: July 17, 2013, 07:48:37 AM »
I like how he tried to decapitate his defender teammate with his shoulder

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1104 on: July 17, 2013, 08:12:35 AM »
I like how he tried to decapitate his defender teammate with his shoulder

That was pretty good.

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« Reply #1105 on: July 17, 2013, 10:46:59 AM »
omg, ref only gave a yellow for the keeper actively using his hands to stop a shot outside the box. one of the worst calls i have seen in my life.

That's Concacaf reffing for you!

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« Reply #1106 on: July 18, 2013, 01:41:22 AM »
omg, ref only gave a yellow for the keeper actively using his hands to stop a shot outside the box. one of the worst calls i have seen in my life.

That's Concacaf reffing for you!

Are you suggesting that UEFA, CONMEBOL, & CAF are less sketchy?

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1107 on: July 18, 2013, 08:05:52 AM »
Everybody in every conference in every sport assumes their refs are the worst

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1108 on: July 18, 2013, 08:33:27 AM »
There are bad calls everywhere but that one still shocks me

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1109 on: July 18, 2013, 09:39:59 AM »
omg, ref only gave a yellow for the keeper actively using his hands to stop a shot outside the box. one of the worst calls i have seen in my life.

That's Concacaf reffing for you!

Are you suggesting that UEFA, CONMEBOL, & CAF are less sketchy?

Not at all, but concacaf refs seem to make up the rules as they go. Plus, America is evil etc.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1110 on: July 19, 2013, 12:59:56 PM »
Salvador fans are buying tickets like crazy. Sunday will be a road game.

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« Reply #1111 on: July 21, 2013, 04:56:41 PM »
offensive clinic, 5-1 yanks

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1112 on: July 22, 2013, 10:11:21 AM »

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« Reply #1113 on: July 22, 2013, 10:16:09 AM »
that part was great, abe!

(for others, towards end of game landon was setting up to take a corner.  el salvadorean (?) fans were raining down cups and other debris, including this pair of sunglasses.  first thought was "this needs to be a 'deal with it' gif"

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« Reply #1114 on: July 22, 2013, 10:30:02 AM »


Too bad he's facing away from the camera, but I think a "deal with it" could still be added.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1115 on: July 22, 2013, 10:49:56 AM »


Too bad he's facing away from the camera, but I think a "deal with it" could still be added.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1116 on: July 22, 2013, 10:53:06 AM »
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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1117 on: July 22, 2013, 11:10:43 AM »
I'm definitely not on team Eddie Johnson but that was very cool yesterday

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1118 on: July 22, 2013, 11:12:27 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #1119 on: July 22, 2013, 11:13:01 AM »
I'm definitely not on team Eddie Johnson but that was very cool yesterday

my reaction wasn't even like fistpumping or yelling or anything.  i just started laughing, it was so absurd

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« Reply #1120 on: July 22, 2013, 11:46:56 AM »
I'm definitely not on team Eddie Johnson but that was very cool yesterday

my reaction wasn't even like fistpumping or yelling or anything.  i just started laughing, it was so absurd

Agree with both statements.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1121 on: July 22, 2013, 11:48:16 AM »
gus johnson calling him "demolition man", and then him scoring was a thing of perfection

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« Reply #1122 on: July 22, 2013, 02:13:33 PM »
I'm definitely not on team Eddie Johnson but that was very cool yesterday

my reaction wasn't even like fistpumping or yelling or anything.  i just started laughing, it was so absurd

Agree with both statements.
what happened? I missed it


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #1123 on: July 22, 2013, 02:31:45 PM »
what happened? I missed it

eddie johnson gets subbed in on a corner kick and 14 seconds later scores off it.  gus does awesome gus stuff

http://balls.ie/football/funny-us-soccer-commentary-of-demolition-mans-instant-impact/

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1124 on: July 22, 2013, 05:55:34 PM »
what happened? I missed it

eddie johnson gets subbed in on a corner kick and 14 seconds later scores off it.  gus does awesome gus stuff

http://balls.ie/football/funny-us-soccer-commentary-of-demolition-mans-instant-impact/

Gus is awful at soccer commentating. Awful. This doesn't change that.