So a couple gay guys moved into the apartment below mine.

[The1BigWillie]

I can hear them having sex all the time and I can tell they are really twisted.  Saw them coming back from the pet store this morning with a cage full of gerbils.  I can't take a year of this.  I love the location too so this sucks.  It's right by campus and a quick walk to Aggieville.  I love my land lady too.  Is there any way I can get these guys booted?  Oh, worst part... One of them was wearing "our coach is phat" t-shirt and the other a "Beak 'Em" t shirt.  WTF?? Oh and they hold hands everywhere they go.  

[ew2x4]

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=302.360

mods, lock thread.

[The42Yardstick]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

[ew2x4]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

What's your laundry situation? Very important.

[The42Yardstick]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

What's your laundry situation? Very important.

Coin-operated on site

[Scary Smart]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

d00d, I think you might live at the apartment building directly next to my house. 

[ew2x4]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

What's your laundry situation? Very important.

Coin-operated on site

Eh, could be worse.

[The42Yardstick]

I can hear them having sex all the time and I can tell they are really twisted.  Saw them coming back from the pet store this morning with a cage full of gerbils.  I can't take a year of this.  I love the location too so this sucks.  It's right by campus and a quick walk to Aggieville.  I love my land lady too.  Is there any way I can get these guys booted?  Oh, worst part... One of them was wearing "our coach is phat" t-shirt and the other a "Beak 'Em" t shirt.  WTF?? Oh and they hold hands everywhere they go.   

Sorry to hear that. I'll keep an eye out for them.

[ew2x4]

I can hear them having sex all the time and I can tell they are really twisted.  Saw them coming back from the pet store this morning with a cage full of gerbils.  I can't take a year of this.  I love the location too so this sucks.  It's right by campus and a quick walk to Aggieville.  I love my land lady too.  Is there any way I can get these guys booted?  Oh, worst part... One of them was wearing "our coach is phat" t-shirt and the other a "Beak 'Em" t shirt.  WTF?? Oh and they hold hands everywhere they go.   

This whole gerbil thing confuses me. If they need lots of them, are they killing them off after sticking them in their butts? I mean, that's probably humane.

[DQ12]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

d00d, I think you might live at the apartment building directly next to my house. 

Please don't call the cops for me parking in your lot.

[pike]

I feel your pain, dude. I have two lesbos that live next to me (no they're not hot, they're like 40 years old ). But the noises they make is absolutely disturbing.

[steve dave]

This thread seems like a great place to talk about my elite new apartment!

It's one bedroom, off-street parking, and i can see the alumni building/old stadium when I walk outside. I'm 5 min from my classes and 5 min from the 'ville. Nice landlady. It's a downstairs apartment that'll help trap heat in the winter, save on utilities, and protect from noise from the street except when we beat Texas (and I'll be at the Bill anyway when that happens). Best part? It's totally not a shithole. I had toured like a house that was slanting 10 degrees sideways the day before so now I can't even begin to believe my eliteness

Now I'm just hoping that a hot girl or two will be in the apartments next to me

Sounds dreamy