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Kat Kid · « **on:** January 23, 2010, 05:57:07 PM »

Stillwater?
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MORE LIKE STOOLWATER!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:50:22 PM »

good point. osu might have won the game, but they still have to live in stillwater. what a cesspool.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:27:04 PM »

Sounds like Stoolbend?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2011, 02:11:24 AM »

stillwater blows

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2011, 08:08:24 AM »

There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater. Not one. Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.

Mexican restaraunt?
Mexico Joes

Italian?
Joseppi's

They used to own the only seafood type place but it finally closed when they realized they were trying to sell seafood in Stillwater. The owner has some sort of weird pull with the city and everytime someone wants to open a new place to eat he tells the city that he will open a place with that kind of food if they block the new restaraunt.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2011, 08:47:30 AM »

The red lobster put it out of business, which is hilarious.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:05:19 AM »

i'm friends with the guy who owns all those places. Great dude, lots of money. Very Ostateo.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:53:56 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 29, 2011, 08:08:24 AM

There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater. Not one. Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.

Freddie Pauls? I've never eaten there so I don't know if it is good. I like Hideaway as far as crappy pizza places go.

skycat · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:42:45 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 29, 2011, 08:08:24 AM

There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater. Not one. Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.

Mexican restaraunt?
Mexico Joes

Italian?
Joseppi's

They used to own the only seafood type place but it finally closed when they realized they were trying to sell seafood in Stillwater. The owner has some sort of weird pull with the city and everytime someone wants to open a new place to eat he tells the city that he will open a place with that kind of food if they block the new restaraunt.

Good god. What a dystopian nightmare.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM »

Do they have an Olive Garden?

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM

Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:35:16 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis.

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

felix rex · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:35:16 PM

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis.

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:01:30 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on June 30, 2011, 01:57:45 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis.

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's

I was thinking Ching Joe Chang.

bakerman · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 02:01:30 PM

Quote from: felix rex on June 30, 2011, 01:57:45 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis.

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's

I was thinking Ching Joe Chang.

Gooch · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2011, 07:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on June 30, 2011, 02:08:28 PM

This is so racist but so great all at same time.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2011, 07:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on June 30, 2011, 07:15:25 PM

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on June 30, 2011, 02:08:28 PM

This is so racist but so great all at same time.

It would be really easy to turn that face into the Eskimo Joe guy, too.

'taterblast · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2011, 07:55:44 PM »

very intrigued by this thread. totally inconspicuous, started in january, only to pick up with steam in late june. just the nature of bbs'ing, i guess.

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM »

sd: yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:46:03 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM

sd: yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)

Yeah that is annoying. Fun fact: right before this thread was started Asava marched out of Mexico Joes stealing the Cumpleanos Sombrero atop his head.

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:48:29 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on June 30, 2011, 08:46:03 PM

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM
sd: yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)

Yeah that is annoying. Fun fact: right before this thread was started Asava marched out of Mexico Joes stealing the Cumpleanos Sombrero atop his head.

huh, I'll be damned

OK_Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:52:59 AM »

laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:56:53 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 08:52:59 AM

laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.

T-shirts, plastic cups, gift cards to Mexico Joe's, etc?

EllToPay · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:58:31 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 08:52:59 AM

laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.

you're slowly becoming a milder version of haverhill (every post sticking up for your home state/area)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:59:25 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 01, 2011, 08:56:53 AM

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 08:52:59 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.

T-shirts, plastic cups, gift cards to Mexico Joe's, etc?

cheese and sausage