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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2017, 10:39:55 AM »
That guy is a massive dildo IRL.
I don't know him but he looks like robin williams did in that movie where he was a creeper one hour photo

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #76 on: December 12, 2017, 10:48:33 AM »
my god, that is ugly

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #77 on: December 12, 2017, 11:16:51 AM »
Maybe Bill should have thought about why the A.D.'s office turned it down before he said he would take it.  :Yuck:

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2017, 11:42:56 AM »
It looks like it weighs a ton. And it's ugly.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2017, 12:02:28 PM »
is that a painted dinosaur horn?


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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2017, 12:03:56 PM »
I think the trophy should be one of those rooster male genitals wind vane things
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2017, 12:05:21 PM »
I'm gonna blame ISU for that trophy. They have a history of shittily designed trophies.
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2017, 12:10:28 PM »
a) Bill already did the right thing and accepted this fine trophy, even though the SID/admin refused it.

b) A couple of pieces of old farm equipment from a windrow, welded together, then pained alternating colors of the Cyclones and Wildcats seems like the best possible Farmageddon trophy.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #83 on: December 12, 2017, 12:33:56 PM »
I think there should be a base with the powercat and i-bird slightly looking up mounted on it. Then in the center, there should be a golden farm truck bumper that can swivel. Above the golden truck bumper, you have "Farmageddon" on it. Then, depending on which team wins, the loser gets the bumper rotated so the truck nuts are getting chortled by losing team's mascot. Something like this

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #84 on: December 12, 2017, 12:39:02 PM »
I think there should be a base with the powercat and i-bird slightly looking up mounted on it. Then in the center, there should be a golden farm truck bumper that can swivel. Above the golden truck bumper, you have "Farmageddon" on it. Then, depending on which team wins, the loser gets the bumper rotated so the truck nuts are getting chortled by losing team's mascot. Something like this



Well, that's a great idea. Maybe you should have made it before my guy Mike got it done.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #85 on: December 12, 2017, 12:58:18 PM »
Finally! (and it is absolutely perfect)

http://www.hutchnews.com/news/20171212/farmageddons-spoils



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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #86 on: December 12, 2017, 01:21:43 PM »
I think the trophy should be one of those rooster male genitals wind vane things
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #88 on: December 12, 2017, 02:00:27 PM »
I'm more than willing to forgive him for misspelling the only "word" on the trophy due to his excellent font choice.  It was a bold choice that really paid off in the end.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #89 on: December 12, 2017, 02:05:05 PM »
May I suggest a good topper?  One of these:


...but replace one side with this:

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2017, 03:17:12 PM »
In my minds eye, that guy is the living model of every dude who used to call in to the McElroy Scoreboard show.




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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2017, 07:11:30 PM »
farmageddon isn’t a big enough game to deserve a trophy especially when you consider the game’s one-sidedness


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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2017, 07:48:14 PM »
I hope bill tosses that thing in the dumpster at the bell

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #93 on: December 12, 2017, 07:55:23 PM »
I'm reserving judgment until skinny benny ways in
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #94 on: December 12, 2017, 08:17:52 PM »
I'm reserving judgment until skinny benny ways in

I know what he's going to "way" in on.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #95 on: December 12, 2017, 08:39:53 PM »
You've ruined it. I hope you are satisfied.
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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #96 on: December 12, 2017, 08:57:04 PM »
I hope bill tosses that thing in the dumpster at the bell
No way he's hoisting that thing high enough to get it in.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #97 on: December 12, 2017, 09:01:43 PM »
That thing needs to be run through the dirt a few times.  Maybe a little pig crap for aromatic purposes.
I would be more on board if that thing was.polished having turned over 160 acres of sod.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #98 on: December 12, 2017, 09:14:59 PM »
I think I could behind a sickle and hammer more than that piece of crap.

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Re: Is this the Farmageddon to end all Farmageddons?
« Reply #99 on: December 12, 2017, 09:27:32 PM »
In my minds eye, that guy is the living model of every dude who used to call in to the McElroy Scoreboard show.
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