Author Topic: Alabama, the "the south" of the south (Read 86886 times)

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1250 on:** June 16, 2021, 06:07:39 AM »

Consider the SFB who used that list.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1251 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:34:39 AM »

https://www.dsm.city/government/index.php

That isn't an SNL skit, it's an entire SNL episode encapsulating every wheelhouse cliché you could ever possibly conjure up.

8manpick · « **Reply #1252 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:48:44 AM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on June 16, 2021, 06:00:00 AM

A list with New Jersey ranked first should not be used in any argument.

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New Jersey has some wonderful parts

IPA4Me · « **Reply #1253 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:10:56 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on June 16, 2021, 08:48:44 AM

Quote from: IPA4Me on June 16, 2021, 06:00:00 AM
A list with New Jersey ranked first should not be used in any argument.

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New Jersey has some wonderful parts

Can't see those wonderful areas overriding the metro cesspools.

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MakeItRain · « **Reply #1254 on:** June 16, 2021, 12:58:57 PM »

Dax, you lashing out at me and Iowa won't stop the rest of the country and seemingly every best state list ever made, from dunking on Alabama. If I lived in Alabama, I think I'd move to El Salvador to find better opportunities for my family.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #1255 on:** June 16, 2021, 01:03:59 PM »

Alabama, one of America's best places to get the clap.
https://www.wkrg.com/top-stories/alabama-among-worst-states-in-u-s-for-chlamydia-gonorrhea/

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1256 on:** June 16, 2021, 01:09:17 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on June 16, 2021, 12:58:57 PM

Dax, you lashing out at me and Iowa won't stop the rest of the country and seemingly every best state list ever made, from dunking on Alabama. If I lived in Alabama, I think I'd move to El Salvador to find better opportunities for my family.

You'd never live in Alabama if you had a choice. It is a state where lower level employees are forced to relocate because it is cheap AF and the state hands out tax breaks.

Cire · « **Reply #1257 on:** June 16, 2021, 01:32:27 PM »

Dax would cape for Liberia if he lived there

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sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1258 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:00:42 PM »

Cracker Belters get so

It's hilarious to read Cracker Belters talking about government handing out subsidies for people to move there as multiple locales in their respective cracker belt states offer all kinds of incentives to get people to move there and stop them becoming/staying net egress states.

Just read an article about Cracker Belt Iowa administrators talking about the latest census . . . lots of

to go around.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1259 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Cire on June 16, 2021, 01:32:27 PM

Dax would cape for Liberia if he lived there

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He would fail as equally bad.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #1260 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on June 16, 2021, 02:12:24 PM

Quote from: Cire on June 16, 2021, 01:32:27 PM
Dax would cape for Liberia if he lived there

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He would fail as equally bad.

I bet Liberia has lower Chlamydia and Gonorrhea rates

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1261 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:20:28 PM »

As far as the STD's everyone understands that Cracker Belters set aside their 1 week off from the farm a year to do their rough ridin' at the beach.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1262 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:25:19 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on June 16, 2021, 02:15:08 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on June 16, 2021, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on June 16, 2021, 01:32:27 PM
Dax would cape for Liberia if he lived there

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He would fail as equally bad.

I bet Liberia has lower Chlamydia and Gonorrhea rates

And knows how to exercise

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1263 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:47:48 PM »

Obesity rates non-Hispanic (white) adults per the CDC 2017 to 2019:

AL: 33.5%
KS: 33.7%
MO: 33.1%
IA: 35.3% (91% of the state is White)
NE: 33.3%

Trim · « **Reply #1264 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:49:51 PM »

I finally looked up alabama tourism, particularly around the beaches I’ve read so much about here.

https://alabama.travel/upcoming-events/interstate-mullet-toss-and-gulf-coast-s-greatest-beach-party-3

CHONGS · « **Reply #1265 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:51:16 PM »

I've been to mullet toss. Gross city as you'd expect.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1266 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:54:33 PM »

Awesome Hangout Music Fest held just down the road.

I guess there's always Country Stampede for you guys.

mocat · « **Reply #1267 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on June 16, 2021, 02:12:24 PM

Quote from: Cire on June 16, 2021, 01:32:27 PM
Dax would cape for Liberia if he lived there

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He would fail as equally bad.

it's great Pit practice tho

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1268 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:30:06 PM »

This:

https://www.hangoutmusicfest.com/past-lineups/

Or this:

https://www.countrystampede.com/

Goodness. That's unfiltered Cracker Belt right there.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1269 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:20:32 PM »

Everyone here thinks Stampede is super gross and embarrassing, Dax. Lord knows I've never been. Why are you trying to flex over a swamp festival?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1270 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:24:45 PM »

A swamp festival on the beach.

LOL, oh Wacks, you just suck so much at this.

Cire · « **Reply #1271 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:32:36 PM »

Our white trash music festival is better than yours!

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1272 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Cire on June 16, 2021, 04:32:36 PM

Our white trash music festival is better than yours!

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Such a weird flex.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1273 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:43:07 PM »

Love the qualifiers. Oh but ya see, we're "all" embarrassed by Country Stampede, but enough people keep going every year that they keep having it . . . every year.

Don't see Cardi B, Post Malone, Billie Ellish, Lana Del Rey et. al to into the "white trash swamp" concert tour, but if you guys need to tell yourself that, it's cool.

Trim · « **Reply #1274 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:04:53 PM »

These both are tough sells to normals looking to vacation somewhere that they have no tie to or reason to be there.

https://www.travelks.com/

https://alabama.travel/