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Who would we use?
« on: May 19, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5200779

Condi Rice hits the recruiting trail for Stanford.

Who could we throw at recruits? Kristie Allie? Gen Meyers? OBz?


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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 01:53:50 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5200779

Condi Rice hits the recruiting trail for Stanford.

Who could we throw at recruits? Kristie Allie? Gen Meyers? OBz?

Of the three you list OBz is the worst recruiter. 

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2010, 03:47:18 PM »
Boom Roasted  :frown:
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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 04:29:40 PM »
Wouldn't this be a recruiting violation?

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 05:02:21 PM »
Wouldn't this be a recruiting violation?

Not really, would be just like schultz or currie visiting with a recruit during their on campus visit.  :dunno:

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 05:18:36 PM »
Terrence Newman and Darren Sproles would be decent options.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 05:36:10 PM »
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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 05:43:27 PM »
Terrence Newman and Darren Sproles would be decent options.

I think it's actually against the rules to have former pros "recruiting" for you unless they are on the staff.

In either case, I think we should send Ernie Barrett out on the recruiting trail.  Did you know that he has a firm handshake? 

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 05:45:29 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5200779

Condi Rice hits the recruiting trail for Stanford.

Who could we throw at recruits? Kristie Allie? Gen Meyers? OBz?

Of the three you list OBz is the worst recruiter. 

Okay, the dead corpse of the May-tag repair man or OBz?
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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 08:59:24 PM »
Fitz could choke them til they commit

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 09:10:25 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5200779

Condi Rice hits the recruiting trail for Stanford.

Who could we throw at recruits? Kristie Allie? Gen Meyers? OBz?

Of the three you list OBz is the worst recruiter. 

Okay, the dead corpse of the May-tag repair man or OBz?

Hmmm...does the Maytag guy know the word "intrinsic"?  I think if we just tape some pictures of K-State's awesomeness to his corpse and spray on some EMAW stank, he could be pretty convincing.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 09:25:58 PM »
Al Jones: Real World Alternate / #90 stand up TE opposite Russ Campbell. 

He would have made it on The Real World San Fran if Puck would have stuck his fist in Pablo's jar of "peanut butter" instead of just his finger.  The fist would have warranted Puck getting kicked-out.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2010, 08:19:20 AM »
Terrence Newman and Darren Sproles would be decent options.

I think it's actually against the rules to have former pros "recruiting" for you unless they are on the staff.

In either case, I think we should send Ernie Barrett out on the recruiting trail.  Did you know that he has a firm handshake? 
Firm handshakes seal the deal.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2010, 10:36:39 AM »
Terrence Newman and Darren Sproles would be decent options.

I think it's actually against the rules to have former pros "recruiting" for you unless they are on the staff.

In either case, I think we should send Ernie Barrett out on the recruiting trail.  Did you know that he has a firm handshake? 

On the official coaching staff or on staff at the university?

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2010, 11:15:30 AM »
Pretty sure it is on coaching staff.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2010, 11:38:24 AM »
Nick Lachey.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2010, 12:05:31 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kansas_State_University_people

dude, we got the vice president of Liberia?  That's like a country or something.  :eek:

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »
Wes from The Real World: Austin and all of those Challenge things on MTV has a younger brother who goes to K-State. He's been spotted several times in Aggieville enjoying MHK. Also, we could throw in another honorary K-Statriot/Aggieville patron, Bill Murray.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2010, 12:08:09 PM »
I pick Ghost of Earl Woods
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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 12:11:31 PM »
Wes from The Real World: Austin and all of those Challenge things on MTV has a younger brother who goes to K-State. He's been spotted several times in Aggieville enjoying MHK. Also, we could throw in another honorary K-Statriot/Aggieville patron, Bill Murray.

Never met him but heard from multiple sources he's a huge douche. Huge Douche

Dont think that would help recruiting much.

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2010, 12:58:38 PM »
Wes from The Real World: Austin and all of those Challenge things on MTV has a younger brother who goes to K-State. He's been spotted several times in Aggieville enjoying MHK. Also, we could throw in another honorary K-Statriot/Aggieville patron, Bill Murray.

How could anyone turn down Carl Spackler

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2010, 01:00:05 PM »
This thread has confirmed what I've suspected for a while now....I, steve dave, am our 4th most famous alumnus

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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2010, 01:05:25 PM »
Ghost of Earl Woods
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Re: Who would we use?
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2010, 02:54:33 PM »
Wes from The Real World: Austin and all of those Challenge things on MTV has a younger brother who goes to K-State. He's been spotted several times in Aggieville enjoying MHK. Also, we could throw in another honorary K-Statriot/Aggieville patron, Bill Murray.

Never met him but heard from multiple sources he's a huge douche. Huge Douche

Dont think that would help recruiting much.

Who's the douch?  Bill Murray or Wes' bro?  Bill Murray hangs in Hutch quit a bit and has always been a pretty cool dude when I met him.  I vote to give him one of those we think your cool so we will give you a fake degree, degrees.